Tuesday 31 December 2019

The Klassic Note Song Awards - Official Results (2019)


Welcome to the Klassic Note Song Awards 2019!

I'm Kaineng, Klassic Note's only listener and judge. It's that time of the year again, where I sit down at the end of the year to give out awards and try to, hopefully without much bias, rank the songs I listen for the year. It has always been a challenge, and this year is no exception in my busy work life. And as I continue to listen to new artists, weep over the passing of many artists and see some return triumphantly within the year, it continues to move me along in the search for songs to remember and make my life much better than it can be now. Also, hooray for 10 years of this! I look forward to many more years of doing this, we shall see.

To emphasise once again, the results below do not fully represent the many songs I listen to for the year. New artists may have surfaced thanks to the easy access of YouTube videos, but mainstream is catching up on these too, and the number of songs available on streaming media like Apple Music have only be increasing. I would argue I still cannot stop myself from giving Anime and idol-based songs as they continue to climb up the ranks this year, however mainstream is catching up with a new generation of artists I will remember for years to come. A big thanks again to all artists who participated and the wonderful songs they all gave me, because there wouldn't be Klassic Note without any of them. I tried my best to give recognition to as many artists as I can every year, as you will see, so I hope I gave given as much recognition to them as possible.

The results below will be split into six segments, with the first two covering statistics and analysis of the songs given this year and how they fare. Diagrams will be shown in some segments to give a better overall picture rather than just displaying tables of data. Finally, I'll conclude on with The Top 20 and an audio edit of them by yours truly, so to give a better idea of what songs truly represent the year around in terms of general mood in listening to music.

(Results finalised on 31/12/2019)

[Note: For a detailed explanation of the results, hover/tap over the small text you see throughout the post, like the one above]
[Click here to skip to "The Top 20"]


STATISTICS
This year, I have given a total of 240 songs over the past 12 months. It could be more due to the end of year burst but I have pushed some of them to the following year so I have time to compile this up, to be honest. (I did this up within less than 2 days by the way) So sorry miwa, maybe next year.

Firstly, I break down the songs to who sings them and sort them by size and gender, giving a good looks to a certain bias of hearing just female artists sing good songs, also known as the Vocal Styles Popularity Survey. For 2018, Female Solo vocals are close to a two-to-one ratio against Male Solo vocals, which shows a consistent improvement of reducing vocalist bias over the years.

Then, we have the Song Integrity Survey. Taken as an experimental analysis in Klassic Note, here I give further detailed analysis to the many songs rated in the generic 4-star category to give a better insight into how most of the songs are rated. It is also became the new benchmark in recent years in pushing to give more 5-star songs based on impression as done in early years of Klassic Note. As you can see, there is bias to giving more 5-star songs as songs above average rank are more than below average. Also, starting from next year, the categories for 4-stars will be increased from three to four, with 4C being average in order to show lesser bias to the standard average rating.

Thirdly, we have the generic statistics of the songs for the year. These include language (for those with a vocalist), year of release (old songs can appear in the list as far as 2001 for this year), Anime songs (because "sometimes") and B-side analysis for singles which is a direct representation of showing that songs which are good need not be their release's topic songs.

Lastly, we have the Song Appetite Report. The chart represents how many songs I've given every month, and whether there are peak period of giving songs or not, typically based on release month dependent on the music industry or periods of time where I just want to give more or less songs.

This is how the new songs fared this year:
VERDICT: Female Solo is the most popular vocal style in the songs of 2019.
Female Solo to Male Solo Ratio: 1.486

VERDICT: 4 Stars is the most common rating in Klassic Note 2019.
AVERAGE: 4.038/5

Language English Chinese Japanese All
Songs (%) 2.1% 1.3% 96.7% 240 Songs
VERDICT: Japanese is the most popular language in songs of 2019.

Year of Release 2011-2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 All
Songs (%) 2.92% 3.33% 0.83% 6.67% 86.25% 240 Tracks
VERDICT: 2019 is the most common year of release in songs of 2019.

Song Type Anime Theme Song Character/Insert Song
Songs (%) 0.95% 1.42%
VERDICT: Anime songs are taking 2.37% of 2019 songs, mostly on theme songs.
*Alternative Girls is the most dominating Game of 2019. (not included in Anime)

Total Singles Released 2019 52
Total Tracks 1 2 3 or more
Singles 7 26 29
Total Considered in List 4 16
VERDICT: 20 out of 55 singles in 2019 are considered besides A-side.
In comparison 5 of all singles released are in Klassic Note Review 2019.


SONG OF THE DAY
Every day is unique as it is special; it will set us in a mood to drive our everyday lives. From waking up and going to sleep, there's always a different melody that will pop up in my mind from listening to the large number of songs within the year. I would confidently say that my mood could be summarised with the song I'm listening to every day.

Congratulations to FIVE NEW OLD for taking the top for Song of the Year 2019!

The first two tables below show what are the most popular songs I've listened for the year and for each month. The last two tables show the most popular songs to wake up and sleep to to give a different perspective as to how they potentially can feel if you start and end the day with maybe.

Starting from this year, I'll transform this to a rank based system, where every mention pushes you up one rank so that rank sharing will make sense now; the results shouldn't be much of difference though.

SONG OF THE YEAR 2019
Rank Artist - Song Title
10 FIVE NEW OLD - What's Gonna Be?
8 miwa - Reboot
7 a flood of circle - Drive All Night
cinema staff - her method
Minase Inori - Catch the Rainbow!
Scenarioart - Adahada Alien
6 a flood of circle - Vampire Kila
Asakura Momo - Smash Drop
Base Ball Bear - short hair
Horie Yui - Shunkashuutou
SHE'S - Dance With Me
SHE'S - The World Lost You
sphere - CITRUS x FLAG


SONG(S) OF THE MONTH 2019
2019 Artist - Song Title Rank
Jan SHE'S - The World Lost You
vivid undress - Moumoku no Sekai Kara Dasshutsuseyo
2
Feb SHE'S - Clock 4
Mar a flood of circle - Drive All Night 5
Apr FIVE NEW OLD - What's Gonna Be? 7
May Scenarioart - Adahada Alien
Kawano Marina - Maningen Nyuumon
3
Jun Asakura Momo - Smash Drop 4
Jul Base Ball Bear - short hair 5
Aug miwa - Reboot 5
Sep Asakura Momo - Yume Cinderella 5
Oct Kitou Akari - Always Going My Way 3
Nov sumika - Fanfare
Polkadot Stingray - Bake no Kawa
2
Dec SHE'S - Masquerade 3

