Wednesday 4 September 2019

Sixth Book Worth of Photos: The Cosplayer On Vacation

Yes, it's here just today. This is such a good week you don't even know hehe (well it's the new songs)

Also, I seriously thought of "The Cosplayer on Bed" because her nickname but I may have to put a mature rating in this blog for that since someone will think I want to be in bed with her I REALLY DO THOUGH haha *furiously imagining it happening*

Welcome back. If you are a fan of appreciating beauty through photobooks, then you're at the right place. This time, instead of Anime voice actresses I'm going to walk out of that circle for a while and introduce to you the ONLY cosplayer I've fallen in love till date: Tachibana Haru a.k.a. Futon-chan.




THE ORIGIN
I'll keep it short because I swear I've mentioned her in this place a couple of times. I'll refer you to her Twitter account for all the other information, but to summarise Tachibana Haru is a regular cosplayer, sometimes MC, sometimes casual model and everything in between. Quite a beauty talent herself despite the height (haha sorry), she started to accumulate her popularity with a goal of becoming a Race Queen(RQ) in Japan and playing games and appearing as guests as seen in other recent games too if you ever took notice of anything else surrounding it besides playing the damn game. I knew her from mobile game "Alternative Girls" back in 2016 (still playing it) and the official livestream featured her and another guy (some ripped dude who left) ("Muscle Miyazaki", they call him) playing the games and talking strategies and so on. As the game gained attention, I also took myself some time to watch the sub-4 hour livestream on average only to be amazed by her and her rapport with the others, displaying her hearty character and sometimes cheeky personality. It eventually died down with the closure of the series 2 years in the run, and was only later in the year revived with another regular livestream series featuring popular hosts which of course, did not include her.

Along the way, I thought she was lovely so I followed in her career into the (doujin) entertainment industry, I voted her online two years straight which in the end gave her the prestigious RQ title, and... I went to insult her avatar when she hosted her first solo livestream playing Mario Kart. *laughs* (I seriously didn't expect her to see my comment in the 100 people who were in it and again, I'm sorry) All in all, it was quite a fun 3 years and beyond, as she continues to grow, find a talent company to stay in which coincidentally stemmed from the producers of that gaming livestream, and it came to this. When she announced she was going to make her last Comiket photobook, I knew my chance was coming. (#YearOfThePhotoBook lol) Since I can't be there to shake her hand or hug her (she probably will be okay with that maybe) I had to patiently see Comiket end with her booth (only available on last day) and wait for her to announce she will be selling them at an online store.

So yeah, I've done it buying her bromides two years ago, and this is the definitive one. Futon-chan, I did it. I gave you the support you deserve. Now let's take a look at it!


THE "REVIEW"
Tachibana Haru 3rd Photobook "Last."
[Buy on BOOTH]
(Oh yeah you bet I'm advertising for her without any reward I already got mine it's her hehe GO BUY IT)

Oh come on, we gotta do an unboxing, right? I mean, I spent a lot on money on this haha also other things that come along with it
You don't know how happy I was seeing this considering it took 2 weeks to ship as I wanted to save money

It was a small package but boy is there a lot of stuff inside
(More on that later after I show the book)
No gimmicks in packaging here, unsurprisingly. All hand-packaged probably by her maybe (it was definitely her 2 years ago even the handwriting on the letters) so a lot of effort went to keep it light (as in budget) yet safe to bring to here in one piece. I'm glad nothing got ripped or bent or anything despite the lack of padding, honestly.

写真集 Tachibana Haru 3rd Photobook "Last."
(What happened to the first two though? Well... I didn't buy them. *laughs* Remember, this is the year where I "officially transform" into an idol otaku lol)

"You want to know what's under the surface of the water? Buy this book" Haha that's how they should do the sales for this

In this lavishing 138-page photobook (no interviews or old photos whatsoever) Futon-chan takes a trip as requested by herself to her talent company, to Okinawa! In the afterword, she mentioned how she has went there multiple times with family and with friends and now alone for photo shooting, it was always a different experience. As you will see below, the scenery there is stunning, she says the people are nice there, and she is clearly enjoying her food. I need to go there someday haha

Oh the back cover looks great this has been my desktop wallpaper for some time since she posted a digital version of it on Twitter

If you took off the cover you'll get to see these off-shots as Polaroids haha how cute
(Oh, super long post warning btw considering this photobook is real big, and when I mention thereafter of her being "cute" I meant not in the kind I can die of but her as a beauty because you will see A LOT of skin in this book)

Summer Futon-chan never looked this good

If she ever takes a photo with me I'll look like that thing to the right haha

Very nice, very nice...

