Well, there's work today so... ask me how my day is going haha
So yeah, I made the real wise choice to watch Anime yesterday since all of
them even the latest ones aired on Friday so we're just in time to do this
when I was happier as you can see below lol ugh
Good thing about my work now, that even if I screw up people are still focused
on solving the issue(s) and not point fingers at who did it wrong. Thank
goodness. *laughs* Sshh...
Now that we're done with real life, let's go into a virtual life where I scam
people for money, I met a girl with huge rack since high school and she is in
university with me now, and I can still rent super popular girls who don't
mind getting paid for me to be on top of them- Let's move on haha
アニメ GREAT PRETENDER
"Speaking English so fluently must be nice!" Yeah Anime, that is going to
hit you real quick real soon- Actually it's RIGHT NOW!! Haha
You know how this Anime works when you realise even the one in the house is a
scammer lol and the lady chased out probably the real one or maybe he's also
one haha you know we can't trust those people. Politicians, I mean. *laughs*
In this bizarre watch of an episode of how to not fall for a scam
(#GREATPRETENDER01) and then you realise the saddest people of this Anime are
actually whoever are voicing the bad guy and/or the minor characters because
they are going to get scammed and bullied by the main guys over and over it
sucks to even be here as a newbie voice actor. *laughs* Yes, even the guys who
dubbed the English for them. *laughs on the floor rolling* But seriously man,
they cannot carry this in English forever anyways so... haha. Okay, reasons to
why I might continue to watch this, and reasons that why I might not after a
couple more. Firstly, what is good about this series. The setting. The point
that they played the game of putting this in a rather global scope, it's going
to make things a lot more fun, and for main guy Makoto, he just lived the life
of having to swindle a passenger into dropping his flight to L.A. so he can
sit on it. You with me so far? *laughs* Next, obvious as stated forcefully in
one sentence, is the level of scam you have to understand. Again, not really
about inception, but to remember how far one action takes to make sure the
objectives are met. Let's take the bigger picture as an example; Duping sort
of a drug lord into buying a shit load of illegal drugs probably not worth
much at all (in price, let alone in effect), from a candy can bottle. So yeah,
you gotta set it up for such a thing. Upon hearing the news that this target
has been bailed out, our foreigner guy
Lampent Laurent set out to sell him a set of (probably
normal) drugs (mind you) at a crazily high price. Why is it that high? He then
demonstrated on the new girl the producer hired and it made her high as heck,
let alone say what will happen if inside a hotel room ya know what I'm sayin'?
*laughs* So, turns out that one was his hire, and Laurent tied it around
by taking the girl from the producer, thus ending the session with her hire.
You see where I'm going here? EVERYTHING, including how Laurent continues
to bully the heck out of Makoto on his watch and wallet even though they are
halfway across the globe, continues to amaze me. I mean, of course in this
case it's just script writing, but at least it's impressive. It's like magic;
once you know the trick it's not cool anymore. And trust me, I've watched
"Breaking The Magician's Code" lol. Even then, it continues to captivate me at
every corner, and if you aren't even half as suspicious of everything like
Makoto you aren't smarter enough than this "doctor" lol. As practice, try
thinking of how Laurent got Makoto to think he swallowed a mere candy and
gone bonkers. (Answer if you want it, firstly he didn't know the truth, then
is trolling of the two watches that were on his and the guy's wrists resemble
the buddy and the old woman which he scammed, probably just similar not that
Laurent stole from them BUT HE KNOWS) Lastly, why this shtick wouldn't
stick for very long. Let's talk firstly about how hard it is to absorb all the
content. Without proper explanations and flashbacks, it will be hard to catch
up even in the slightest of content change that could be seen as a scam (for
example, how Laurent already prepared to scam Makoto off his wallet by
giving it to his buddy) (think about it, ending part with the buddy eating
with his other bros), and how many times I've actually needed to pause the
video because I have to think through it for a moment and not because I want
to laugh at a joke or leave a note here. Then, there's the theme songs. There
are no theme songs for this series. Yes, you heard me right. Freddie Mercury
as the ending does not count. The opening is just pure music. Man, I really
expected another one like Anime "ACCA" but I guess I'm not getting any. Yes, I
feel scammed is what I mean. *laughs* Lastly, but this bothers me the least,
is the cultural shift built into the pace of the series. It's fast, bro. Even
the jokes. Makoto's family name didn't even last a second. I mean, I wasn't
expecting jokes galore in this series, but when they appear, they disappear
real quick. Again, this is a fast paced series, so there isn't much time to be
lost in petty jokes anyways. Still, overall, I'll be giving this series a
watch. Again, not all at once as if I own a Netflix subscription (man, give
them 5 years, and I'll have to), so I'll follow the weekly schedule. And
interestingly, this is two-cour, so this series will be long, so I have to