TOP SONGS TO START THE DAY
Rank Song Title
7 FIVE NEW OLD - What's Gonna Be?
5 sphere - CITRUS x FLAG
4 a flood of circle - Drive All Night
a flood of circle - Vampire Kila
Aimer - Torches
cinema staff - her method
miwa - Reboot
Scenarioart - Adahada Alien
SHE'S - The World Lost You
Spira Spica - Hapipapi
vivid undress - Scramble

TOP SONGS TO END THE DAY
Rank Song Title
5 Minase Inori - Catch the Rainbow!
4 Polkadot Stingray - Bake no Kawa
3 Asakura Momo - Smash Drop
Asakura Momo - Yume Cinderella
miwa - Reboot


RELEASE RANKINGS
Now we shall talk about the singles and albums reviewed over the year. Just like last year, many releases did not perform well enough this year, so the number of reviewed releases this year is still rather small compared to previous years, however I did give more songs despite the reduced reviews, which is always a plus. Mini-albums dominate the ranks this year as many are changing music labels and/or having major debut so they need something to start, and considering the many have left aren't collection artists, their best albums will be set aside, outside of these ranks.

In Klassic Note, best singles are determined by (1) whether they are on the shelf ie. all songs of the single have been given and (2) how good they fare in impression. Details for giving these singles shall not be discussed here since there is The Klassic Note Review for your reference. Best albums are determined mostly by how many songs have been given in it, so best album have a natural advantage if I've been listening to the artist for years, and mini-albums tend to get an edge on these too but they have been put lower in priority to allow full length albums to shine.

Congratulations to Kitou Akari and Natsukawa Shiina for best single and album of 2019!

Top 10 Singles
Rank Name of Single Contributing Artist(s)
1 Swinging Heart Kitou Akari
2 silent days amatsuuni
3 Smash Drop Asakura Momo
4 Wagamama Takigawa Alisa
5 Yume Cinderella Asakura Momo
6 Reboot miwa
7 Love Summer! Fuchigami Mai
8 Name of Love cinema staff
9 Adahada Alien Scenarioart
10 Koi wa Miracle Spira Spica

Top 10 Albums
Rank Name of Album Contributing Artist(s)
1 Log Line Natsukawa Shiina
2 Maru to Sankaku Niitsu Yui
3 Sekirara vivid undress
4 Melodrive Tokyo Karan Koron
5 Best Album -LIBRARY- yanaginagi
6 VARIOUSELF fumika
7 Coco Base Hanazawa Kana
8 TryAgain TrySail
9 Before It’s Too Late THE ORAL CIGARETTES
10 Hyper Klaxon Polkadot Stingray


COMMENDATIONS
In Klassic Note there are Awards; And then, there are Commendations. Commendations are thing that are worth mentioning but not necessarily in competition since it can be unique in circumstance. That, or I want to credit them all so it won't be an award. Many listed may be repeats, but this is the place where I give proper recognition to those who stood out amongst the others. Congrats to FIVE NEW OLD for the surprise of a music video which instantly got me hooked into the song, which easily shows the power of music videos that are worth giving them credit.

Commendations are given to songs which stand out on their own (eg. terrible English, same song title) known as Song Commendations, releases that I reviewed and/or are outstanding known as Release Commendations, artists which may or may not be singing this year also known as Artist Commendations, and honours for (promotional) music videos which excelled in impressions also known as Video Commendations.

Instead of giving them Awards, Klassic Note here compliments videos which stand out better than their music, sometimes better than not, in order to give better representation and thus impression to their audio listeners. And so, I commend and also criticise (a bit) on those, as you can see below too. Many of the music videos can be found online too, so be sure to check those out for yourself. I'll post the links to get you started.

Title Recipient
"The Artist (Non-Japanese)" Middle Kids
"Sad To See Go" Kuso Iinkai
NEGOTO
NICO Touches The Walls
"Single Order" Kitou Akari - Swinging Heart
Takigawa Alisa - Wagamama
Asakura Momo - Smash Drop
amatsuuni - silent days
Asakura Momo - Yume Cinderella
"Music Worth Mentioning" synchre - Stuck In The Crowd
"English Song of the Year" Takebuchi Kei - In This Blanket
"Chinese Song of the Year" Xie Jie Lin - Shi Cha
"Lasting Tune" Meya - Meyameya Damudamu Amor (2018)
Asakura Momo - Colorful (2017)
ClariS - 1/f (2018)
FINLANDS - Katte ni Omotte (2018)
Natsukawa Shiina - Parade (2018)
SHE'S - Come Back (2018)
TECHNOBOYS PULCRAFT GREEN-FUND feat. Takano Hiroshi - Book-end, Happy-end (2018)
Tokyo Karan Koron - MUUDY (2018)
Tomatsu Haruka - Monokuro (2016)
"Same Name" sunday morning bell - Sign
sphere - Sign
"Exotic Style Subjugation" Fuchigami Mai - BLACK CAT
"Next Year's Song To-Be" Waki Azumi - Fuwatto (2020)
"PV of the Year" FIVE NEW OLD - What's Gonna Be?
"Awesome PV" Polkadot Stingray - DENKOUSEKKA
"Impressive PV" Uesaka Sumire - Bon Kyu Bon wa Kare no Mono
"Fanservice PV" Fuchigami Mai - BLACK CAT
"Great PV" Aoyama Sachiko - Vanilla
"Quirky PV" OGRE YOU ASSHOLE - Sawarenai no ni
"Neglected PV" LuckLife - Lily
"Plain Boring PV" sumika - Fanfare
"Best Anime Theme Production" Ohara Yuiko - Zero Centimeter
[Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san 2 OP]


AWARDS
One of the most important things that built the foundation of the song awards are of course, the Awards themselves. They have also been the toughest to decide every year other than The Top 20, which shows how much thought is put into figuring out the distinct feels of all the songs I give for the year, and how great they are compared to others in specific categories. Just like last year, it feels really hard to even get enough songs for entry to even award one of them as I hardly feel for some of the songs which are worthy of the titles. However, I have made my case, and below are the results.

