Not caring about religion will be the biggest respect I'll ever give to it.

Not saying I'm extremist or otherwise, but as you all know, I'm a free thinker. (Audience: Not on your birth certificate though) Technically, okay? So yeah, you can <insert religious figure here> about anything but so long as I don't respond, you'll be glad I'm not trampling all over them. Besides, we all know <insert religiously offensive worldview here>