make sure I'm willing to sit in this this ride where it's circles upon circles
just coloured differently so that the scammer which is not me can know what is
happening lol. No really, I physically need to take a break before we move on
to the next one- I might actually watch this only on Saturdays. *laughs*
'xcuse me, "exclusively". *laughs*
[These are the only screens I took so... but really, the animation looks
GREAT I'm just too blown off by the deception I didn't take anything down
lol]
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You can't tell but this girl wants d*ck lol
(You can see
the tongue sticking out lmao)
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They look like a great pair already, these two. *laughs*
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P.S. Okay I got why they laughed at the "
Edamame" joke so hard on Twitter lol and in case you need explanations "Edamura"
is a family name, not something you can chew until your teeth goes lmao
P.P.S. Yes, to keep up appearances, Laurent is voiced by two different voice
actors. Yes, Suwabe Jun'ichi can't do English I promise you haha you
should've heard him speak in "Seitokai Yakuindomo"
アニメ Uzaki-chan wa Asobitai!
"After that thing we did yesterday? My hip still hurts!" Not a porno by
the way ah why are you going away from me *laughs*
Is it just me or did Anime make a series about me? Haha probably not true
because there isn't a Uzaki-chan in my life and I say that in the nicest way
possible because none of the girls in my life have TITS- Okay, let's talk
about this Anime this guy has evil eyes I'm pretty sure he's from
"Toradora!". *laughs* Anime references aside, let's talk about how this
first episode (#UzakiChan01) of a long running anticipated series went. Yes,
this animated stuff did not set a TV series ever since it exploded
(literally) two years ago. Thanks Oozora Naomi-chan for the catch-up haha.
In this series where you always get jebaited into hanging out with a rack
(lmao), it's... man you can just binge-watch this yourself like a loner on
the couch but *laughs* Okay, suffice it to say it's just hanging out with
your dear kouhai, that's all. But first things first: if you think this
might be a little too dull, you're missing something. You're missing jokes
and/or content at every corner. I think I only realised this when I finished
watching, but to make it simpler for you to understand if you watched
fast-paced shows like "Kaguya-sama" last season it'll be hard to get the
flow of this Anime. Even in the first episode, it doesn't deliver much. But
that's the point, this is kind of a slice-of-life Anime in itself. It's just
the couple (lol) hanging out and doing stuff and fooling around (yes, which
beats doing it alone, for starters) and it may not be much, and it may be
like this every episode, but if you can get the pace, it's actually done
real well. The first episode, for starters, covers a little bit of
everything there is to offer. Well, about Uzaki-chan in general lol. Story
goes that they know each other in high school through the swimming club, and
now they meet in college (university) again. Not that I know why she doesn't
know the senpai is a loner, but yeah, since he's alone here might as well do
things alone, right? WRONG. *laughs* I don't know if this is at the cost of
her social circle or anything, but going through a year in college Uzaki
decided that loner senpai is sad so she decides to keep him company. Well,
while also tarnishing his reputation as much as possible and to sh*t on him
in every corner. Man, I wish I can have such a girl in my life. *laughs* All
in all, a short and sweet series to catch on, but for now to be honest? It's
not hitting me. Maybe because I'm hyped for the next show I'm going to watch
this week (see below haha), but also that I, like the senpai, couldn't stand
such an irritating girl while still enjoying her presence somehow without
trying to get nosebleed or touch jellyfish while we're at it. *laughs*
Again, there's that many things I can laugh at as friends without offending
each other so I hope the minor characters will appear soon to spice up the
content here no really it looks like a porno now lmao. The theme songs
aren't easy to give for starters maybe the ending will do, and the cast
is... I mean, I'll give Osaka accented Naomi-chan anytime of the day. I just
feel that... that it's a little dry. Not her h*men per say but- Okay we
gotta stop with these lol I can't blow my load in this week lmao okay bye
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This can be used when the senpai wants to punch her and/or can't
resist her cuteness haha
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This is actually a great way to show spraining of hips haha no
really this is not a boob joke
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P.S. "Is it so convenient for you that you use me whenever you want??" lmao
Uzaki-chan in front of the public too what will happen to the senpai's
reputation- Oh he has none. *laughs*
P.P.S. The senpai after seeing Uzaki-chan on the massage chair be like I got
a boner let's stop and then he says "Save that for when (you're) at home"
Yeah his load? Haha this series is great to make fun of
[GIF!!! And NO I'm NEVER going to do anything that involves Uzaki-chan's
huge rack- Okay never mind on second thought haha]
アニメ Kanojo, Okarishimasu
"Could it be... his girlfriend?" "No way; It's Kazuya we're talking
about" Wow your mom and dad just forgot you had a real one for a month?