Congratulations to Hashimoto Chinami for being THE CHARASON of the year with a character songs from Game "Alternative Girls", and to SHE'S for being THE CONTRIBUTOR and THE ARTIST of 2019! Special mention to not love couple MaRuRi to Ryuga for THE NEWCOMER and THE ROMANTIC because we all secretly want them to be together someday.

The Award titles mean exactly unless stated otherwise, which are stated as follows:
  • THE CHARASON now represents all songs from the Anime and Game genres so to give more songs recognition on how good they are (CV refers to "Character Voice" ie. the actual voice actor behind the role)
  • THE IDOLISM awards idol songs (sung by voice actress who became solo artists mostly) which have been on the rise and the award goes to the one with best impressions
  • THE INSPIRATIONAL awards songs which spark motivation and/or creativity for me, and encourage me to move on with life
  • THE NUMBER ONE SONG OF THE YEAR is based on Song of the Day (see Segment 2), and the award is presented to the best here
  • THE SINGLE and THE ALBUM are based on Release Rankings (see Segment 3), and the award is presented to the best of each category here
Nominees are excluded from the list due to presentation space constraints, but I will find a way to show them in the near future.

Award Recipient
THE ARTIST 2019
(JAPANESE CATEGORY)
SHE'S
THE NEWCOMER 2019 MaRuRi to Ryuga
THE CHARASON 2019 Hirose Koharu (CV: Hashimoto Chinami) - Fukurami Kaketa Choux Pastry
THE IDOLISM 2019 Uesaka Sumire - Bon Kyu Bon wa Kare no Mono
THE EMOTIONAL 2019 Coalamode. - Yuuyake no Finder
THE ROMANTIC 2019 MaRuRi to Ryuga - Kikiakichau Kurai no Ai wo Tsutaete Hoshii no
THE LIVELY 2019 cinema staff - Shiroi Sabaku no March
THE INSPIRATION 2019 fumika - Starlight
THE LONGEST 2019 cinema staff - Umi ni Tsuite
THE SHORTEST 2019 yanaginagi - Souzou no Kimi
THE CONTRIBUTOR 2019 SHE'S
THE NUMBER ONE SONG OF 2019 FIVE NEW OLD - What's Gonna Be?
THE ALBUM 2019 Natsukawa Shiina - Log Line
THE SINGLE 2019 Kitou Akari - Swinging Heart


THE TOP 20
Last but not least, we have the song rankings. Every year, I try my best to showcase Klassic Note in the most vibrant way possible, hopefully with a good balance of what I truly love and representation of what the year means for Klassic Note in 2019. And in these 20+ songs I'd like to recommend, many have left an impression, others I think they are genuinely worth a mention. I didn't take long to come up with the list, it was hard to think of who shall take first place... But I guess the results are out, so I'm not going to think too into it and hope it's adequate. Without further ado, let's get to it!

Congratulations to Minase Inori for snatching the #1 song in Klassic Note! Finally, idolism takes the top spot, and I feel ashamed to say that you did really well, Inorin.

In Klassic Note, The Top 20 will include certain conflicts in rank number as some of the songs have to share the same rank due to my lack of criteria to differentiate between them, but is also a ingenious method to show certain trends or similarity within topics and timeframes, to a smaller extent. So do not be surprised to see up to 25 songs every year on this supposedly "Top 20" list.


Below is an audio preview of The Top 20 of Klassic Note 2019, for your listening pleasure.
Enjoy.
(Edit: Now with actual timestamps so you can refer to the table what the audio player is at right now! Awesome, isn't it?)



And this is it for yet another year of Klassic Note. Again, if you're just here to give yourself a chance to listen to the above preview, I thank you for even giving me a chance to tell you how wonderful Klassic Note has been for 2019. If you have given any of them a listen after this, even just one of them, it will already make me happy. Klassic Note has once again been another wonderful year, and I'm proud to be in it as deep as my passion can take me.

See you all next year again for another year of Klassic Note! And as always, do not forget to be "Searching For A Different Melody".




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Sunday 29 December 2019

The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #52

It's finally the last post, huh. Well, last regular weekly post.

Hey, welcome back, to the post where I still haven't gotten by keyboard ixed, as you can see haha. I'll probably cry over the act that I have to wait until next year to get a replacement since I lost the proo o purchase or this piece o crap and now I live to regret. Well, this time I buy online so rest assured the service will be around LAZADA NOOO haha

How am I doing on Song Awards this year? I legit don't know. Gotta start thinking then, and since my Sunday would be mostly burned (regardless of whether I'm at a relative's place), doing this on a Saturday really is going to be a good idea dear future self DAMMIT I'm fixing the characters haha Fs in comments for my keyboard- oh I disabled that here? Haha




アニメ Winter 2020 Anime Season Preview
(Source: Random Curiosity)
As usual, I'll talk about what Anime has piqued my interest to even watch an episode. Others that weren't listed aren't worthy of my weekly time slot haha also titles with dates are slated for review here

