Sunday 28 April 2019

The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #17

In summary to last week, my butt still hurts and I have no mood to jerk off to porn lmao

Okay, sad memories aside (self burn right there), this week we have more shows to cover. And unlike the last time I had to watch Attack on Titan on Mondays, it will join this list tomorrow similar to Honda-san two seasons ago, so take note of that. Ok let's start




アニメ Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san
"I'm his wife... and his mother!" Nakano be like OH GOD PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO HELL WITH ALL THIS SIN Oh wait. *laughs*
I like how Nakano is already at that level where he's already considered a pedophile and a child abuse prosecutor- Wait, he was already? *laughs* In this new episode (#SenkoSan03) of this series I guess I have no choice to give, we are introduced to the neighbour. Yes, finally she took the courage to step out of her abode and call the cops haha. Besides the great misunderstanding which can hardly be explained lol, we found out that Nakano finally is paying for his meals by likely buying the goods on his days off. Thank goodness, we don't have to eat off cooked offerings lol. And just in time, we can feed the neighbour so she won't think Nakano is here kidnapping children lol. Nice one, Senko-san! Really, she's literally keeping her mouth shut, with offerings. *laughs* Okay it's not, but still. It's a real good excuse though, since the neighbour who is known as Enouji is a student and an artist, which also means she could use some home cooking since this one barely even eats haha. (How she got that rack though we will never know lmao) So yeah, they kinda explained their relationship to her, and she just eats to satisfy her stomach haha. Easy, right? We're settled, so far so good. Well, when more questions appear like why Senko-san is "dressed like a fox" (because she is one lol) Enouji ended up believing it was some cosplay of some Anime character which she likes and which Nakano has to pay subscription now to let her watch the whole series so that she can act her role in the real world, that Senko-san. So yeah, at least that is one way of keeping your resident deity occupied haha. Hey unlike my mom this one still stays at home and remembers to cook dinner. *BOOM* Haha talking about buying food, since Nakano has been fed offerings from the temple for like, a week lol, it's time to pay back. Hey, for this much of happiness we gettin', this is a small price to pay, right Nakano? *him looking at his empty wallet* But yeah, worried that Senko-san will be seriously questioned to the extent of being brought to the police station (yeah I swear it'll happen considering she floats lmao), Nakano decides to go shopping with her. Really reminds me of the days I have to go to the market with my mom as a kid. Somehow this sticks with you when you grow up old and lonely lol. And so does Nakano, as she sees Senko-san looking around amazed at the product of capitalism and globalisation in front of his eyes, and also deciding his somewhat limited fate of his future meals lol. Come on, at least it's good, so I won't even complain haha. All in all, another wonderful episode which only makes Nakano (and me) more grateful than ever that some agricultural deity exists to feed him and let him touch her (#PedoAlert) to his satisfaction... this show is just great. Now to give the theme songs haha
When you haven't taken your daily dose of fox tail caressing lol
I want this to become an Anime haha
P.S. "If it's not a child, I guess it's not a problem" Hell yeah how do you like some Anime stupidity injected into your real life? Haha
P.P.S. In case you don't read credits, "Kon kon kon" (haha) is voiced by - I didn't even guess it because I thought Waki Azumi would take this role too - Kugimiya Rie-san, and if you need references to how cute this veteran can get on her voice, watch some Shana-chan and you'll pick up the vibes immediately haha

アニメ Bungo Stray Dogs Season 3
"Isekai"? Did someone say that word? TRIGGERED lol
And... man, what an episode to end the short arc. Haha did I say that last week too? Oops haha. In the final episode of this (#BungouStrayDogs28) short flashback of a series, we find out that the one real spy in this series has been a spy in like, every flashback lol. We'll talk about that later, but first, proceedings. Firstly, I was right in most cases. (Gotta give myself some credit her to sound smart lol) Arahabaki was an existence, probably an ability of some sort but sealed by the military in Japan and which is an Aragami (a sort of God existence, if you wonder), and directly possessed Chuuya in the events that happened. According to Randou's account (not going to talk about his real name which is under that hat tbh), he and another guy (we'll get to that later) were supposed to steal said power and report back to their Western headquarters (if we like to believe it might be the Guild but we don't know) (maybe the White House has ability users lol) but instead resulted in betrayal and most importantly, the attention of the nation. So to save himself, Randou chose to release that spirit and it destroyed the place good, he supposedly killed his ally, and left the place unscathed. Fast forward to years later where Chuuya is able to control his power, Randou came to learn that truth and seeks to take revenge (as predicted) not really on Port Mafia specifically but to gain the power for his own interests, most likely. So in comes his space control powers which obviously defy the laws of gravity even if it was set by Arahabaki Chuuya, which explains how he can survive the blast back then. Thank goodness X-ray wasn't anyone's ability yet lol and Dazai was prepared to replacing his hand in a cast with perhaps something more useful (I thought it was a minigun lol, but) which was probably just to make sure he can break Randou's barriers to negate his powers and not get killed by the ex-leader who was just possessed by Randou and has a scythe waiting to rip him in half lol. Ignoring the "I don't want to die" moment lmao, the two managed to defeat Randou, he told his story, and that is it. They've done it. Not as spectacular as when Chuuya had to like, limit release, but close enough haha. In the end, his kid friends betrayed him in the most spectacular way possible by joining in with the GSS wtf, and managed to "assassinate" the leader ie. Chuuya, who of course is not in a pinch of choosing whether to survive when incidentally Dazai arrived with his army lol. He offered him a place in Port Mafia in return of taking care of the organisation's and his enemies which technically includes the children, but they were protected by Chuuya's orders and the rest were settled by lunch haha. Just another day in the life of Port Mafia, guys. Don't worry too much. On a side note, the most important thing you should have paid attention to is the mention of the lab as explained by Mori Ougai. The lab was trying to infuse human beings with abilities which should remind you of a certain were-tiger which I somehow cannot remember the name, and should make you understand why the Agency doesn't know of anything while Port Mafia knows that one guy so well as much as to want to recruit him from the start. So yeah, next week we'll be back in canon story line, and boy can I not wait to see what more fun we'll have next. The action is short and sweet, the mysteries always get solved in the most logical way possible, and everything is awesome. We need a new reason to hype this season, and thanks Anime for coming back. *cheers* Last but not least, evil Mori Ougai is awesome haha what is it about the meeting with the old man in the Agency and the woman though... the lore, guys, the lore. Muahahahaha...
So evil haha
So gay haha
P.S. "To die is not the opposite of living; It's just a part of the process of life" Hmm, very deep, Dazai, very deep in meaning... haha
P.P.S. (spoiler alert) What the f**k dude you got the military behind you? I thought I was the strongest in the Sheep! Haha but seriously wtf man you don't have to do conscription and yet... Lmao

アニメ Midara na Ao-chan wa Benkyou ga Dekinai
"Ao! Ao! My dinner is just rice!!" If you didn't laugh hardest at this I don't know what in this series will lmao
It's like she even knows of 3P haha let me be the fourth if you guys doing 4P, okay? Haha on second thought I'll have to deal with Kijima so no thanks lol. 4P is provided I'm the only guy lmao. Okay, in the new episode (#AoChan04) we have competition. Yes, people. Ao-chan isn't the only b*tch that wants to f**k lmao. And it's Miyabi, classmate probably in elementary school, it seems. She was the one who sent in the love death threat lol, and she's the one who will stand in front of Ao-chan and stop telling her to be a b*tch even though she's the b*tch and is totally trying to fight for Kijima's attention. (Sorry is the asterisks are bothering you lol) So yeah yeah Ao-chan kind of found out mistakenly that he was sleeping with Miyabi (obviously not true because Miyabi knows of photoshop lmao) but yeah, back to studying I guess. Then again, it wasn't as easy as just that. The father knows about it again because Ao-chan can only consult with her dad, and in an outing (with the dad) they saw the couple and the dad sort of decided to do something about it. Well, firstly, by already writing a love novel in a female author pen name lmao which supposedly Miyabi uses to guide her through the day in the amusement park. (Man, this guy is earning it, the money haha) The real couple (Kijima and Ao) end up in a haunted house, she was scared and he volunteered to walk her out. Not until you notice that the place is rigged by the father so yeah, it was probably intentionally created to make each other jealous of the fact that they are attached to someone in their own outing. Whether that's good news or not to their silent period after seeing that fake photo, I'm not sure. What I'm sure though is likely the dad is helping them this time around so Ao-chan can finally get around to be jealous of the guy and do something about instead of being a b*tch haha Miyabi I'm sorry but you're going to lose to big tits lmao
How to know if a woman is jealous lol
Ao-chan's imaginaiton of the week lmao why censor Miyabi-chan though
P.S. Yes, Kijima. It's those kind of mixers where a girl drags you out because she thinks the others are boring, brings you to a hotel room and asks if you can f**k her a**. No joke, I speak from Anime experience haha *looks at DomeKano*
P.P.S. But seriously speaking, must the dad always dump in the Anime stupidity AFTER explaining the reality in romance? Must you, Dad? *laughs*