What?? Haha
Man, that was quite an intro. Short and sweet, I must say. Not so sweet
though. *laughs* And I thought I had to worry about ecchi references, but
yeah, I had to, I guess. Haha anyways, let's talk about this most
anticipated series for the season for me. As you can see in the first
episode (#KanoKari01) it's everything this show as to offer, and more! So,
story first. Story goes that Kazuya is probably a loner who can't get
himself a girlfriend but did, for like about a month. Hey, he already is way
better off than me already so he wins haha, but suffice it to say he got
dumped. Probably for another guy because you know, women are fickle.
*laughs* Is this what it feels like to be a
normie? Well,
Kazuya is halfway there already haha. Yeah, just that he's alone again. So
yeah, he spent days crying I suppose, and in impulse decided to you know,
let it off on a rental girlfriend. Well, I probably won't do that to feel
better about myself, but hey, he got his way, so sure. He picked
specifically Mizuhara Chizuru, probably popular amongst customers she's
served since she goes a step out to play her role real well, prepares for
whoever she is serving to so provide the best dating experience worth
anyone's time, and... she introduced herself to his grandmother. Wait, what?
*laughs* Okay but before that, we gotta talk about Kazuya himself. I guess
it's kind of mixed in feelings, but think of it as like, him wanting to get
out of being alone, but also, then to realise that all this is faked because
he checked the online forums about how wonderful of a date she was to
everyone else. Man, if this isn't the biggest relation and irony to idolism
EVER I can't even. *laughs* Anyways, he realised that soon enough since his
girl didn't even give two sh*ts about him to not let him know what true love
is, so yeah, he kind of lets it out on Chizuru the next time he booked her.
Pretty bad for a gentleman though, as Chizuru then drags him out of public
eyes to obviously, reprimand him for his actions. Seriously, it's like
sitting down there watching a magic show and saying "this is all fake you
idiots" or like, spoiling the movie as it's being played in a movie theatre.
It's just not good, bro. (Also, thanks for the scolding, Ten-chan) (haha)
But yeah, surprisingly, the rental girlfriend still has professionalism all
around her, as she spares no little time left to still be with this pathetic
dude while he... just got news that his grandmother had collapsed. Well,
normally people would've just called the "date" off you know, but nope, this
one stays true to her job somehow lol. You can guess what happened next
haha. Kazuya of course, got a chance to "reveal" that he has a "girlfriend"
amongst all expectations of him specifically his granny, that you know, her
dear grandson found a partner or something. I don't know why this show has
that much sexual references or this is part of the author's style, but as
irritating as it is it's also a good joke, I would argue. Moving on, the old
woman then wants to brag it to the others in the hospital, only to then let
Chizuru realise that her granny is here too, so.. yeah, to not let the cat
out of the bag, they shoved themselves right into it. *laughs* Okay, more
like under a blanket in a vacant hospital bed, but still. (Man, this series
is going to make me pull out so many sick jokes I can stop watching porno
now-) May be stereotypical for any romance Anime I would say, but you know,
it's a good way to know each other. Especially the smell haha ugh. *laughs*
Anyways, they got found out while escaping because you know,
misunderstandings, but hey, at least it got two grandmothers happy. But
yeah, it was all a lie anyways... or is it? Okay, I think we got spoiled
from the trailers real good, but you know, we can ignore those for now haha.