*speechless*

Not ponytails, but acting cute is such a privilege for this girl

And underneath is...?
(I mean, the hint is right on her crotch-)

Again, not how people normally take a dip in the pool, with a thin top (hehe)

She's wet. *laughs*

Hoho Futon-chan you are so eroi

BOOM!
(So, so half-naked)

She may not have chest but bikini Futon-chan never disappoints
(That obligatory pose with the drink though)

Okay I was wrong this is making me wet as much as it is making her wet haha

I saw this and I'm happy that she's happy hehe

Long dress Futon-chan!!

I don't care if it fits her skinny figure as long as you show me cleavage haha

At this point I'll just walk the other way but...

... you gotta take it off in front of me, don't you? *laughs*

What Futon-chan probably looks like normally outside

Close-ups just make it better *thumbs up*

I know something is missing in between this and the one above but I think you can guess she took it off-

When she looks away is probably when I will blatantly look at her chest, no joke

Probably the best way you can combine cuteness and sexiness in one shot

There you go, that cheekiness in her just eating that burger haha

I'm still glad she isn't a fashion model and can release photobooks so I can see things like this

I heart you too, Futon-chan.

When you realise you took the angel's words for real when she might be evil
(Haha that face)

I just want a kanojo to look at me like this all day

Wow now that I look at this again it looks like Baba Fumika lol
Surprisingly throughout the photobook you might notice (or I have noticed) that some of the shots aren't that perfect mainly due to the angle it was taken, making her face look rather... unrecognisable. Again, not insulting her here, but you may want to see her without makeup. You'll get what I mean. And that's why makeup is so important for a lot of them. Moving on!

Unlike most women in Japan, I don't drink.
But I can pay for it haha

lol what is with her and food

When you wake up seeing her so energized I also feel energized
(Not morning wood, no)

And then I say "you came to wake me up" and she tsundere and looks away...

... AND THEN I push her down onto the bed haha can imagine the bed drama here?

Okay this is cute but she looks like someone else again dammit haha it's Futon-chan it's Futon-chan...

I'm like "I can't see much chest here"...

... and then she immediately stands up and I also stood up haha

WE KNOW she is better than the beautiful scenery around her

Gotta pose like I'm on top of her on a couch hehe

And the best part is always when she is taking it off
(Aren't we in gravure territory here already, guys?)

It's literally her taking it off and THEN being cheeky about it haha I like

Now I'm thinking does Marinka have more chest or her? I don't know hehe

Who's ready for a BIKE TRIP!!!
(haha kawaii)

I wish cycling paths over here are this wide lol

#TheLeaningTower lol

Hey, isn't she cute?

She really looks surprisingly good in a dress despite her height-

Eating an ice cream normally VS if you have a tooth ache lol

Can I lick the ice cream your finger your face now? >w<
(I might just boldly ask for the finger hehe watch me)

Don't tell me she drivin' it haha no she didn't

Again, she is way better than the scenery in Okinawa


I doubt she normally wears this to the beach but

I like black so this really looks great on her also close-ups

Putting the credits here so to make sure you guys can follow her to see more of such goodness

More polaroid off-shots haha
So yeah, production level may not be as awesome as those we've seen before, could use more planning to give it a more solid theme. But then again it's just a travel-based photobook so creating a theme isn't really a thing anyways so... the only thing I got out of this is that (...) (... just like in Japanese pornography) I like to see slender girls half naked. There. I said it. If that is why you keep making photobooks for Comiket I don't blame you Futon-chan half the doujinshi fair is also like this but of cosplay. So thanks for making a not cosplay photobook I really appreciate it.