アニメ Joshikausei
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In this new episode (#Joshikausei04) we learn what it takes to have money to eat at a family restaurant, and what it means to not haha. So yeah, Momoko is poor as heck and spent all her money, the other kid with eyebrows as thick as picked radish (that's a K-ON! reference right there) skips meals and eats dessert lol, and the rich kid with the glasses had a full set meal. So yeah, she was selfish and doesn't want to share with her poor classmate, and the other two decide to play origami because how else are you going to curb your hunger? *laughs* Using paper towels left for the purpose of wiping your mouth and everything else in case you need them, Momoko took that and folded all kinds of stuff to play with picked radish lmao that's her name now. All was fun until rich glasses (that's her name now haha) decide to build cages using straws to stop them from playing, but isn't it ironic that's how wildlife domestication works in a summary? They fight to survive in the wild only to be caged by humans who spoil them everyday with food and order them to provide so-called entertainment to fellow humans? Uh oh, wildlife preservation is going to sue this Anime now lmao they are as confused as the waitress staff by now haha
Someone teach me how to make that please haha
That is called "kanenonai" on the left, and "kaoarai" "senmen" on the right

アニメ Uchi no Maid ga Uzasugiru! OVA
"You're saying I don't deserve to be in this world after all" Uh, okay Midorin mind my own business then haha
"When I think of hot springs, I think of snoopers" Haha the only snooper is you, you idiot maid lmao this Anime is the best. *laughs* In this reminiscent special episode (#UzaMaid13) of this fantastic series from two seasons ago, they decided that an episode of fanservice using middle school kids would be ideal. Uh, okay... The only one happy is the maid though, as we will soon (immediately) notice haha. Firstly, the trip. The three girls (namely Misha, Washiwashi and Morikawa haha) go for a hot spring location you wish exists (it doesn't) (that or you must be as rich as Midorin to build yourself one) and they had a great time. That was just fanservice, I guess, and that occasional snooping from the maid lol. (Yeah I finally remember, it's Tsubame) More importantly, the trip ended with Misha forgetting to bring a change of panties. I would argue that besides buying one on the way home you could also just wear back the previous one (unless you as a kid already wet it because you're horny as f-) instead of just bearing all sorts of nonsense including the maid and typhoon while going home commando lol. As we can see, besides commanding the heavens, Tsubame has again shown what it means to be able to do everything for the sake of her master, namely the kid. Which bring us to the last part, where Misha thinks that she can prove to Tsubame how she can also be maid and not be like those in that one Anime (lol 4th wall reference here) but more importantly, Misha has also proven to herself that housework is hard work, and people do that on a daily basis. Thanks, Dad. *laughs* That is total fanservice probably for Tsubame though, as she kind of replicates the same scenes as the Anime she watched (lol really wtf it this flash panties season?) and... yep that's pretty much it. No major screw-ups whatsoever. That's boring haha. But for Tsubame that might be the best thing ever. Well, until she notices that her phone has been stolen by the little ones upon Misha knowing that she is quietly being snooped all this time lol. I don't delete the photos tbh I just smash the hardware on the ground and crush it with my foot haha. Well, I'll tell Midorin to crush it with her bare feet so she can enjoy the pain while we're at it lmao ah this show is reminding me how fantastic this was especially with the level of self-thought and jokes I can never stop laughing at. Again, if you didn't see the jokes you liked here means I ran out of space to talk about them lmao
Things that make this show funny watchable lol
Things that make this show funny watchable lol
P.S. "Go dig your own society grave" If you don't get the subs it's because they don't explain to you that the phrase "Marriage is life's grave" and the maid is trying to get Misha to marry her so I'll explain it to you, that reference. You're welcome haha
P.P.S. "Did she move the heavens because of me?" And then they immediately wrote "It was just a coincidence" lmao this show

アニメ Kimi ni Suizou wo Tabetai
I mean, if a nice-looking dude took up your death wish diary and read it, wouldn't YOU want to spend the remainder of your life with him? This show in a nutshell haha
It took me some time to be convinced to watch this sad, sad story, but thanks to loundraw I decided to give this sad tale a chance. That, and Lynn-san is in it. Let's talk about it. Story in a nutshell: The end is nigh. Okay, not exactly, and turns out this story is way more than you see in the trailer which I've seen last year, to be honest. Story goes that a girl Sakura is about to die due to a terminal disease regarding her pancreas, and the one guy saw her personal diary. Yep, opened it up and read it. I mean, as someone who would return it to the lost & found or even just the nearest counter, this is definitely how it can all start if you did otherwise. So instead of hiding it, Sakura chose to tell him the truth, that her body was beyond saving. In surprise, she found out the guy wasn't worried about it, since it's another person dying. Hey, sounds like me lol. Still, the girl insisted on spending the rest of her remaining life with this guy, so she joined the guy in working part-time at the school library. And then that it how it all began, and maybe because he knew the girl in front of him was about to die, so like, obligation to fulfill her last wishes remain. So yeah, from going to places to eat (where did they get all this money lol) (oh yeah she was technically working) to even going on weekend trips and lying to the family and best friend about it (we'll come back to that later), those were great times. There were of course, some instances of showing some romantic progression between the two. I mean, it's a coming of age show anyways, so yeah, sleeping on the same bed because the hotel can't give you two single beds, and pouncing on each other is a thing lmao. And then in comes the hoax: the hospital visit. It made the guy real worried for once, and yeah, maybe that is when he showed concern for the first time, to another human. That, and thank goodness she got discharged out of the hospital to (SPOILER ALERT INCOMING) die due to a stabbing. Yeah WHAT THE F**K DUDE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?? Sakura was pronounced dead especially considering her condition ("hey if you could try not to stab my abdomen" lol), and the guy took some time to realise how much she meant to him, and how much she changed his life even without using his name, and even so made an impact Haruki will live to remember.
In case you wonder what it is about loundraw's drawings that is beautiful
In case you wonder what it is about loundraw's drawings that is beautiful
Okay, been holding back on comments above tbh, so here goes. Firstly, I'm real surprised not because it wasn't a smooth ending like most of these life end shows would do ie. the one time she went to the hospital will be her last, and everyone would crowd around to her death while he has to explain the reality to the people she kept secret to besides her family. Seriously, I thought it was that, especially from the trailer. But even if I didn't and made me think she just died without much notice, the story still gave me a 180 and tell me she didn't die due to her illness!! So that was quite a plot twist, to say the least. Secondly, I can relate to this show. Not that I have someone around me who is about to die and wants to spend his or her remaining time with me (I've not had the luxury to be touched emotionally by another fellow being tbh), but suffice it to say Haruki behaves a lot like me. But I would like to point out, I would not do one thing he would likely do until the day Sakura dies, that is to keep her secret. At least, to Kyouko, or even the ex-boyfriend, I would tell them the truth. I would not keep mum and let them beat me up. No joke, I'm too honest to keep this secret. If you are going to die and you tell me you didn't tell anyone else outside the house but you're like, the most popular person at the workplace or in school, you'll be sure I'll tell every single one of them haha. Death is bad that it brings people around you to grieve, but it sure is better than to find out in the future that the lie is set, and that time can never be recovered. Obviously drawing into Kyouko's perspective right here, but because she seems to be the one who will be hurt the most not knowing of the news. (Screw the ex, alright? We marry the two spring trees now haha) (Yes, referring to Sakura and Haruki, which means "spring tree") So yeah, I would not stand and watch her enjoying her time with me because as much as I like to joke like Sakura maybe, I would not take impending incidents lightly. Not especially if I see your pills and hear you got hospitalised. If you are just unhealthy I wouldn't care, but if you are going to die I'm not going to keep mum. That's... what I can assure you. Also, why drag this guy down with you if you're going to die; you need more people to cry for you?? Haha thank goodness I wouldn't even open that book in the hospital since I don't want people asking me why I'm there. *silence* Haha okay let's move on. (Note to self: You can't tell her about your last weekend in the hospital lol) Lastly, I would say Sakura is what I want in life but have never seen. Hey, welcome to the world of Anime, ladies and gentlemen. With a light novel story as base and loundraw doing character design, no wonder this show is done well. But ignoring production since I wouldn't be picky (not even sumika for the theme songs), but from a personal standpoint I secretly want someone like Sakura to come into my life. Well, it probably wouldn't happen already looking back at my studying years (it was close though; I got a girl to come to my place to study, remember?), but man, one could dream, right? Cue the ending theme here lol. Still, for someone who relies on relationships to live compared to me who thinks living is itself a pain (sorry pancreas I do you no wrong), Sakura is sweet gum I'd be willing to eat 24/7. If such a girl exists and would appear in my life, I say once more, my motivation to live will be her. Problem is, it's not there. Oh well, I could watch this and cry lol Haruki got laid with a dead girl and I'm still alive lmao GOT ME haha
This movie in a nutshell?
To end this, I would say overall production is good. Lynn-san wasn't what I expected in this show, but thanks to a certain Anime I believe her acting lively characters would be similar, so that is that. (I don't care about the rest of the cast, in case you wonder haha) Aniplex might not be the best choice for music, but it is a choice, and I still liked the soundtrack. Would argue more soundtrack to make impact would be better though, as three songs have been presented throughout the movie. Animation I can't complain, but considering loundraw started his own studio and can do this for a CM (commercial), I wouldn't be impressed with the animation quality here, but it's still good. The plot line represented is also good, and as I said above, besides the plot twist, I really enjoyed how this plays along, as dumb as it sounds. Again, I wouldn't read any book I picked up on the street especially if I knew it belongs to someone like one with a custom cover. *laughs* Is this why I haven't got laid? I need to up my curiosity more haha. Then again, Sakura has been in a relationship, so she knows how it feels to be loved. And I like how the plot has explained itself completely in this show, as indirectly shown in her diary Sakura has been interested in Haruki for some time, and naturally after experiencing heartbreak and facing impending death she decided to go bold and choose the one guy to be with for the remainder of her life, in which coincidence made it all happen as if to fulfill her dying wish. Unlikely she would confess to the most boring guy in class who doesn't give two sh*ts, but the book thing definitely made it happen way more easily. All in all, I came in with an initial neutral only to be impressed by the story. On that, I'll say is a good show. Thanks for making me cry like, as many times as every time one person cried. Yes, the funeral doesn't count.
I know it's just all her images here, but Sakura, you light up my life.
(I suddenly have an urge to listen to Kuraki Mai's "Light Up My Life")
This character is so cute I can't even
[Early part postscripts because I haven't gotten serious and so did Sakura lol, and some after I watched]
  • "I'll spend the rest of my life with you" Man, you totally picked up on this one, bro. Why say no? Wel I would argue in real life you may get like, an ugly girl so maybe not haha then I'll be like him and say "life your own life to the fullest" lmao
  • "What should I do about it (the rest of my life)?" You can do whatever you want, girl. I don't know, explore the world? Skip school? Get married? Well, I'm not stopping you but I don't want it to be me haha I don't want to be a widow yet at my age lol
  • "I'll lend you my hand, so stand up" *getting serious 13-year-old self flashbacks* lmao to keep it short, yes I did help up a girl who is too lazy to stand up whilst sitting on a chair, no joke
  • "If I told you I was really, really scared of dying, what would you do?" I would rat you out and tell the world of your illness. SOMEONE GIVE ME THAT MEGAPHONE lol *seizures from her getting stabbed*
  • "The naughty part... is starting from here" Better keep that boner down! Keep it down!! *laughs*
[Again, as an advisory to all parents out there, allow your kids to find something in life to live on. Whether how good or bad it is - food, sports, video gaming, smoking?, love and fidelity?, being otaku and buying a stack of CDs (lol) - it'll give them something in life, instead of regretting and making them frantically search for one when they grow up. It's a pain to do this stuff now with people constantly questioning about your life goals because you don't have any]
[Advisory x2: The infection or even removal of a pancreas does not mean your life is dead. According to medical sources online (I did a bit of research), the pancreas is an organ which helps your digestion by - if you could recall in your science lessons - turning food into glucose. Without that you can still live but you would suffer from severe diabetes (yep) because you constantly need drugs and specifically injections (refer to Sakura's bag) to neutralise the threat. Maybe that's why she said she was about to die; she got tired of living. Hmm...]