In order of appearance courtesy of the Anime site I've followed for a decade:
  • ID:INVADED sounds like a cool mystery show, but considering it's sci-fi and there isn't much action and I'm going to see more blood, I'm not going to watch this. Next time, original Anime.
  • Now that we get to see what Pet is... nah I'm not in the mood for action really
  • My friend seems to like that isekai weakling Anime titled "Itai no wa Iya nano- whatever I don't care lol
  • I know what hentai pedophile disaster is Nekopara so no thanks. No seriously, no.
  • Hatena Illusion [airs 9th Jan 2020] seems like a total ripoff to Tejina Senpai, but I think it's just a coincidence. The Anime adaptation wave here is not a coincidence though. We legit still don't have much info though despite the stellar cast.
  • If I ever watch Oshi ga Budoukan Itte Kuretara Shinu I'll hate Japan idolism forever, just like how I already hate it from not watching Idolmaster. NEXT!!
  • Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun [airs 9th Jan 2020] sounds like a fun show about spirits, and with a certain level of action and quirkiness it seems like a good show to watch once in a while. Besides, Akarin's in it haha
  • Yes, I'm watching Rikei ga Koi ni Ochita no de Shoumei Shite Mita [airs 10 Jan 2020] because of glasses Ten-chan. Period. *laughs* I'll worry about heavy scientific stuff halfway through the season lol
  • Okay, I think I may give Boku no Tonari ni Ankoku Hakaishin ga Imasu [airs 11 Jan 2020] a watch because I'm a fan of dumb jokes and would love to be the tsukkomi role for once YOU KNOW people are dumb when they can't retort to your jokes lmao we shall see a couple to see if I can stand it
  • I think my first readthrough of the post landed my curiosity on Kyokou Suiri [airs 11 Jan 2020] because (1) I can sense the action in this one and I have a feeling that I might like it over whatever Hanako-kun is above, and (2) Akarin be main girl. *giggles* We shall see Akarin, we shall see.
This shall be it, but damn Kitou "Akarin" Akari be getting many roles this season. And to summarise the previous season in one sentence, Saikoro Club was worth the watch (my friend got a lot of the games mentioned because of this), and it was a mistake giving theme songs thinking that Babylon wouldn't be a massacre. *silence* I'm done haha MAGASE~!! lol

漫画 Kuroshitsuji
Welp, no more scans liao. When one dies it's going to be hard to find a successor. I guess this is left aside until then. Also, go support them by buying licensed English translation haha

漫画 Dagashi Kashi
Since we have more chapters, let's talk about it. I'll... try not to read the end first since we are about 20 chapters till there and I believe this will be done in full. The new chapters (156-160) talk about various stuff believed to be famous amongst kids and dagashi lovers, from fidget spinners ("hand spinner?" f**k off haha), to beads inside ramune bottles instead of recycling the bottles themselves (we are doing them a deed since recycling the little beads will be a waste anyways), to convenience store coffee making probably driving Sayashi crazy (or not), whatever implied kiss that might be happening but not lol, to boys talk about marshmallows with relation to women. *laughs* There, saved you 20 minutes of reading lol. Anyways, those were funny, I can NEVER get enough of dere Sayashi (even if she is married lol, 'cos Numakura Manami), and secretly in me I still want them to do a final season to send this series off in the most glorious way possible, by adapting it till the end. Also, if they still need a reason to earn more money through sponsorships like Yutaka in the convenience store I don't mind haha
Embarrassed Saya-chan is the best
Me if and when I start thinking about Saya-chan lol

漫画 KONOBI
It has been some time since we caught up to this, so let's do it. The new chapters (60-82) I would say it's full of laughs from (yes I'm doing all 20 chapters) personality test for Uchimaki from Uchimaki (no prizes for guessing if his choices are unrealistic or pedophilic lol), having a kotatsu in the Art Club because they can, stealing Uchimaki's sketch book because he was drawing in class again lol, whatever whatever coloured glasses which are probably 3D glasses, Uchimaki's sister is the new character to join the fray (and technically we found someone to read Usami's mind haha), Uchimaki and Imari-chan going on a movie date pissing somebody off haha you know who, finally they got to the romance comedy parts in Uchimaki's home hehe (not going to spoil it but it involves a naked chick haha) (yes, like a baby chicken lmao no it's not that), the girls in the Club digging through Colette's camera and finding out that the President may have an affair(?) and illegitimate child(??) (it's Moeka haha), we got kids Usami and Kaori which is real cute btw (I would argue that over Moeka tbh haha), we got to see the Art Club draw a pool again but this time without hitches and clearing misunderstandings, someone has to dress up as a yukata but doesn't know how to (no prizes for guessing it's Usami lol), they got to wash that pigeon head of a pillow, we got another date that doesn't involve Imari-chan but the fireworks (which I would argue can compete with Takagi-san's?), they made wind chimes from recycled cups... and sooner than I realised we are at the end. *laughs* (No seriously, I'm just reading until I got nothing to add on) All in all, still loads of laughs from hopeless romantic Usami, retarded lover Uchimaki, the President and now Uchimaki's elder sister who knows Usami too well, the unpredictable Colette, and sometimes Imari-chan as a distraction lol, and maybe Kaori-chan as comedy relief haha. Ah man, now I really want a season two of this Anime because it's that good btw. Totally recommend people to watch if you want a good laugh, never regretted watching it. And to avoid posting 12 images here, I'll just choose a couple and leave Colette's stupidity for you guys to explore haha whenever I crack is always because of her btw
Since the kotatsu chapters have the best plot...
... I'll show more of it then hehe kawaii
(Someone install one at my place please)
Imigimuru-sensei is this how you thank your Anime cast? lol
The corrected cast names, by me
P.S. In order of appearance, and I'll point out why they are wrong, are: Ozawa Ari who voiced Usami (both read the same but it's "small" instead of "big"), Kobayashi Yuusuke who voiced Uchimaki (shouldn't be written with one extra character part "moku" and might be read as "komori"), Uesaka Sumire who voiced Colette-chan (this one is easy it's "up" instead of "down") (yes I know it's just Chinese but it'll be read in Japanese as "shitasaka" lol), and Toyama Nao who voiced Imari-chan (it's "east" instead of "west", so may be read as "nishi-yama") haha


音楽 This Week on Klassic Note
And if last week wasn't a big enough hint, this week and the final week I allowed one review to pass because I know I can give more despite being out of range for this year's Klassic Note, Ikimonogakari's new album after 3 years since their previous and 2 years since their hiatus. It isn't bad, but I'm not liking the topic songs, and so I went to give more album only songs, and they are still the same quality as I know of them. Also, Kiyoe-san I got you because I literally picked out all 2 of your new compositions on first listen. *thumbs up* And don't ask what is for next week lol

On news surrounding the Internet of Japan a.k.a. Twitter (haha), Touyama Nao's new music video is... better than the song itself lol, remind me to listen to miwa's new single which released this week next year just because, thanks to their independent label SCANDAL is releasing their album internationally which will feature their serialised magazine under their brand "her" in English for some reason (not like I care haha), and... NICO Touches The Walls is disbanding end of the year. Yes. Oh well, I didn't listen to many of their songs anyway. Little do I know their "new" album in June was actually their last. Damn, should've given them more chances than I can afford if that's the case. You guys will be remembered. Well, as much as I can remember you guys by. Guess I'm moving on to Base Ball Bear or whoever haha




That's all. I think my keyboard is just intermittent trying to not work in protest to my beating to it in the next few days for Klassic Note because see now I can type but later in the next few sentences you may not be able to see the Fs again lol. I may have to change a fresh set of batteries to confirm if I wasted money on a solar powered keyboard. *silence* Oh well haha. Cya guys next week then, and until then... akemashite Happy New Year haha come by for Klassic Note Song Awards before the year ends, would you? It's sad talking about music alone I have a little surprise for whoever can Japanese...