THE EXTRAS
You may have took a peek from the unboxing above, but I'll talk about the extras here in detail.
They offered three tiers of sets with regards to the photobook and if you have attended the reveal livetream like me (haha), there was a basic tier with just the book, one with 2 sets of bromides (photos) and a tote bag exclusive for the Comiket Event #96 (hence "C96" as seen above), one with the previous plus badges and an animated version of her on a towel and a sticker (which I don't think it's good I mean I can see 3D why like 2D haha), and a luxurious tier with all of the previous tier PLUS two A3-sized posters and one A2-sized poster. Yeah. So... I went with the above. Not that I don't want to spend that much, but she shouldn't have made a 2D mascot lol also my reason to not buy her previous photobook which featured a drawn version of her.

But yeah, it probably was a good choice to include a tote bag when you are at the event so you can carry the stuff and so this bag seemed very redundant in comparison. (Must be great being here haha) Anyways, we know the bromides (photos) are the ones worth the pricing on the set, so I'll be sure to scan those and make them my wallpaper all around my room so I can adore her beauty all day haha

Here's the sets of bromide that came along with the current photobook:

And these are from the 2nd photobook and a spin-off photobook which I briefly mentioned featured her as a 2D character:





Okay this is pretty long already so I'll stop here. Now I have so much satisfaction I'm so glad Futon-chan is here to push me through the rest of the work week. *grins* Cya guys around then, I guess. Oh just a heads up? The next book worth of photos will be coming from Baba Fumika. She announced one like, last month. It's travel-based too and has bikini shots too. (Audience: But that girl has a rack) Oh boy YOU BET I'll be pre-ordering that one I just want to see if special gifts are available hehe

P.S. A more appropriate title for the post "How The Doujinshi Industry Continues To Thrve" lol it's probably not because of her I don't know why though

Sunday 1 September 2019

The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #35

Really, playing too much Zelda is never a good thing haha I don't want to work tomorrow

I know putting like, Takagi on the next issue isn't doing it justice, but considering that my work life is coming back again at least I won't have to rush back to watch this every Monday. That, and the fansub thing, man...

Okay let's start I have to work tomorrow and it's not going to some army camp haha you didn't see that




アニメ Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san 2
"I'm not going to tease Nishikata... as much as I'm able to" Haha Takagi leaving yourself a backdoor I see
Somehow Nishikata "locked" in the storage room with Takagi is making him scared and it's not because of the equipment BOOM GOT YOU haha don't do anything lewd, yes? *laughs* In this new episode (#TakagiSan08) (god, the fansubs) we go even further into the reality that Takagi would like but Nishikata wouldn't. Haha isn't that every episode though ANYWAYS firstly it's the sports equipment whatever storage room. We've heard rumours about that place. How it's dusty, cold, even spooky, and that door man, it can never stop failing because it's been used so many times the school actually refused to maintain it AND it has to fail at that one time a girl and boy who somehow like each other are in it lmao. Anime reality check aside, Nishikata decided to pull (not the door but) a prank on Takagi for shitting on him almost kicking an own goal in soccer earlier in the lesson (hey I WISH some girl will come tell me that when I did it as a kid) (true story haha) and... it didn't turn out well. Also probably because he can be so easily seen by, for example, using the same trick back on someone who demonstrated the trick on you to freak you out... you know you are already dealing with someone way higher in IQ than you haha. Also, he kind of forgot that locking himself up with a girl in the storage room would spread (good) rumours about them, but not that it matters because I swear the whole class knows they are dating lol. And also, getting yourself injured in the process? Talk about poor planning because idiots don't plan- Next up, it's the Nurse's Room. Kind-hearted Takagi decided that it be better to treat that wound his boy Nishikata inflicted on himself, mind you, but it's more like a plan to just play with him... on words apparently (and if you need a lesson on how manipulative therapy "seitai" contains pain "itai" links are provided haha) (then again it's a joke in itself, get it?) so yeah he lost once again. I mean, doesn't he get bored of losing? I guess it's like the USA national debt you can only lose more than you gain haha. And lastly, we talk about the lottery ticket. I mean, if as a kid you are dumb enough to skip all dagashi and burn your allowance (which is about 100 yen on average) on a lottery ticket just to see if you can win 500 yen then you are not treasuring your childhood enough haha. Also, you are a compulsive gambling addict visit the nearest agency for help lol. So yeah, focusing on the main couple, the two talk about what they would do if they win like say, a million yen (rough equivalent to USD 10k) from a ticket. (If Nishikata ever gets a million yen they'll get married HAHAHAHA come hit me Nishikata I dare you lol I'm another person who likes to tease him now) So yeah, Nishikata talks about comics and games as if his life depends on it, Takagi is slightly better by devoting some money to go out with him someone she likes on a vacation, and we know the most practical approach even as a kid their age is enterprise. Like, open your own lemonade shop or something. *sees The Sims flashbacks* Or investment, especially if your dad can do it better than you haha. Anyways, they had a fun time thinking about each other's "dreams" (Again, Takagi, your dreams are never going to come true-) while still literally letting Takagi throw as many research bombs she can at Nishikata so that the girl doesn't have to look at his dating profile and know she wants to be with him for the rest of his life haha. Oh, the series hasn't ended? *laughs* I know I may sound bored sometimes, but I genuinely (besides the teasing) want to see something happen to these two, no joke. And I know this is up to the Anime production so I won't say much, but make it good. Now that they somehow have more control over the storyline (like how they can talk about so many stuff and now exceed the one part) they should make this show something to remember. I mean, we did that a couple of years ago so I hope this season two can keep it up. By the way, only Nishikata is not keeping up the only thing he can keep up with is those push-ups lmao
Somehow watching Yukari-chan flustered is the best haha can we get that spin-off as an Anime series now?
She can step on me anytime- Oh this is not BDSM? lol
P.S. "And I haven't eaten lunch yet!" wtf THAT is what you concerned about now? Why Nishikata you behave like Mina-chan lmao
P.P.S. "Have I ever (pulled a prank on you) before?" "It's all the time!" Haha this show in a nutshell