[Update 2019.05.01: Yes I got reluctant in watching a show on a Monday so I chose the nearby public holiday to do it haha let's do this]
アニメ Attack on Titan Season 3 Part.2
"Rest up, Eren" I'm like, walking the whole night through the forest bro, you want me to rest? lol
Hmm, and that is a real interesting episode (#AttackOnTitan50), despite it being short and rather straightforward in development. We're back, guys, and in this next part of the Anime story (because they can't come up with a better title) we continue to seal off Wall Maria. But well, it was all again a farce. It's like they just wasted time doing whatever they set out to do again. I would argue though, that walking through the forest in pitch darkness and sneaking to the edges and sealing off the wall is a legit strategy to gain confidence in the people again. But then again the enemy is full of intelligent Titans, which is kind of a problem in itself if you think about it. So yeah, credit goes to Armin this time I guess, and RIP the first guy who got killed this arc lol, as many would likely join him so... I wouldn't say too much haha. Nonetheless, the guys did manage to seal the outer wall, only to realise that all of them (yep all the Titans) were actually cleverly concealed in the walls all this time. Now THAT is what I call a stealth operation, Erwin. Thanks to Armin's thinking and not believing that they are hidden in a ditch somewhere (well for Beredohdt and Reiner it's possible but the others...) and of course, Erwin believing in the flexibility of the operation being as Levi mentioned "as long as we don't get rid of the enemies Wall Maria will never be retaken", we got an answer. Hey, I like when a mystery gets resolved in the episode itself. But really man, way too quiet. And you didn't even clean up after your tea? You disgust all British in tea etiquette haha. But yeah, Erwin has also a purpose for walking into their trap, because as much as these monsters are prepared, he might also be. Whatever that is, and what will happen next to Eren's titan fight with Reiner and everyone else, is the next big thing in this series. Let's hope it's going to be nothing but a streak of awesomeness waiting for us just like their death lol
Example of a timid leader lol
Example of a confident leader
P.S. Just heard the new cinema staff song from the Anime itself as the ending theme song, and... I like the flashback feel in the animation, as if they are paying tribute to something. Is this their end, the lot of them of humanity? I hope not. This is such a dull show I could use some happy stuff 

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Nah, not doing it, manga reviews. Moving on~
(I'll probably do it in bulk, as I have plans to purchase some Japanese manga. I'll just need like, 10 weeks to read like, 9 volumes worth lol)

音楽 This Week on Klassic Note
This week wasn't too much of a week, but we can talk about it. Longing this for quite some time since last year, I finally got to listen to NEGOTO's best album, and yes, their last, and... it wasn't as much as I thought. Maybe it's just the melodies, or the style doesn't stick with me anymore. Still, I think I can give a couple of songs, even though it doesn't bring enough justice for the two CDs worth of 36 tracks. You can find out more on the recent Moment I posted on Twitter what songs I have given and the rest aren't in the album too on Apple Music if you want. Again, hitting that preview button is still, in my opinion,the easiest way to hear a bunch of songs in a short period of time. I also remembered metro polica listening to oldies and... man have they come far since the last time I saw them with a major album. Some of their newest songs are good, so I might give something next week maybe. Yes, it's because I got so much attention again following Karano Marina last week lol what's with all the following here I'm too old to understand lmao

Next week brings us nano.RIPE's new digital single, so yeah, not full single. Still, it's been some time since they sang, and I did say from the music video preview that it isn't bad, so I guess I'll have to give it haha. I'll also have a couple of days work leave and holiday to back that up effectively reducing my work week to 2 days (YESH), so yeah I'll try to clear that Aqua Timez live and Ten-chan's if I have the time to not sleep all afternoon haha

On Twitter news directly or indirectly (lol I have to use this phrase now so I can group all other news together), Scenarioart is releasing a new single in the upcoming months finally, Yoru no Honki Dance released a new music video preview and... I guess it's fine. Man, they don't sound like themselves anymore, to be honest. Is it because of major label? You can tell us, guys. No pressure haha. Asakura Momo's new single got a music video preview and... what is with all this cuteness? *laughs* The ending theme song for Anime "Ao-chan" revealed their release date which is end of May like the opening theme (man, why), and cinema staff's new single is ready to go. Well, hopefully the Anime is. Lastly, because of the above one video featuring loundraw's new video (see movie review), the song at the background was sung by none other than - if you find it familiar - Hanazawa Kana-chan, with the guy himself writing and producing the song. Wha- Anyways, I hope that will be a song of hers someday, but man, a movie without full-on loundraw animation and drawing is like the above. Imagine what happens when he takes over everything. I'll be waiting patiently for that day to come.