Sunday 22 December 2019

The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #51

Hmm, Saikoro Club ends this week and Babylon continues the week after next... well at least we have one week to read Manga maybe haha I'll remember to do it

Welcome back. I hope you enjoyed the marvel of a body that is Uesaka Sumire and her new photobook (haha) but if not you can go see it first, I can wait. *laughs* I... didn't do much besides writing that post yesterday tbh lol

Let's talk about Anime today, I guess. Let's hope next season previews come soon so I can talk about RikeKoi haha Ten-chan~!!

Don't quote me on this but if I go crazy over Ten-chan every week next year for three months please don't stop me haha okay let's begin




アニメ Houkago Saikoro Club
"Come on, high school second year me!!" Ah, Aya-chan never fails to impress
"Walking by the Kamogawa River really reminds us on how we met, right?" Yeah Aya-chan and how you flopped real bad in the water lmao. In this sort of nostalgic plus forward-looking final episode (#SaikoroClub12) we talk about Miki-chan's problems. You know, she doesn't have many problems other than recognising that she is alone. *laughs* Just like every other Anime who will face this problem the girls finish a year of high school (well about half a year for Emmy-chan), and move on to second years. As they talk about what happens in second year ie. being in different classes (I mean Miki-chan, as long as there is Aya-chan it's enough imo) (haha), Midori-chan... not winning the contest haha you don't say because George is not going to let her pass that easily, and Emmy-chan going back to Germany to show off her game to someone there so she can publish it... everyone has thought of something in the near future. Heck, even Aya-chan wants to follow her father's footsteps and be an animal photographer and live overseas. (It's like as if Miki-chan knows something about South America but we don't know lol) Hey, perhaps it's about time to think about those too, Miki-chan. But instead of doing that, she turned the other direction and hopes everyone would be around for longer, or even forever. Of course that would be a stretch or anyone, but hey, it's worth hoping. So in a one fine day in the spring vacation (which is a rarity in Anime since most things end beore that) (you know, graduation), Miki-chan wants to meet up with all of them. Of course if you don't have a schedule and everyone is busy somehow, you're not going to get your girls together and play. From calling Aya-chan in the middle of the night being sad about being alone, to visiting Emmy-chan in her board game cafe, to going to the Saikoro Club to find Midori... well at least she left traces behind wherever she went haha. That, and she bought a card game somehow. Hey, you can be sad all you want but we gotta make that paper lol. Anyways, she just sat along aside the river thinking why she be all alone again (your friends are busy, girl, should've just arranged a time to meet up) (haha), she got spotted by Tanoue and Yoshida who were walking to see a movie together (this is so gay I can't even), but you know, good guy Yoshida had to call to her walk to her side and ask her what's wrong ask his friend to call his girl and tell her what they saw. (What a d*ck, don't go out with this guy Miki-chan haha) And so Aya-chan now knows about it, and perhaps it's a good time to tell you guys that the girls be worried of her, and the phone is cut because whose phone batteries won't be dead in 2019 where battery life shouldn't be an issue lol. And since she wasn't disrupted and bought a card game because it reminds her of her childhood toys, Miki-chan started playing her own monologue with the cards. I mean, I normally do this at home in my room but whatever. *laughs* Also, Yoshida is looking, by the way. Oh well. So I'm not going to creep you guys out with the imagination things, and so the friends found her. And you bet they will assure her that they will be friends forever. Well, at least until you guys fall out because of a board game lol. Also "You're a very important friend to us" since you're the main girl without you this series won't exist haha breaking 4th wall there. To end the series, they play the card game which is real simple in premises considering there isn't much airtime left (lol), and if name master Miki didn't impress you with her play at this game, no one will. So yeah, that's about it. Simple yet somewhat happy ending. I mean, it sucks already when Midori-chan's game got rejected haha. Anyways, I still think this show in all is great, and besides Miki-chan's troubles and Kyouko I would argue (just like Miki I think she's a bully lol), that this series is really good, from the games to the subtle boring game explanations (I mean, this got my friend to buy some of them so whatever also Midori-chan~) to some romance maybe to more board games to whatever whatever maid cosplay to Emmy-chan (YEAH MVP haha) and so on... there's always something fun to talk about every episode. So yeah, this show is good. I can't really find fault in this, to be honest. Also maybe because I didn't come in expecting much of this series, so not having problems I guess is already impressive. As a final word, you wish there was this bunch of fun friends to play with you on board games you never see how YouTubers play board games? It's not this level to say the least where's my board game livestream haha
My general opinion of this series also Shibusawa your inner fangirl for senpai is showing lol
I have a feeling that Aya is trying to strangle this deer instead of healing it lmao
P.S. Sometimes you question whether your grandmother will be truly happy to see her grandkids come back to visit her from afar haha just joking I don't have one already
P.P.S. "I generally prefer European game designs though" Wow that America burn right there Midori-chan well that's what happens when you don't give people face, George. *laughs*



音楽 This Week on Klassic Note
Okay I have a aulty keyboard (that was not a spelling mistake btw) so let's be done with this ASAP. (The ollowing paragraphs will be ixed as much as possible haha) LuckLife's new mini-album isn't all too bad, as from last week I did give one o the two song previews I have reverted back to giving the topic song instead and another song which I haven't heard before because I was quirky lol. Anyways, there's that, I kind of contributed in informing the Internet about them shifting music labels which gave us the streaming music advantage lol (I, uh, commented that they won't be doing Bungo Stray Dogs theme songs anymore just because), so that's that. Next week we welcome, very lately to the party, Ikimonogakari's new album after 3 years not releasing new albums. Yeah, that's quite some time. Well, I'll be darned if it's good but in case it got too good I've already technically excluded them from the Song Awards this year because the timeframe will be too short anyways. Well, besides the one song which I gave on their anniversary in March anyways.