アニメ Araburu Kisetsu no Otome-domo yo.
"I have a boyfriend now." HELL YEAH *looks at Sugawara* Uh oh haha
"Were French bulldogs always this cute?" Haha I hate you now Kazusa I'm so jealous of you AND Sonezaki now I can't even. Anyways, in this new episode (#AraOto09) we know this is not going to last long enough for us to have it, but I'm going to enjoy it like how Kazusa is now hehe. (I know, and I haven't even been in one haha sadded) (Romance, I mean) As for Sonezaki? We need a change of club president haha Hongo-senpai please take over. *laughs* Maybe we should just disband lol. Anyways, let's talk about story; we have quite a cliffhanger to talk about this time around. (Don't we always? haha) Firstly, about Kazusa and Izumi. They are enjoying themselves kinda awkwardly. You know, ever since somehow the school had plenty more new couples because of the school festival. So yeah, they in it now. Not like much has changed for the two though, as Kazusa realised, just... more intimacy? Haha is that how romance works? I don't know. What I do know though is they are acting in their own accord without feeling for each other. I mean, holding hands on a couch alone together until they sweat as if like if anyone lets go they lose is probably not a good example of how to romance lol. I know it's a lot more than this, and all my experience comes from drama (yep I'm single, ladies) but I do know that a couple takes a lot more to feel for each other in order to make intimacy seem like second nature, and these two clearly haven't reached there. Well, considering they have been a decade of friends this might not come as easily as we think. Furthermore, we have Sugawara. After questioning from the romance-know-even-lesser Mo-chin it would seems like Sugawara is willing to give up friendship for romance probably thinking that Izumi might be the only guy she can get to be willing to do her, and... she might not be wrong. What is friendship anyway, amirite?? *silence* Ahem anyways, being evil does that to you (lol) so yeah that cute b*tch is not going to stop what she said at Episode 1, just a heads up. Also Mo-chin? I can't agree on you selling yourself (friendship, I mean) for someone else's romance, so... then again you don't get it so... *sigh* it's kinda hard to explain this to you too. Not that Sugawara has a better perspective on romance, but... yeah she's being a piece of shit here, we know. *laughs* So that will be interesting to see how this goes considering Sugawara will be using actions to prove her "love" for the guy compared to the childhood friend. Sonezaki is literally enjoying herself, praising all men (it's just the one guy lol) in romance until she forgets that heartbreak is also a thing, and... Mo-chin still somehow thinks she's stuck with understanding about love and probably being unable to help Kazusa in any way, and she is right: she can't. The Sugawara thing though... maybe just enlighten your tomo on it just so she can be prepared. For what though? I doubt she can handle it if it comes. (Not sex joke btw) Yeah I mean, just imagine the end of Episode 1 but instead of his right hand it's... MOVING ON!!! *laughs* Finally, we talk about probably the most mysterious and weirdest AV (adult video) spin-off we will be having here in this series hopefully not, that is Hongo-san and her novel writing. She found someone who can teach her the ways of writing, it is a man, so literally she found someone who can "esuibatsu"?? So how? I guess I did anticipate the next step forward, but man did it go by so quick and turn out so wrong. Milo-san here might just be going along with it lest this high school student thinks he's not into girls but also specifically into that one teacher in school (I mean, what's wrong with that? You jealous, girl? *laughs*), but more importantly I still believe even to the point where they are in the same car heading to like, a hotel, that the sensei will not sleep with her. Sleep? Yes. Do her? Highly unlikely. Partly because Hongo-san is high school student who is afraid of it anyways, and it's more likely even at this point that the sensei may still have a way to persuade her to not do such a thing in the first place. Again, many authors out there don't have to do it to understand such things. Though I would argue they probably had to read up on a lot of "reference material" to get half of reality anyways haha. To conclude, if it's between someone you liked all this while versus someone you know is hot and likes you like, just yesterday, I would not hesitate to take the former. Always. I may sound like a sick f**k, but just to tell anyone there who reads this, I'm ready to give up on ALL esuibatsu content IF I ever find someone who will like me. If anything otherwise happens take me to court with this blog post haha okay I'm done
I'm putting these here since these two are pissing me off lol
I'm putting these here since these two are pissing me off lol
P.S. "Go enjoy your romance" yeah GO ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS MUAHAHAHA <= not Sugawara "You can't have esuibatsu with your friends" Uh, Sugawara? I think you can, just so you know haha it's called "rezu" btw *silence*
P.P.S. "You high school girls take maintaining a slim body too seriously" I agree. *giggles* The sensei is right. *laughs*
#RomanceProblems lol even choosing a place to sit
(Click image for answer)
AAHH!!
(Haha Kouno-san your scream very eroi)