That's all I guess. I have to make this post shorter with a collapsing element for the movie, so if you see that happen when you hover or click on the title then that means I've done it haha. Cya guys next week then, and remember to come back for some titan talk. And until next time... I need to plan out my breaks. I have to do stuff, not just sleep all day as much as I like to, to be honest. *laughs* Life ia all about sleeping people. Until you notice you have people to interact with and you can't sleep. Well, invite them to sleep with you? Argh I can't forget that night with Sakura-chan haha imagine how dumb I would be sleeping on the couch when I really say three things cute about her. Haha okay good night.

Sunday 21 April 2019

The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #16

Hey, everyone.

And boy was that quite a weekend. It was a Good Friday, to be honest. Well, not until it turned real bad and I had to be hospitalised. Between you and me... you're not going to know it here just read the Statement before this post that's all you're getting haha

Anyways, back in the helm, so let's get to all the shows we have to watch this week Jesus next week is going to be 2 hours worth of Anime already (excluding reviewing times) (and I pause my videos to comment) AND I have one left to reject which I somehow can't... How? Watch them all, I guess. This is going to be a good season of Anime haha let's start


アニメ Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san
"But seriously Senko-san can we stop with the offerings for dinner?" lol just order online and tell the deliveryman to leave it by the doorstep
"I feel like I'm swimming into criminal waters" Hey bro you're not wrong you're halfway there already wait till your neighbours find out haha. In this new episode (#SenkoSan02) of non-stop fanservice or maid service depending on how you see it, you need to be reminded of one of the reasons Senko-san mentioned to help Nakano, and is that he is handsome. *silence* We'll get back to that in a moment haha, but at the start, more happiness. Well, until you notice you have to work again and you don't even want to wake up. (Ugh #IHateMondays) (good chances Monday just passed for him and he has the rest of the week lol) Senko-san obviously noticed that, so she kinda took it to a new level after giving him a night to remember lmao. Firstly, cleaning up the house and preparing everything else she missed, including the bed which we'll talk about later. It somewhat got the attention of the neighbour, but that I guess we won't get to see it now? Only her ears can be seen from afar let alone down the street so we're good for now. But hey, something's gonna call the cops when you consistently let a fox scream at your place haha. Still, another day of work getting shit on by your boss, and then... heaven. *laughs* It is really like heaven and hell, this show. We just only get to see the former so that's great lol. Still, it took a lot of effort from the fox spirit, we have to remind Nakano to just online order groceries so he can stop eating cooked offerings lol, and Senko-san should stop tempting him by giving her own body to touch in return haha. (Reading the mind is a thing, but offering your celestial body...) (And I don't mean by a hot chick because she isn't lol) Okay, not directly, but then again, the thing that is worse than porn is the insinuation of porn. Trust me, I speak from experience haha. That ear caressing thing is this week's fanservice btw. And everything else... I guess you just need to remember she doesn't have like, a grown-up woman's body as a shell, so this would do I guess? I mean, I can bluff it over as my adopted child? Cosplaying as a fox 24/7?? Ugh, the misunderstandings keep piling up I can't even. Still, really an entertaining show about affection which probably none of us would have experienced (I don't have a bathtub at home, for starters), and he got a nice, warm bed to sleep in with it lol, and... we can only envy Nakano. *laughs* Hey, he put in the work and is seen by others, so I'll take that as compensation, this caretaking. Also, we were provided with a flashback of... Nakano's past life? I would like to believe so, but unless reincarnation allows you to retain your looks, I doubt it's the same person. Still, maybe that's why Senko-sen decided to help him with his busy life because he reminds it of someone. You know, probably an ancestor or something. I guess we won't know more because the neighbour will come into play real soon, and as an artist and probably also a stressed out person working from home (over deadlines), let's see if we can help her or get her some help. Man, I want to give the theme songs but even just the opening theme is not passing my standards UGH can we magically make the song good for my ears? Or maybe I also need to get my ears cleaned by Senko-san haha douzo douzo haha
Me when I have to wake up at 7am every morning #TooReal
Mw when I have to squeeze in the morning trains #TooReal
P.S. Nakano's face is LITERALLY my face when I wake up every morning knowing that there's work, I'm tired and I'm bored at work because there aren't any active tasks for me to complete ie. You're on demand so when it happens you don't get to go home. I need to quit my job and find another one haha this show is too relatable
P.P.S. "Senko-san is 800 years old..." <= How I psycho myself to watch this series thus far lol
[Because I can GIF here you go]
This is so cute I can't even

アニメ Bungo Stray Dogs Season 3
What's with the script as animation? They can't afford the budget for this season? haha (also, must feel weird in the studio with their hands holding the scripts and the screen in front of them lmao)
Well, there. We finally have an answer. You know, I like fast-paced shows like this. Remember when we had to watch like a whole season to know the truth? Well at least we don't have to in this new episode (#BungouStrayDogs27) since they didn't bother delaying the truth to next week, thank goodness. Firstly, the investigations. People were out there to kill Randou - the only person who probably had an eyewitness account of the explosion from eight years ago - to make sure Port Mafia becomes history. Chuuya took care of that, and Dazai went along with him to seek the truth. Problem is, he lied. Well, Randou didn't lie. He told the truth. He merely just gave himself away. He was also the only one who knew about the truth. To see Arahabaki in its true form. Why though? We'll be there in a second. Suffice it to say, and since Dazai took a bet with Chuuya (lol using an arcade game) on who can find out the truth first, both people have different intentions behind seeking the truth. (spoiler alert) Chuuya wanted to know the truth as he heard from the first person account from Randou, and since (spoiler alert on next phrase) Chuuya is Arahabaki (yep) he wants to silence the last of eyewitnesses so that he can continue with his current plan as the leader of The Sheep (even lying against the group of kids below him) to probably screw Port Mafia over by killing all of them. At this point it wouldn't make much sense to me personally as remember last episode? Hirotsu was technically possessed when he was fighting Chuuya himself, so this doesn't make any sense. But then again Chuuya wasn't seen after that so... And Dazai was witness to it too. We'll have to wait for next week to explain that part I guess, or just fight it out. On the other side, Dazai knew Randou had an eyewitness account, thought of who might have the Arahabaki power (he probably was safe in assuming it's the guy right beside him), and probably invited Randou to lunch (lol) so he can be easily found? Well, also to witness the truth which Randou seeks since if anything happens he can still technically protect himself in the open. (Okay it was indoors but still more open than his place which was burnt to a crisp) Also, and because (spoiler alert x2) Randou was the one who impersonated the ex-leader. (Did no one dig out that dork's grave to confirm? lol) (I mean, levitating out the coffin with gravitational power would also be easy lmao) Okay, not only because he had the same build lol, but more of because this was a good time to implicate someone on the incident to disrupt Port Mafia operations, as if he owns such great power. Hey, remember: this guy was more affiliated to the past Port Mafia than the group at this time, so incentive for betrayal is probably more than zero. All in all, if you're as surprised as me in knowing that Dazai knew all these the moment he heard Randou's account of the incidents, then you're average in intelligence haha. Which also explains the bet and inviting Randou out. Still, at this point it won't mean a lot to anyone besides Chuuya as we will have to see how Dazai is going to manage to save Randou maybe and not get himself exploded by the time bomb who is literally standing in front of him. Maybe that's where the bet came about, and he did win it by saying it first, according to the narrative. Ah, I see. Dazai is the supposed genius in this series, as usual. Getting out of the impending battle though, we'll have to watch next week to find out how. Wow, such hype haha
Me this episode figuring out the mystery lmao
I wish I could be this happy after being held a knife to me lol
P.S. So, with respect to what I deduced last week, I suspected that Arahabaki was a being that belongs to an ability user, and this user when dead can allow the spirit to not die with it, which makes it free to possess other beings like the ex-leader. In the second part I was clearly wrong, but the first I wasn't. It belonged to an ability user, and it is an ability user, but that the power was controllable unlike a free being which seeks destruction, even as Randou described. This probably also explains why Port Mafia has Chuuya under control because they already know it was him who did it. To create a city I doubt so, but to cause destruction more likely after the end of the Dark Ages. Okay I was wrong Dazai didn't know Chuuya was the explosion. Uh oh haha as expected this show is confusing to understand that's also what happens when you watch only halfway