Surprisingly, Kazuya then found out that this "girlfriend" of his... is at
his school?? Yep, and what a way to end the first episode. The show does
give a lot of background for plot, a lot of circumstances for
misunderstandings, and a lot of adult stuff that we shouldn't talk too much
about and I'll not jerk off to just because. *laughs* But what Chizuru said
to wrap up this first episode is summarising of the story here: there isn't
anyone who isn't lonely. So yeah, bring up that rental partner app...
*laughs* All in all, a wonderful episode to start the series. Maybe too
perfect, like our girl her Chiruzu. Next up though, the
motokano is
coming back for his boy...? Ooo now if the conflict between women isn't half
the reason why you came... to watch this series lol, you got another thing
coming. Boy, will I look forward to next episode. Again, it has been A WHILE
since I got some Yuuki Aoi-chan being cute so please forgive me if I go
crazy next episode maybe I should let some steam off before watching this
next week HAHA
NANDEMONAI HAHAHA CYA NEXT WEEK lol goddamn this is just a pit for sex jokes
haha
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Haha they can't draw it downwards since it's too many so they
drew it horizontally
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Woah didn't know I was watching a porno haha excuse me while I
clean up lmao
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P.S. "...she's already done it with a new guy?? ... And why am I getting
turned on??" lmao I don't even know what to say I'm not going to associate
with this guy anymore lol *scrolls through phone* Woah woah how the f**k do
I know about that webpage?? Ah-
P.P.S. "Does this room have Wi-Fi?" Wow thanks author for making this
relevant in 2020 haha even the grandmother knows of borrowing Wi-Fi due to
limited mobile data. Not an issue for me though lol 20GB!!! *laughs*
[MORE BECAUSE TEN-CHAN CHIZURU IS KAWAII!!! Haha no really
she be 5-star level girl hehe not in my Wanted List though] [ALSO HEALTHY
IMAGES ONLY SO NO ECCHI SCENES haha my dong please no]
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Trust me, she has to be a little sadist for this to be good haha I
mean
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Nerdy Chizuru-chan is cute too haha I like
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音楽
This Week on Klassic Note
Eh let's keep this short: I didn't do anything. *laughs*
Okay, I did attempt to do it though, trust me. I did visit indie artists
site Audioleaf again but to not much returns, maybe because I wasn't in the
mood for it, and probably also why the heck
Light Palette
is suggested again since I saw them a couple of years ago I think, and I
missed a full album since then, like, a year after I gave one song from
them. If only their album will be on Apple Music and not just sold
physically on Amazon Japan I wouldn't be stuck here without a review now
haha sadded
On news concerning music and that is on Twitter,
nano.RIPE announced their 10th anniversary best album which has new
songs and probably many more I've never given in their decade of making
music I'm sorry,
ClariS announced their best album for their 10 years and this time
around it's going to be all Clara and Karen versions including a campaign to
suggest songs that they can sing solo (lol),
Amamiya Sora's new album is confirmed without much detail,
SCANDAL released a new digital single, I think
Yogee New Waves released a digital single too, and
vivid undress' new music video for their upcoming mini-album is...
not what I expected, to say the least. Let's hope the rest of their
mini-album isn't like this haha
So we're probably going through
another week of emptiness as I try to find time to find new songs to listen
to... or not. I really am not in the mood too anyways, but man is this an
evil cycle now. Finding new songs makes me happy, so not doing so will not
get me up for work too, so that's bad. I really need to try next week hehe
promise me future self that you will do more
[P.S. EARNIE FROGs sounds great, so maybe I'll listen to their new E.P. a
listen then. Hey we got something to listen next week!! lol]
Okay I need to shower now it's not early and I have to GO TO OFFICE TO WORK
TOMORROW ugh I hate this already haha. Hey, it'll be a lot to pay for work
culture when the work environment is still better than most companies out
there haha yeah especially the government ones lol. Cya guys next week then,
and until next time... I hope I enjoyed opposition winning the elections in
my area haha ugh I don't know now