アニメ Joshikousei no Mudazukai
"What is important is the shyness!! (when you present your boobs)" Oh God Lily you are sooo right haha
I would like to take this opportunity to quote this from Anime "Asobi Asobase", but yeah, how big your boobs are in your genes, so... just go reincarnate, Loli. *laughs* ANOTHER LOLI EPISODE?? You can't make me do this I'm going to get caught by local authorities lmao in this new episode (#JoshiMuda09) we talk about fashion. I never thought I'll get hyped over this episode, but after watching the whole thing now... my life perspective has changed. *laughs* I would argue that this might be a better episode than last week where everyone just shows off their swimsuits which is technically a dream but... Okay, let's talk about this episode. *laughs* Firstly, Loli tries to get an image change. Because mainly, like many other girls out there, you don't learn fashion in a day. More importantly, you don't learn fashion from your parents. That... is the first terrible mistake you'll inevitably do when you are born so try to avoid that, yes? *laughs* (someone put up a laugh counter haha) Apart from that, if you really want to learn how to be fashionable, thanks to the Internet like this site (I just happen to know one because Baba Fumika is a model in it) you can learn those skills yourself, from cutting your own bangs (not recommended to do alone at home) to trimming eyebrows... there's always something new to learn along the years. Again, quoting the Anime above as mentioned, one should take the school days to start learning how to do these lest you get criticised by society for not knowing even how to dress yourself up, to be honest. So yeah, after getting bullied by kids (she's a high schooler btw) Loli set out to try to change her image as much as possible so to be adult-like for her petit body lol. So she starts with boobs. Well failing at that, Lily tries to help her by you know, getting a set of brassiere so she can stop wearing those kids ones, for a start. And so, bringing up her confidence, I like how she immediately goes to the brats who laugh at her chest (or lack thereof) only to be insulted again on other things- Oh. *laughs* Then, she goes for makeup. Yeah, she doesn't have proper makeup at home considering what her grandmother would be using (don't even Google that you won't believe what people use half a century ago) and pencils will look real ugly in real life, so... don't laugh at her, yes? *laughs* (The animation is really trying to make sure the quality doesn't drop because of this though) As nice as Lily is again as she is holding back her laugh, she kindly helped her out by teaching her the ways of putting powder and ink properly on your face. Lastly, Majime and Loli play dress-up. Since Loli's place is full of clothing that her parents sent her ie. zero fashion budget required (lucky you, many kids girls want to be like you too haha) so it's super easy to make her even cuter than she is now lol. I mean, look at Lily salivating lmao. Then, part 2: we go to Majime's place. Besides the lookalike mother which made me think Lily is actually more into girls than she is not into guys because of her rash (lol), Majime has nothing to show on her wardrobe. Real pathetic but also, real sad. I doubt we will see a revival episode for Majime since we are all dying looking at outfits from Loli (hey you lolicon haha me too actually) at least we get to see a hairstyle play for her, I guess. And as for Lily... Seitokai Yakuindomo has been doing your voice well since then, Satomi-chan. *laughs* Last but not least, we HAVE to talk about the Kujou sisters and the younger sister's friends visiting the elder sister haha. Yeah, we've got competition now. *laughs* But heck, the imouto is the best Majou don't ever let her give up on you she will save your life by making you friends through fortune-telling you don't even know
That's your 4th-dimension glance right there haha
It's not that last supper masterpiece but close enough haha
(If I ever get to date Wota the last thing I want to do with her is eat. *laughs*)
P.S. I don't really want to comment, but as much as Loli singing is cute it's terrible lmao
P.P.S. I like how Lily has an excuse to fondle Majime's chest (twice) and then smells it with her hands like she's smoking pot haha this show is so f-ed up I can't even
[Everyone was cute this episode so I'll give the others a little more credit here]
[Between Wota's B&L Eyes and Lily's description of dons... *laughs*]
I'm not into Loli but she cute in this one tbh
(Also, this outfit won't drop your strapless bra too far haha)
These twins so cute I can't even