アニメ Midara na Ao-chan wa Benkyou ga Dekinai
"It'll become a huge, lewd sex party (on the nights of school trips)" lol Ao-chan knows everything she literally thinks everyone at night fuc-
"It's warm... and soft..." IT'S A WOMAN'S THIGH YOU IDIOT lol uh, I mean, he doesn't know. *laughs* Haha in this new episode (#AoChan03) of whatever chastity belt Ao-chan has ordered but did not come on time, (or at all because the dad c*ckblocked it lmao) the class has to go for a school trip. And the father agrees to let her go to that over cram school? Well, because it involves cramming too but you won't get any smarter lmao. (Okay I promise the sex jokes stop here) (Forget I said that haha) Anyways, the guys went to the mountains for their school trip in which Ao-chan thinks is a place to get laid (lol), but then again more of them are just interested in what she thinks, and suggested hanging out together but Ao-chan... you know. I know there are Anime scenarios that do the stuff she thinks of, but this show isn't that. Well, it wasn't supposed to be it, I assume. *laughs* Firstly, Ao-chan tries to confront Kijima for the I don't know how many times, but instead hides herself in the closet. Besides getting a great grope from the guy lol, and probably making the rest of the class misunderstand what she said through her actions, the guys hang out by... going to the mountains for a game of fear-testing. Yeah, no sex party, Ao-chan. *laughs* And then, of course the two will go as a pair, and... many things happened. Haha namely Ao-chan thought she's going to get touched on in the toilet (likely by Kijima lol is what she would think) but it was a work glove, and... Ao-chan's skirt somehow got lifted so Kijima can see her panties. (But seriously, was that him peeing? What's with the waterfall sound effect did someone in production screw it up? lol) Unlikely her father's doing (thank goodness for that) because it seemed more like an accident, but hey, it took quite a while to explain that to Ao-chan before she faints upon knowing the truth. Well, any way this goes (direct or indirect) she also can't take it, so... good job on keeping this as clean as possible, Kijima. *laughs* All in all, funny episode as usual, I already gave the opening theme song, so yeah, this one is in for sure. Also, I can't get enough of those moans lmao is that what the appeal is? Good work, guys, good work haha
When you noticed you have a bigger d*ck than your hands lol that was a last episode reference
These visualisations, man...
P.S. "Unlike education, for romance I go for the hardest ones. Okay maybe softer ones since her rack" haha <= not Kijima please don't take it too seriously Ao-chan
P.P.S. If Waki Azumi's voices did not turn you on this episode you can stop watching this already. And probably go kill yourself by watching "Blend.S" now. No joke. Go die right now. *laughs*

アニメ Joshikausei
I like how the animation frame rate is already so low and they have to slow-mo to make it even lower lmao. In this new episode (#Joshikausei03) for the series so short I decided to exclude the quote above and probably the postscripts below from next week, this is a good summary of a great day compared to the bad day in the previous episode. Well, great for the one working guy, I guess. In short, the guy watched too much soccer overnight (yay go Team Japan!! haha #NotSoccerFan) and is tired to go to work, so he dozes off on the train standing. Don't worry; been there, done that. Thing is there's a JK sitting in front of him. So yeah, he's happy. He decided to jerk off keep himself awake so to keep an impression in front of the girl? Sure, bro. How old are you again? *laughs* Anyways, he is barely doing so, so he decides to take out a... chewing gum (it took a while for me to remember this banned good in my country lol) and before he could eat it the train shook (normal stuff) and it landed in between the girl's thighs (not normal stuff lol). Hey, they don't call her Momoko for nothing. *laughs* (Yes, also a reference to the first episode) She offered to give the now "tainted" gum back in the presence of everyone around him, so yeah, of course he refused. (Hey in reality though? Okay maybe not even if it tastes of sweet high school girl pu-) In return, Momoko kindly offered him a snack that was in her bag, so I guess they are even? He didn't get to taste his chewing gum though. *laughs* What is this, "Ao-chan"? Haha
TFW you are happy and she gets groped haha not true btw
You shouldn't say yes to the offer even if you don't know the context tbh
P.S. Again, YOU WISH this was reality. Not for the lack of speech or else I'll teleport myself to that world now haha, but you get it. Probably already got reported to the cops at this point for dropping your illegal gum at someone's thighs lol

音楽 This Week on Klassic Note
This week was quite a short week for Klassic Note so let's talk about what happened. Uesaka Sumire's new single released on time, and... thank goodness it was reminiscent of her earlier day singles which means I didn't like it at all, so I'm only giving the topic song right here. Natsukawa Shiina's new album is going to be pending for review, as I only managed to hear it today and... I really expected a full-on EDM album even with the couple of previews I heard over the past month. Still, it wasn't too terrible, but I would safely say this album may have revealed to us how bad she can be at singing (oops) (hey in Klassic Note we have our standards haha), and how songs can be terrible to any extent in production. Remember Kotobuki Minako's first album was on my shelf? This one is not going to, I assure you. *laughs*

Next week, we welcome the only release I'll probably be focused on and will of course come on time, NEGOTO's best album, and their last. *sob* I know I did say on Twitter that I didn't give enough attention to them and give more songs over the years because they aren't the best, but that doesn't mean they didn't leave a good impression every time I give them songs. Still, this might be the last chance we'll be able to give anything, so I hope it won't end up like Kuso Iinkai earlier this year which I gave nothing. Yeah. Let's hope that won't happen. This album, and probably indie artists if I have time. Or Nan-chan, whichever comes first. Which do you think is more important now? *laughs*

On Twitter news, nano.RIPE's new music video is out for listening and it isn't bad because emo and I am vulnerable to those especially from them, Kawano Marina's new music video for her re-major debut single is out which got me a lot of attention because she retweeted it (thanks!), TrySail is releasing their first live performance videos on music streaming services in parts every week starting this week (I tweeted it and almost forgot), and Minase Inori is releasing a music video compilation which no doubt fans will be snatching over pre-orders, I assume. Hey, I'm good with those Apple Music videos haha




Just a short rant to end this post: Teichiku don't have good composers in them. And that is okay, as long as I'm not hearing songs that are sung by idols or by Anime characters, which is why for artists like the one who sang Anime "Joshikausei" theme song and Kawano Marina who just major debut over there won't be too affected because they write their own songs. And that, I will be less worried and more hopeful production doesn't destroy the songs for them. Refer to my blog post about song writing roles to learn more haha. Cya guys next week, and until then... hey we got another holiday to look forward too soon but too bad it isn't a Friday so... at least it's a good mid-week break haha maybe I should get a couple days off lol bye

Saturday 20 April 2019

Freedom in life is getting admitted into hospital over the weekend for one of the dumbest reasons ever.

Remember this, future self. Your first hospital admission was due to stupidity. Don't ever forget that.

Sunday 14 April 2019

The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #15

Yes, it's going to be on Anime for now, the tags above.

Still decided to go with my way of naming them since I'll remember better and no one else will care haha, so you should see it happen for the past posts at this point. I'll try this for a season and see how it works in here because Blogger is a- let's get to entertainment haha

Life is better without real life women, my friends. Okay maybe it's because my real friend is trying to get laid and things got weird haha just like Anime!? Man, life imitates art lol
(*As this is not "The Statement" do not take this seriously)