On news surrounding the Internet and speciically Twitter my ingers are getting numb rom copy pasting lol, didn't know NICO Touches The Walls disbanded and is expected to end their activities this year (wow why) which makes their full album earlier in June this year which I did not give any (but I listened) their last release (why), THE ORAL CIGARETTES will be releasing a new album next year (no specific date though), and thanks LuckLife and their new music video in full, thanks. Well, I didn't know NICO much anyways so this is not as sad as Aqua Timez but still.




Okay my ingers are tired rom ixing this shitshow so I'm going to try to contact Logitech support to get this replaced hopefully cya guys next week and until then I hope you have a great Christmas I had a real good roll in DOAXVV btw I had to show this o because all tickets no gems (because gems guarantee you an SR on a 10-roll) and THREE SSRs on a 10-roll. Yeah. Best Christmas ever haha also Sumipe's photobook so if you haven't seen it yet please help yourself to a second serving okay I'll do a read of this tomorrow to fix this as usual so i you can't stand this mess come back tomorrow okay bye

Saturday 21 December 2019

Eighth Book Worth of Photos: Her Biggest Birthday Present

(Click here to skip to the interview)
From her regular stylist for the past 7 years it seems, this birthday present. Just that she has to go along with it I guess SHE DOESN'T GET TO MAKE THE DECISIONS NOW lmao I mean she always doesn't tbh besides that one time

Welcome back. I think I did mention about this photobook some time ago, and yes it's here, and I swear I held back a night so I won't *** after a week of work and have more time to do this now, and here we are. I was kinda concerned about naming this post after anything about Uesaka Sumire on this photobook (like "Anime boobs in reality" lol) (really "boobs" on the title is not general audience-friendly), so I just surrounded it around her birthday since it was released on that day. Happy Birthday, Sumipe. This present... might be a little too much to handle for me. And I watch porn too, by the way. Sumipe is ripe (get it?) to become a gravure idol already if she wants to quit being a voice actress haha

Yeah. If you thought Baba Fumika can show chest you wait until you see this- Well it's not that awesome but you know, the chest is on her. *laughs* This is my best Christmas gift EVER haha and BOY AM I GLAD Fumika-chan came first lol




THE ORIGIN
It's okay if you do not know of one of the most popular Japanese voice actresses today, because allow me to introduce. The photobook under review is from Uesaka Sumire, born out of the Soviet downfall (it's written on the profile description in the book, no joke) in December that year (if you need to count that is 1991), and has since been a fan of Russia stuff, but this is probably a coincidence. Other than that, you get an average quirky than ever Japanese girl, who has unbelievable proportions even as a voice actresses amongst many who fall behind her in this aspect, and is also an active social media user which is still a rarity among veterans today. In her many photobooks she released since 2015, and considering I have only known of her since 2016, if you are like me or any fan of her selfies online she would probably catch your attention even from a mile away. Early her isn't as attractive in my opinion but as she grows inside me I can't help but fall in love with her character and... body... in general. *laughs* Add in my friend who also got interested in her (he wanted a copy too so I just hit order again lol), and this fandom might be a little overrated. You might have seen her in this calendar review post I did at the start of the year because... she took over this year's too. Ending this within the year might be the best conclusion for her, whatever that is. (It'll never end, I assume) (haha) In this... (I think I've lost count in the number of books) In this photobook she boasts her most wild and bold attempt at a photobook ever, which, if you do not know of her figure especially her rack, then you would have pounced on it the moment she showed some of them shots. And I did. Thanks Sumipe; I came to this even before I finished (get it?) the book haha



THE "REVIEW"
Uesaka Sumire Photobook "Sumireiro"
Amazon Japan Limited Edition
[Buy on Amazon Japan]
Regular Edition
(Yes I also think the Regular Edition cover is sexier more erotic better hehe)
As mentioned above, this is labelled as her boldest attempt ever, with her saying that "this is the only time (I) will go this far" might also be true considering how long she held back to take such shots even for her own supervised STYLE BOOK from 2 years ago in 2017. (Fans ie. Me argue that it's not even a swimsuit and it's the only one then) Still, this one takes a large step forward with more bold shots, sadly not with less clothing, but it's probably enough to make all her fans happy. Isn't Anime all about boobs though? If it is so to you then yes, this book has achieved that and more, I would argue. Coupled in with her collaboration with other fashion labels eg. BABY STAR on gothic style outfits, and you can see why this budget is going all the way up. I bought the Amazon Japan Edition as seen above instead of the Normal Edition mainly because I'm crazy but also it adds in a mini offshot photobook as taken by her stylist Sano Natsumi - who is also, the supervisor for this book - for half the price of the book itself. So yeah, kinda regretted it now considering there's special gifts on the others too which cost nothing lol, and that I had an opportunity to pre-order this again elsewhere with my friend who would want this instead. But hey, this one's for you, Sumipe. You won't do this anymore, so I'll take your chest for it. *laughs*

Okay let's see some BOOBIES!!!! Haha okay calm down me I gotta do the unboxing first

Oops wrong image I did NOT buy two copies the other's for ma bro we have same tastes hehe

According to the order the bigger box is for me haha bigger

HELL YEAH I haven't seen anything inside already I'm excited

We will talk about this later, this Amazon Japan special gift which actually costs money lol

写真集 Uesaka Sumire Photobook "Sumireiro"

For this photobook, Sumipe went to South Korea (I think, as seen from the backgrounds later) with her stylist and this time around supervisor Sano Natsumi for... well you can see yourself. She ate, she played, and... showed us a lot of her body. *laughs* Linking back to the title, I would argue that besides her biggest as in greatest in lengths she does for this book, it's also biggest in sacrifice, as Sano-sensei (we call her that now haha) dumps her into as many alluring and/or cute shots she can bring to make this book worth a purchase.