音楽 This Week on Klassic Note
As mentioned last week, this week is quite a week in Klassic Note maybe. I'm skipping GENNARI's latest single and giving the one song from Ayahi-chan, THE ORAL CIGARETTES best album ALMOST got them into the Collection because they didn't since I missed giving one song which I might still give over next week we shall see, and... Fuchigami Mai's new single... I'm just glad the full music video of the topic song is online, okay? Idolism is very important in this era, you know. *laughs* But seriously, best summer song this year or more like only summer song haha

Okay looks like next week is the real peak... it's pretty much the same as last week? Damn lol. Asakura Momo's new single for Anime "Araoto" will be out next week hopefully it doesn't suck so we can do out quaterly review as expected lmao, and MaRuRi to Ryuga's new mini-album is probably going to hit headlines this week I promise.

On news over the Internet, Anisama (ie. Animelo Summer Live, the largest yearly Anime song live event in Japan) dominated the weekend with me only being able to see the tracklist (well you can buy the recorded version like... 6 months from now lol) so I won't talk too much about it since I didn't get to see anything yet but the K-ON! reunion live should be a surprise to many. Natsukawa Shiina's 1st EP reveals a rather different style along with that topic song music video which... she trying to compete against Amamiya Sora on who is sexier? *laughs* No wonder she had that dream. That is it, really. You know I'm padding this paragraph for content, right? Haha well I was just speaking out my mind though




This should be it. Cya guys next week and until then I have to stop playing Zelda and go sleep early. *sigh* #WorkProblems amirite? Oh well, fun's over where you can sleep all day Until next time... take care of yourselves, man. It's "summer" right here and it's real hot. I mean, I am going to work in an aircon room tomorrow so it doesn't matter but... drink more water, yes? I'm... trying to be nice so girls will like me haha bye

The Dream Fragment 20190901 (And Someone Else's Dream Record)

Well Nan-chan decided to tell us about her dream in her blog so I decided to tell mine too. 100% because of her, by the way haha

I'll put a snippet as to what she said about her dream, but first let's talk about mine. Ready? Yes, it's about the TrySail girls, just a heads up.