アニメ Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san
Man, imagine a fox spirit comes into your life when your life is about to be in shambles... Why have I not seen one around yet? lol (ah you gotta be handsome lmao)
I mean, if I see something totally wrong the moment I open my apartment door I wouldn't be that happy tbh haha. Anyways, in this first episode (#SenkoSan01) of literally a show of fanservice, makes you wonder why Ao-chan gets 12mins and Joushikausei (we'll talk about that later) gets 3mins. Yeah. But then again this is probably a show that realises peoples' dreams like myself, so I'll take it. *laughs* This, is a slice-of-life show. And not your usual slice-of-life, of course, because it currently features only one man. Yes, a working man. Not schoolgirls, not kids. Well, if you consider that deity of a kid then maybe haha. Still, it's just a show where this guy suffers from the city's burdens of work (if you need a summary people in Japan work for at least 10 hours a day normally against their will) and never has enough time to take care of himself because he lives alone away from home. So yeah, with no one to help him around in his apartment (unlike in shows where you live with a manager who can take care of stuff for you) he just gets more and more depressed over time. He can't complain, because he's technically the breadwinner of the house I assume, so he suffers in silence. Not until the fox world hears about this and decide to help him out. Well, Senko-san decided to help him out. So yeah, she descended upon his house (literally, no need for locks and keys) and cooked him dinner after he has to work overtime again for the God-knows-how-many times this month. As like anyone else inside or outside Anime, pure shock should be your only reaciton until you realise this isn't a dream and you won't get caught by the cops for pedophilic activities lol. After he gets a satisfied dinner paid for entirely by the shrine lol, Senko explains herself to be someone who is in a mission to relief the guy (I don't remember his name haha) from his stress he has built up over time, so sure, pampering it is then, subtitles. It went from 0 to 100 real quick, as Senko takes on weirder requests besides cooking for the dude, was touching her tail. Okay, many things she has done for him has been nicely referenced to things from the old house in the countryside I assume, from the grandmother's tea to playing with the cat who probably won't squeal this much as Senko-san but hey, I'm not complaining about voices here. *laughs* All in all, quite an interesting episode to start with, and really reminds me of Anime "Kannagi" but this is a no joke one? So it really feels great to maybe consider watching this in the middle of my work week instead haha. Really, I can't find any reason to reject this show. Okay maybe the theme songs but when has it been an obstacle? Haha we shall see you next week Senko-san. Man, that tail on Waki Azumi going to make so many fanservice on live events hehe (just imagine it for a while everyone you'll get what I mean)
Happiness is...
Happiness is...
P.S. "I'll toss it away for you" I'm like "Wait, did you take them off my fridge to cook? Then you can't throw it away that's MY money" lol okay it's offerings WTF SENKO-SAN haha I'm not that poor here's some money- oh wait you can't really buy stuff NOW I HAVE TO BUY THEM FOR YOU TO COOK FOR ME WTF lmao just use online shops haha
P.P.S. "And you're 800 years old? You look like a kid..." Every Anime guy when they're in these types of Anime lol
["Super Senko Time"?? You sure it's not "Super Mocho Time"?? I wonder who copied who...]
This guy is literally doing what I'm doing at work FYI no joke
It's C programming though haha
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アニメ Bungo Stray Dogs Season 3
"I'm going to kill everyone at Port Mafia" How to get hired at Port Mafia 101 lol
Hey, welcome back, guys. Another reason why I didn't regret watching this series from 2016, we're already at the third season, everyone. In this new episode (#BungouStrayDogs26) we go into another recollection arc because why not, we see how Port Mafia was formed. Well, today's Port Mafia. The group featuring Mori Ougai as the head. The one who assassinated the previous boss with a scalpel. The one Dazai saw him do. You know, if you can remember from I don't know what episode because it has been two years haha. Anyways, there are many to learn from this episode thus far, which will no doubt make a turn real quick as it goes on. But hey, I'll take a rollercoaster ride featuring Dazai and Chuuya. Hey, best Anime couple right there, ladies and gentlemen haha. Story goes there was a big explosion (I'm not going to pinpoint on this timeline because I'm not that invested in it you just need to know something happened after the event with Dazai's two friends) after the event which spawned the new Port Mafia, and it resulted in a crater in which a new city is born, right on an island off Yokohama. Problem is, recent sightings have been found of the previous leader being alive. Hey, he was killed though, slit in the throat. But apparently it's more than that. He came back to life for whatever reason, and was possessed by a god? (I'm not going to spell that name because I keep remembering it as Akihabara lmao) Hmm, in a world where ability users exist and immortals don't, this sounds really suspicious. We also get to see a young Dazai and Chuuya (I wouldn't say Mori Ougai is young, but still) who have to fight along with each other for the first time after it was formed combining an enemy's boss to someone who witnessed that old man's death. But this time, the mysterious power, instead of appearing on the previous boss, was on Hirotsu (I swear I had to wiki this because I forgot who he is and I only remember him from the one episode... yes Black Lizard haha) who came into fighting with Chuuya because the kid asked for it lmao. Through this, Mori Ougai offers him a deal. To share information and find out the truth so we can stop all this bullsh*t and you know, move on from the previous Port Mafia which is technically more brutal than the current one maybe. Man, I can't even imagine haha. And the current one has Chuuya and Akutagawa in it. Anyways, The kids start their first date together lol, and it's about to get more exciting. Hey, I'll take this show above everything. You know I like normal humans with crazy, extreme, larger than human possible powers that aren't DC and Marvel lol. God, this show is the best. Currently the only action show I'm liking because Attack on Titan is an obligation now haha
The reminiscing action shots make this show all the more wonderful that it came back.
The reminiscing action shots make this show all the more wonderful that it came back?
P.S. "Do you think there is any value in living?" Hey, Dazai, I ask myself the same question for the past decade haha
P.P.S. In case you need help understanding what happened, TL;DR some mysterious power possessed ex-Port Mafia leader (and Hirotsu without us knowing) definitely not due to vengeance but likely due to the explosion which created Suribachi City. How and why though? My guess is it's an ability user which created that (I mean, Chuuya can do that crater too technically) and is always nearby to possess user powers, and remember the two other enemy groups of the Port Mafia as mentioned by Hirotsu? Yeah, might be one of them. Also, we have no idea what the ex-boss' ability is so... He's alive at least haha

アニメ Midara na Ao-chan wa Benkyou ga Dekinai
"Let's have sex!" The dad approves haha new serialisation incoming lmao
"To sum it up, it's enticingly sexy" Haha that's my friend when describing women lol must you be so detailed? Haha anyways, the only thing I've learnt again in this new episode (#AoChan02) is that if there's anything to consult on don't talk with your dad haha. Okay it's just Ao-chan's dad but still. *laughs* Again, this show should be titled "Ao-chan Can't Do Romance" because just like Kijima she can't too. Don't ask me why, but then again it's everyone's first time anyways. Firstly, it's about Kijima's junk. *laughs* And that's how you start a comedy Anime haha. Anyways, Ao-chan seems interested by it for some reason (why) (haha must be the books the dad's influence is working...!!), and thinks of ways to find out how large it is for herself. I know it's easy for us guys to see each other's dong in the bathroom or public showers (you guys haven't done that? haha me neither) (Audience: LIAR!!) (haha) but hey, it's not possible for women to see in men, to say the least. Not unless you're in bed haha. And yes, they do say hands represent that thing's size, but you know it's not true (I swear I have a larger junk than my hands lmao), but then again when you only have your erotic dad as an encyclopedia (okay the dad was correct but that's extreme case, Ao-chan) and you can't really ask the guy directly... you know, but you gotta know. Haha maybe that's why then. But then it ended up being Kijima being serious talking about the confession he did in the first episode and asking Ao-chan to think seriously about it. Meaning the girl is talking about d*ck and the guy is talking about love. Hey, nice guy Kijima here I wonder what's up his sleeve haha. Next up, Ao-chan dressing up serious. Well, the friend was right btw haha. So yeah, fanservice for everyone including myself. Lastly, there's the book swap. It's about a vocabulary book only Ao-chan can read (really Kijima just bought it to look smart haha) and... the dad substituted it for one of his bondage books lol. So yeah, accidents happened and the two books got swapped, but Kijima didn't exactly read the book after that so Ao-chan was fine but not without the huge setup of misunderstandings at least. All in all, I have a feeling it's the first episode that may have left a bad impression on many but at the same time I still think it's a filter to chase away those who can't take the sex jokes and maybe the father going forward, but as of now I think it's still good, this series. And now I'm actually convinced that Ao-chan actually knows more stuff than me (SM, BDSM, outdoor play etc.) (yes flashback to her introduction) so allow me to enlighten you on sex in Japanese in the following weeks haha this show is great totally not Seitokai Yakuindomo in any way it's a shoujo Anime btw lmao okay confirmed it's shonen no wonder haha
Wtf is this a Lethal Weapon reference? Guys born in the 80s help me check haha
(Oh it's in 2016 lmao)
I feel ashamed to have posted this image expect more in the future haha
(Don't searh for porn of this you have been warned) (Edit: There isn't any??)
P.S. She just wants to do it with the guy haha this show should be called "Ao-chan ga S*x Shitai" lol
P.P.S. "Kijima's junk is huge" good enough to be together haha "Want to do it here?" Man, gotta love those sex jokes haha
[Last thing to note: The dad also mentioned something important which will "save" the series, is that he doesn't write in his novels the pains of sexual intercourse. Thank goodness we're drawing the line there haha]
GIF FEVER!!!!! Haha okay just one I wanted to do two (animated images) though
This is so cute I can't even
(Yes Kijima you're right teasing her is kinda fun)

アニメ Hitori Bocchi no Maru Maru Seikatsu
I'm not watching this anymore I'm not in the mood for it don't want to feel dumb haha