*Below images may cause nosebleed please stay away go to the toilet get ready a box of tissues if you cannot stand it lol

As you can see from these offshots I'm already getting hyped and I don't know why

This is literally page 2; no foreword, no intros.
She looks great btw, a true fashion label

The hearts on the wall symbolise my love for her out of 5 stars-
Oh I meant my wanted list haha

This forehead is like none other and I like

Is this what it feels to date Sumipe? Because I'd like to try it out for myself

This second date would do too haha Sumipe has some charm in her I can't describe

If I had to choose one to kiss I'm choosing the left one hehe

*speechless*

The blurred shot is an example to how informal this is also I can hear her laugh in this image

Female toilet, by the way

With respect to her shirt, she is a princess and an angel, I'll tell you that much

MEGANE FETISH TRIGGERED lol

I'm not a fan of this style seeing it all these years but this level of pink is drawing me in

I want to be the glass panel so I can be closer to her

That chest right there, hanging...

I'm fine too, Sumipe. For now. *laughs*

If you need a reason to hate a gold accessory because it's blocking someone's chest...

... just see the next shot. Just...

... keep... looking.
(Nice cleavage by the way haha Sumipe I knew you had it in you)

If you need wedding photo inspirations, I need to marry her haha

So, so ripe for the taking lol

Hey, guess who else is doing the thin white shirt over bikini thing too

Just wait until it gets wet-
(Not wet enough, by the way)

She needs to play with water more so I can giggle to myself more hehe

I hope your first load was from this shot haha
(That might be too many jokes on one sentence)

This might be my favourite, with the chest and close-up and everything

Sumipe playing with water might be my new favourite thing fetish now

"I can jerk off to this" haha

And... your second load should be right about here haha very eroi

Sumipe on bed? Well this is a first I want in too hehe

And... I already ran out of blood to nosebleed
(Also, can confirm her cup size is around F to G, see Baba Fumika)

The bottom shot is her smiling at our reactions to her nice body haha

Please buy this book for yourself to see this marvel of a shot, please

Perfection.

Sumipe, is this you?

Oh yeah it is I almost can't recognise you with all that skin

Your third load should be around here...

... And if it's not here...

... It should be about here haha I'm still dripping wet somehow

You can't see this in here but I'm below her haha
And if you need a reality check, Sumipe really doesn't have that huge of a rack as we thought she had she might just only be above average in Japan. It's probably how she doesn't cover it up like many who would just tighten their tops to not stand out too much. Clearly Sumipe has a huge rack haha

This might be her most honest shot yet, and that is kawaii
(Not really on her makeup though lol)
Sumipe is famous for going overboard on her makeup (fans be like "eyebrows are thick" lol) and while this makes of a fashion statement I would argue that I prefer her in more natural makeup ie. lesser or none, but she can do whatever she likes as long as it's not too much I guess. Also, the reason why I didn't comment too much on her makeup.

Sorry but these do NOT give me a boner lol

Still cute though, still cute

Kawaii? I don't know if this is cute but sure

This is like a prostitute but cuter haha I didn't say that

Uh... maiden Sumipe? I don't feel it tbh

Yeah I saw that illuminati thing haha it's also her symbol for some reason

Okay I'll admit close-up her is nice I like

This is her getting bored from all the photo-taking lol

Hey, it's the cover of the offshot photobook!
And that's how I knew I got scammed lol

See? This is the gothic loli sh*t I'm not into haha

I want to be the mirror haha

Okay NOW I really want to be the mirror haha please let me be it

She's a princess, isn't she?

You can't see it but I'm the display table haha

That stare, man...

*thumbs up* This.

These offshots are the best I recommend the top left shot hehe

So, so many Sumipe...

Oh yeah, let's talk about this too
As mentioned from the above, the Amazon Japan Limited Edition costs more, but comes with a special mini photobook featuring shots probably taken from Sano-sensei's camera (no prizes for guessing if hers is an iPhone) on Sumipe, from time to time because you know, she be a fanatic of her like us haha this love is indescribable tbh

This was from March 2015 and beyond, all within the year.
(Man, 2015 Sumipe looks like shi-)

I think I started around here, in 2016

I remember many of these I started wallpaper-ing her from the top right one
(Also, top left is what she did for her style book in 2017)

I like how they disturb you with the occasional new boob shot lol these are also 2017 I think

Just showcasing to you the myriad of faces of Uesaka Sumire

She does the occasional cosplay too, just so you know. These are around 2018

Reaction shots part 2 haha wtf is with the top right

Reaction shots part 3 bottom left btw haha why

All in all, looking through this book of wonders, my crotch tingles a bit whenever I see Sumipe in either thin clothing, or if she shows her boobs lol. If this is not the most stereotypical of a pervert getting high over at a gravure idol a voice actress photobook I don't know what is. And I don't even get this excited looking at Fumika-chan. Uh oh. *laughs*