"I was in a nearby mall (well Tampines Mall isn't exactly nearby so...) (don't you dare Google on it) in which I remembered (of course, it's not real) that the TrySail girls were handing out bromides ie. commemorative photos I assume promoting something nearby so of course I had to go get some for myself. Firstly, Nan-chan. It looked like she was hesitantly giving them out, but I went forward and snatched it like no one's business. At least she was happy seeing it being taken. (It was as if it was pathetic that no one knows them in the land of Singapore) (not true I'm not the only fan here I promise just look at the AFA they were in) Ten-chan was next. I took the bunch of them with the smile on her face somewhat making sure I will take it no matter what it is, and sorry to Mocho just because you were last. The weird thing about the dream though, that (1) it didn't stop me from getting more so by the end of it my hands were full and they were all different, and (2) there seemed to be multiple of them, likely handing different items out at different timing maybe. It felt like those people giving out flyers who bypassers won't give too much care about, but at least I'm glad I am the one who patronised."




Well, considering I woke up quite a while and it was still quite vivid and I only can remember this much, I guess it wasn't so much of a dream as much of an expectation if I were in Japan or whatever haha. Also, my imouto's impression is the best which also geared me to write this (and below later) too anyways. Cya guys around then.

P.S.
"The Things (I) Saw In (My) Dream With (That) Weird Person" [Dated August 31st]
(so I assume the dream was last night)

...

Somehow, I was in the studio. Doing up my makeup, you know.

Looking at the cast list pinned on the wall, it looked like I was scheduled for a photo shoot on the cover art of my new EP.

(Recently the cover art of the EP has been revealed, it turned out so good that it looked super cool!)

(Oh well, might as well paste [the link] here then.) [Eh please go to her official website for details]

And, I was done with makeup, but there was no outfit prepared. Since normally, I will be in my pajama outfit. [Really? "Mitai" haha I assume is casual clothes] So what are we going to do here. The staff around are also troubled over this.

(And) Over there!

Over there! Dashingly appearing (in front of us), a blue shadow! [lol that's your Ten-chan hint]

Yes, somehow Ten-san [as they address her] ran all the way to the studio here. (from where she was)

Moreover, dressed in a super flashy blue gothic loli-kind of outfit. [someone please make that haha]

"Nan-chan, sorry to keep you waiting! (I) made your outfit!"

Upon uttering those words, she [wait for it] took off the current blue gothic loli outfit she was wearing on the spot, and passed it to me. [goddamn haha I hope she wearing something underneath]

I said "thanks" (to her gesture), but can't help but have a bad feeling on what Ten-san meant when she said she "made" this gothic loli outfit.

"Ten-san, how did you make this outfit?"

Listening to her reply (with a chill down my spine), Ten-san let out a smile. I could take all of this cheekiness, especially when there are obvious parts of her that are kind, and some parts that are evil right now.

"How did I... I pasted it up with double-sided tape!!"

As expected!!!
[not going to do the repeat]

I inspected in detail the gothic loli outfit that was passed to me. From the fastener on the back, to the netting for accessories, the button on the sleeves... Everything! Held tight, by double-sided tape!! As of how this held up for this long and so well, it was unexpectedly a mystery.

[remember someone ran to the studio here wearing that btw lmao]
[also, on ad hoc outfits they actually DO use tape to paste some of the fancy outfits together, see uesaka sumire's BQB music video for example]

"You are going to wear it... right...?"

Ahhh!! Ten-san!! Please don't talk down to me in such a beautiful yet forceful voice!! That face, don't stare at me while you're saying this!! I'll die! I'll die (of this)!

As I held my brain with my hands, Ten-san's "ufufu" laugh started to spread! I can hear it so well! It's not even a dream; I can even hear it in real life!!!

"Uwaaaaaaaaaaa....!!"

Somehow this might sound like a lie, but as I shouted in my dream, I woke up. It was 6.28AM. I'm still early, compared to the expected time to wake up.

"It, it was a dream..."


P.P.S. I would just like to comment here since putting it in the translation is kind of rude, so... it really sounded like Ten-chan was like a 6-year-old from that music video making where they do their opinion on the shoot ("tanoshikatta" lmao) and man is this funny haha