アニメ Joshikausei
(no comment)
Why the quote above? Because it's a very quiet show? Okay, why I am watching this. Because of this, Tachibana Rika. She's main girl, and I've been waiting to watch something I like and has her in it as main in an Anime, so here we are. But uh, just a heads up, this one is even shorter in length than Ao-chan (review above), so... yeah. Focus here is to create a story without dialogue while typically focused on slice-of-life things to... you know, ecchi stuff. *laughs* Let's talk about them. (I'll pile both episodes till now since I watched the first on a train and not formally earlier this week and did not write anything down) Firstly, in episode one (#Joshikausei01) they gave us legs. Yeah, those long, white, flawless-without-a-speck Anime legs you guys asked for soooo much, they finally delivered. Not that showing legs is weird, but it's about what happened to it. It got mashed, it got exposed to a lot of classroom air, and got slapped. *laughs* Short enough to describe the content on 3 minutes? I believe so haha. Yep, and that's an episode already. Next up, the newest episode (2) gave us an unlucky day. Well, for main girl Momoko she is more than just feeling unlucky today. She tainted her shirt twice (yes, twice), pissed off crows while throwing out the trash, and can't even have lunch because all the packaging is opening in every other way but properly. You know, like if you open that milk pack by the side and it opens until halfway through the paper layer... we've definitely all been there. But for Momoko, she's just down on luck. Even the straw wasn't cooperating haha, let alone the vending machine. All in all, really weird series to watch in especially I can barely be satisfied about voice acting quality because there isn't much dialogue lol, but suffice it to say I like the simple stories, and sure, I'll watch this once a week. This is better for binge-watching for many after it ends airing on TV, so yeah, do what you want. Just give the cast a chance because I know all three of them. Okay not really Kubo Yurika but still
This is so relatable I can't even
Sorry but I gotta make this one (with a higher frame rate lol)
P.S. Too short to make any quotes or postscripts so if you'll forgive me from now on it might just be the one paragraph haha
P.P.S. In case you need to know as I've read the first chapter of the source manga, both episodes are not from the manga. Just so you know, Anime production might be going for random.


(That is what, FIVE shows by the end of the month including Attack on Titan? Well, at least two of them are short, but still. Should I stop watching Attack on Titan? And then Levi puts the sword to my neck? Haha)

音楽 This Week on Klassic Note
As mentioned last week, there's that one album which will crush the competition totally due to fandom haha, but firstly, let's clear up some releases from last week. So in a nutshell, I gave two songs from Cocoro Auction's new mini-album, and another which is the topic song from AIMI's new album. This is as much as I can give, girl. I tried. Also, because of live performances again, I gave another Fujifabric song which was actually in the mini-album released earlier in the year, but I've only gotten to it now. Well, it's because of the mood, actually. And the quirky melody, but yeah, I gave it. This week, Minase Inori's new album probably hit more places than other on release date through the Internet including Twitter, YouTube and Apple Music Japan for me personally, and it was okay. I did give like, three songs off the bat including the topic song which I cannot forget for the week until I stopped listening to it, but yeah. *laughs* Aimer's new albums simply blew past me like a breeze as I barely got any interest from her new album songs, and I guess that's not good? I'll try to listen again next week. Kajiura Yuki-sensei is in it somehow so I want to give chance? As of now I'm giving songs written by not her though haha. I also caught up with Touyama Nao's new album which actually released last week (yep sorry Naobou) and... this might be worse. Hey, music labels? Why idol solo music career second albums always suck? *laughs* Okay it might just be with Inorin the last time but hey, I gotta reference something. I may just give one song, or none if Aimer is better compared to her. I know I shouldn't compare, but since I'm not exactly in the mood to listen to both albums, then I'd rather try to give good songs first. And I haven't decided on any. Oh well. I better try to give a couple before next week.

Talking about next week, two much anticipated releases make me want to not work this week haha. Thank goodness for public holiday on Friday, yes? *cheers* Uesaka Sumire's new single might be the next potential single to be on my shelf considering I haven't heard the B-side yet? But the topic song is good though. The B-side is some insert song for OVA of Anime "POP TEAM EPIC", so... I hope it's good? I haven't heard any previews of it yet so may I not be surprised by it coming Wednesday haha. I say this first because no doubt I'll put forth my (because it's only me I swear) fullest attention (if it ever comes on time) on Natsukawa Shiina's new album which will probably be my most serious review ever this month haha. Okay, if it's good I'll try to give more. Her previous single B-side wasn't that memorable so I skipped it, but from previews I've heard the past couple of weeks it's hopeful, to say the least. Yay Nan-chan! And sorry Aki-chan but you've not been singing new songs. Must be the marriage thing haha (Not going to make the graveyard joke lol)

On the Internet because Twitter ain't got enough news for me, Niitsu Yui announced a new mini-album since her album last year which will also feature the new music video which is on YouTube now, along with someone licensing KANA-BOON's new music video (I'll link it here) (and if you in Japan don't even try clicking on it) and Ikimonogakari revealing yet another new song for a commercial. Nice song btw. You guys going to announce a new release at some point? I'm waiting.




That's it then. Recently I opened my website (this one) on like, IE9 (Internet Explorer 9 for those who never seen IE before) and man does it look like sh*t haha. So yeah, probably revamping the thumbnail designs to see if I can make it more backwards compatible, not like it matters because IE IS DEAD PEOPLE!! Haha even Edge browser is going Chromium. So yeah, upgrade your browsers, people. I personally recommend Vivaldi because I love Opera and it isn't what I know of anymore. Still, it's quite a customisable browser, so go take a look. Cya guys next time then, and until then... looks like Anime will be my fuel for the short...er week. Someone please give me courage to tell my superiors that I have nothing important to do at work haha bye

Sunday 7 April 2019

The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #14


I hope you noticed that not so obvious tagline I've placed from last week and this post just right above mainly because the system in Blogger sucks and I want a way to search my own opinions from the past watching Anime lol. So yeah, this is what I came up with. Clicking on them will (hopefully if I can recall this every week) search the blog for that exact hashtag so you can find the post of the specific episode.

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Wait, maybe that's not the way I want, huh. What if I want to find all the posts in the series? I may have to change this a bit lol (Edit: Official series Twitter hashtags in English because I Japanese haha) (And if I can't get used to these long hashtags I'll edit back to WHATEVER I WANT lol) (Edit v2: Edited back haha)

Anyways, let's get to what happened this weekend, yes? Okay, not all of this happened in the weekend but I hate weekdays so whatever lol




アニメ Midara na Ao-chan Benkyou ga Dekinai
"I'll go to a university as far away (from home) as possible" Yeah to get away from your dad!! Haha you think he'll let you, Ao-chan?
The first thing they should do before putting that bold statement out to say looks doesn't matter is to make the main couple ugly. Can you do that, author? *laughs* In this... fairly interesting first episode (#AoChan01) of this 12-minute series (yep, getting Aho Girl flashbacks already) if there's something Ao-chan can learn how to say for starters instead of being so kind is to say "fuck off", because she hates guys. And it's not like some other girl who hates guys because the dad's a freak (wait), she hates guys because she thinks guys are lewd. (Must... not... relate... to... WORKING!! No Inami-san go away!!) Actually, she just wants to study. And for good reason, as she wants to be a good student and have a great future. What's wrong with that, isn't it? It's only wrong when you have a sicko for a father ugh haha. Really, she doesn't have just any father. It's the kind of father no one wants to have. Really, not even myself, and I'm male. *laughs* Anyways, there's this guy called Kijima, he's popular, he wants to talk to Ao-chan, but hey we got like, this perfect student who doesn't even have time to talk to men, or so she ensures since he thinks everyone is as mentally sick as her father anyways. (What about the editor by your dad though he is a good man I think who is  not your dad lol) So yeah, but she has a hard time rejecting the shit out of people. I mean, she can just say "stay away from me" and be a real prick but really, she's just being nice, and maybe that's what attracted Kijima to her. I mean, if otherwise you would be attracted to someone who loves to just study as a high schooler, you need a medical checkup lol. Anyways, she gets an opportunity to get past her message, but instead gets flustered over Kijima's reaction mainly because Ao-chan herself didn't know of anyone else that pure (lol) besides her dad so has no idea how normal men behave, but maybe also because she thinks he's a fine dude. Well, he is going to get in the way of her studies though at the end (or is it the dad...) so I would argue otherwise, but yeah, this is probably why she won't be able to study as the title suggests. Spoiler alert: She might be in love. And I won't thank the father here because besides giving card hints to do the boy and lifting up her shirt (un)intentionally, he is just going to get in the way. Hey, the father had romance before? Or was it after the mother's passing that... I don't care about that piece of shit haha. What will happen next to Ao-chan after Kijima literally confessed to the girl he likes even though it leaves Ao-chan totally confused to the extent of not remembering what was her reply? I guess we gotta watch to find out. Meanwhile, I gotta complain about the episode length (please refer to 2017 Summer Anime to see me write a load of stuff explaining this trend) (oh I didn't?) (What about winter 2018?) and the lack of pace in the first episode in terms of plot also maybe due to me having read the first chapter of the original work. Otherwise I would commend on Waki Azumi being great on this role, and as irritating as the father was, and Kijiima being just the right guy who will attract Ao-chan's attention. We have potential shoujo manga content, guys. Well, as long as the father doesn't interfere, we will. You know, Ao-chan? If you need help juggling (not your tits lol) between schoolwork and whatever sick shit people keep throwing at you including yourself, maybe try to become one and talk sick like that one Student Council president Amakusa Shino lmao
You want to live in a room on your own?
Why is it all pink? lol #LewdColour
In case you need a word pun explanation "aokan" isn't the best phrase to describe your own name.
P.S. "How did you get such a high score?" "When you start studying?" Wow the guy got burnt real good there lol
P.P.S. At some points you'll notice that Waki Azumi's sadistic voice is leaking out, and if you know of "Blend S" you'll either hate it or love it so much you'd rather let Ao-chan hate you lol I'm good haha "Is he a masochist?" NO AZUMI-CHAN DON'T DO IT haha
[Since I can't put two links on a hover image thumbnail, here's the video explaining why I say pink is a lewd colour haha] [To summarise in case the video link is dead (#foreshadowing), it was a Pyxis (Ito Miku, Toyota Moe) livestream, Miku-sensei is teaching about colours and deduced pink is an indirectly lewd colour, especially when Moeshi likes pink stuff and her room is pink lmao]