THE INTERVIEW
It's quite a long one, but I think we should know more about the relationship between Sano-sensei and Sumipe. This lovely, lovely relationship they had since 7 years ago which brought about her image today, and of course, the making of this photobook. (Thanks Sano-sensei again, I can never thank you enough) In summary:
[From here, the sensei will be abbreviated as "Sano"]
  • Sano started concepting this photobook when Sumipe was 25, and she remembered Sano talking about how much she gets to make a photobook however she wants. (So she was literally brainwashing to Sumipe how much she wants to make a photobook her way? Nice haha) ("Brainwashing does exist" lol Sumipe)
  • Sano referred to this matter most often when Sumipe was changing (haha) and kept asking her things like "why not hand over your body to me" kind of stuff as a joke, but with alcohol somehow this worked when she also mentioned this when Sumipe was drinking (lol I love the sensei's persistence, also thanks a lot haha)
  • Sumipe always pushed it off due to kind of having done those stuff (showing cleavage) before (refer to her style book) but Sano kept ensuring she could take more cuter side of her, and referenced this book for examples. (I mean, she's not wrong haha)
  • Sumipe felt like this was a photobook was the embodiment of all the images on understanding her mysterious body (thus far) type of reference material (lol). When they announced it at a fanclub event the fans got wild with the hashtag "ThanksSanoSan" because of this. (Okay not true or probably wrong hashtag but still) Sano got real happy hearing fans congratulating her on this feat. (lol)
  • Since it was the first stylist Sumipe met, it felt real bizarre when she saw Sano being so passionate and overflowing with love towards her. (Same too, Sano-sensei, same.)
  • Sano felt like the person who was so passionate about dressing Sumipe up and making her bento (wow), and is also the kind who likes to dress up ("like a demon", lol) live event shirts with small things like ribbons and frills, even if it's for a few seconds on stage. (If you need examples go check out her blog) It's fascinating even to Sumipe on where she gets this motivation from. Instinct, according to Sano.
  • Which is why even as a joke, Sano has real passion about wanting Sumipe to be part of her artistic muse, which will explain why her subtle "brainwashing" just sort of happens. (in her everyday life with Sumipe)
  • On asked whether it's still a photobook that Sumipe is okay with, she said it's also because earlier the staff probably didn't see much of her body (hehe), and when there are live performances and more of her unknown had the opportunity to be revealed (lol). Also, that Sumipe if she has to rely (the photobook) on Sano, she feels like she has to "accompany her to a beach in midsummer".
  • On the location of the photobook (South Korea, by the way), Sano's initial suggestion of the beach did not get her any inspiration in terms of outfits. (I mean, how hard is it? Haha she did describe but I will not go into it) Sumipe then mentioned how she is the representative of an unsuitable person for the beach (why), and so they talked about this a lot when trying out swimsuits for the shoot. In the end, Sumipe (as can be seen), under the considerations of Sano, ended up making Sumipe more willing to do the shoot, seeing how Sano was seriously considering about the shots while showing a concerned face as if to family.
  • On being asked about how they enjoyed the shoot, Sumipe enjoyed the food everyday on her days in South Korea shooting haha
  • For the swimsuit shoot, they worry how Sumipe would eat too much (keep on eating, my dear) so the staff had to avoid all the good foods along with her, from barbeque meat to cold noodles. (All staple dishes in Korea, by the way)
  • On being asked whether this applies too to the lingerie shoots, Sumipe said it wasn't that she was holding back, but because she just had to cut down on some of it before the shoot. If not it will be the staff asking "it's so sad you can't eat (this)" and with her eating her meals furiously. (lol) Which is why, they just let her eat anyway, for she doesn't owe anyone an explanation for eating. Sano added on by saying they really spoiled her by letting her eat whatever anyway haha
  • On being asked what image was Sano trying to present on this photobook, from the cover to the concept of the book Sano was considering how to present Sumipe went many ways, but ended up she selfishly chose what she wanted that can show 100% of what Sumipe is. As she turns 28, she wanted to present her with a more matured look. Sumipe mentioned how Sano has been saying that to her since she was 25 "you're looking more matured" and that has been going on for 3 years. (I guess this shows Sano's desperation of wanting to see Sumipe in that form? I want it too tbh so yeah #ThanksSanoSan haha) That feel when she wanted to see Sumire's matured appeal to others just kept flowing towards her when she thought of how she should be portrayed.
  • They also mentioned on how this also extends to their relationship outside work, like between a (creative) producer to an artiste, which makes her feel great being in the best position as an otaku of Sumipe, as good friends.
  • On being asked if there are opportunities to work on such a project again with Sumipe, Sano desires to work on (another photobook) with her when she reaches 30 again, but Sumipe argues that this was the last time already, but Sano says this is just appetizer. (lol) Sumipe thought this was a once in a lifetime thing, and this should be done. Sano then says that it's never like this when she came up with this photobook, and that above this when she (Sano) evolves into another new her (I assume, in profession), she would want to bring Sumipe along with her to make better stuff together. (If it means another photobook my wallet is ready lol)
  • And as Sumipe wonders how Sano is so good at convincing her, Sano replies on how she won't hurt her as much as she might have plenty of ideas on her, and suggests meeting her parents lol
As we can see, Sano-sensei is a real wonderful person who loves Sumipe haha. Can we get less makeup on her though? I really don't dig that tbh Sumipe is getting old lol

Just like the others, here's the full interview in Japanese if you can read it. Or else, just take my word for it haha. Also, must Sumipe act quirky when being taken a photo? lol

To end this, I bring you a short, poorly translated excerpt from Sano-sensei on her afterword to the readers:

"A photobook about Sumire-chan which I can do whatever I want kind of started around 4 years ago... and the staff helped to deliver what I desired.... It was a dream to be able to do this after knowing Sumire-chan for about 7 years, and being able to bring that to reality at this timing brings about much meaning... This photobook is as if it was made from my dream, or even, the love born from my support (for her) that made what it is today... I think the styling on this photobook is also my biggest love expressed from me to Sumire-chan... Sumire-chan's transparency so far up until now (as of how her name is sound - the waters of summer) and from here on I do hope it has been brought up to existence (with this photobook)

(I'll) forever (be) a fan of Uesaka Sumire

Stylist  Sano Natsumi"

(Yes, I'm not going to translate Sumipe's afterword since it's your stereotypical one haha remember she wrote like 5 of these already)




To conclude this post, I would like to bring great news and announce that... this is NOT going to be the last photobook of the year. I've argued with myself over the idea of "year of the photobook" and decided that since I started on my birthday this year, I shall end it on my birthday once again. (Probably not exactly on the dot but) Yeah, Anzai Chika and Kitou Akari, this limit release is for you guys. *laughs* So yeah, we are technically not done yet, but is this the last photobook I'll see for the year? Probably. As I wait for the next book to arrive (Chika-chan's, btw) I will probably be busy with Klassic Note to not give a sh*t about books... or maybe whenever I need a break I'll get back to it, then... then maybe... ah whatever I DO WHATEVER I WANT I ALREADY BOUGHT EIGHT OF THESE ALREADY I CAN TAKE MORE OF THEM haha cya guys on the next one maybe next week

P.S. This is not for kids but this photobook is literally her holding onto my dick but not jerking me off and it feels so good I don't even want to- okay that's far enough I have sinned enough haha Sumipe love you

P.P.S. Oh, I just needed to pee lmao *Sumipe rages and beats me up*