アニメ Hitori Bocchi no Maru Maru Seikatsu
"Why can't elemenrary school last nine years?" Hey don't ask me go question the education system, girl. Haha
You know how to get friends? When you play a prank make sure to put your name in it *laughs* Okay because of a certain blogging website (refer to last week) (yes I know I didn't mention this show at all, but) I decided to give a chance to this slice-of-life Anime where in the first episode (#HitoriBocchi01) the girl... I wouldn't like referring to her as Bocchi-chan, but as her name implies (you're going to need a lot of references starting with this because all their names have meaning) she is alone. In middle school, I'll take that as acceptable because look at Anime "Slow Start" lol. If this was you in high school, you may need some social assistance haha. So yeah, she starts her life in middle school WITHOUT ANY FRIENDS, mind you, like many others who probably are in this situation because their friends went to other schools. For her, it's her long time friend Yawara Kai-san (ugh) who couldn't be more kind to being friends with her for this long. Six years long, in case you wonder. So yeah, times have to change, and so Bocchi has to make new friends now. Yeah, until you notice she pukes upon socialising. Hey, was a problem for me too. Really makes you wonder how she'll deal with society in the future, but we got present issues to solve. Her ex-friend is in the midst of breaking up with her unless she gets to know everyone in class. Hey, only 28 other people? Make a friend a day and you'll be done in a month lol. Oh I'm counting weekends btw haha you gotta make the class know you before the Heisei Era ends lmao we still making this joke? Okay that aside, she did at the end of this episode, make a friend. I hear you say "What?" but yeah, she did it. Good for you, girl. Now the series can actually start. If you guys are making this a full adaptation please tell me we getting three more seasons of this because I would love to not watch them haha. (please no foreshadowing here) Anyways, Sunao Nako-chan (yes this too) became her first friend after she got some interested in her and also she decided to make friends with the closest person to her seat, which was ironically (as they do in Anime) at the back row towards the window. Nako-chan wasn't that much of a punk girl to receive even the attention of the teacher (wtf teacher, you into gals?) but more of a cool and honest character, so yeah, Bocchi got lucky here. No doubt we will see more people appearing around her social circle in the episodes to come (hopefully lol) (hey friends of friends count as friends, Bocchi-chan) (Strategy #5 btw lmao), and we do even see a lot of friendly things going on from just texting in school (man I love this school already normally your phones would be confiscated haha) and just gifting each other gifts or whatever in between, and once again I can't help but love this slice-of-life stuff once again. No need for confessions, Bocchi-chan. Liking stuff is natural, and it doesn't require a statement. That's something you should remember. Moving on, I hope I would get interested in this series somehow because I would argue I still can't get over the social awkwardness which reflects my own personality so well when I was a kid even after watching that one show last year. Here's to hoping I'll like this after three episodes, yes? I have to give the theme song though... And the cast are mostly newbies I only recognise Akarin... (I'm ruling out Kai-chan as she's not in this school) I don't even know how to like some of these new voice actresses because no one told me to watch and like them... *wink* haha also Strategy #6 right at the intro of this review btw haha you'll be known by the class real quick lol (And then the school starts on April 1st and people saw that notice be like, is this a joke? Ah, the logic is perfect haha)
Honestly the only things I laughed this episode lol why
Me when I <insert any action here> lol
P.S. As many have pointed out the main girl sounds like Kana-chan, and heck, it's her first role? You want to be famous, girl? Start changing your voice options you're not going to be famous being tailwind haha
P.P.S. Author was the one who did Mitsuboshi Colors too? Isn't that just last year? Well I guess Kadokawa was being kind to you haha. Hmm... you like your middle schooler stories, isn't it? Pleased to be watching your work then. That is, if I stay haha

音楽 This Week on Klassic Note
Okay, not a lot this week but I did a lot over the weekend so let's talk about it. This also means I won't come to much conclusion for most of them so... you can just listen to them too the moment I gave them I'm in it already. Yogee New Waves new album finally was available for streaming for some reason (Victor Entertainment, why) and... I ended up giving the topic songs. So yeah. Don't ask how great their album was haha. Thanks to YouTube (I think) I heard of a band I thought I would never give a song from FIVE OLD NEW, and their newest music video sure caught my attention and within acceptable melody region despite the raps in between shouting "OMG". Even so, but I heard the related release which released newly from last month and... I know why I wouldn't like their music style haha this is a one-off thing now. Also, because they sound too like the 80s and I'm not really in the mood for that so yeah. (99% GTA Vice City vibes, ladies and gentlemen totally can be in Emotion 98.3) I also caught wind of AIMI from STEREOPONY which disbanded like 7 years ago releasing an album so I gave that a listen, and... it's the same melodies, just... now I hate the music style. It's just her trying to blend into the already saturatred J-Pop industry. Yes, those "sing a pop song and you'll get famous" industry. So yeah, I tried to give instead some of the pop rock styles instead which reminds me of the rock band. Really man, I miss those. And also thanks to remmebering to listen to the live performances for last year's content, I chanced upon Cocoro Auction and their newest song and thus their newest release which coincidentally comes out this week!! Yeah, and you bet I missed their style and melodies. So yeah, and now the song has a title when it did not have one back then. Playing the mind game, I guess? So I'll decide on everything after FIVE OLD NEW next week. I also took a listen to the character songs which were insert songs in Anime "Domestic na Kanojo" and... Yocchan's voice is soooo good, I thought Uchida Maaya was copying her. Wait, what? Yeah. They sound too alike? I mean, they are 2D sisters anyway no wonder haha

Next week brings us one of the either most potent or harmless releases of the year, Minase Inori's new album. Eh, it was a miss last album so let's hope it hits somewhere on me this week. Also out next week are Aimer's new two albums for some reason (she got that many songs to  write?) so I'll give that a listen when it comes out maybe. And... I'll  follow up on the stuff mentioned above. I have been really lax on even giving releases a listen to I'm trying to catch up. Yeah, that's how boring work was I don't even have the mood to listen to songs anymore please help

On Twitter, Hayami Saori is finally on Apple Music so I can give her the one song lol, VELTPUNCH announced their return with a series of live performances with new relesaes pending to arrive (hopefully), Horie Yui announced a new album due in July (better write that down), and SPYAIR released a new song which looks like a motivational song for a sports school? Yeah, they do those things. Also, because I watched Anime "Ao-chan" the opening theme song is already out for listening and for streaming so feel free to only give the song by "EDOGA-SULLIVAN" and not the show because it ROCKS!! Okay, I may try to give more over next week before Inorin comes in to trash all competition lol




Okay, finally done for the week. Between scary eyes and having babies... I wonder why Rui-chan haven't done it with Natsuo- Haha I'm just kidding I hope I didn't nail it on the manga spoilers lmao. Cya guys next week then, and you bet I am looking forward to Good Friday muahaha oh it's next week? Haiz I should go get a fake MC and take a break haha