Saturday 10 August 2019

The Classic Note I Never Listened To The End

Okay, welcome back. I decided this post should come first since I can't figure out the others quite yet so today's will be a short one.

If you think this is related to Klassic Note, do not be surprised because it is. (Also, the title not a typo) This is just one of those posts I like to do to enlighten myself of such a time where I may not be able to hear songs in full and I can still like it and it's still on my list. How and why? I guess I should go back to the year 2011.

(Note: It's not that I "never" listened to the end; it's just I didn't get to listen to it because it's cut off. Read on to find out more)




THE BACKSTORY
Because back in 2011, I was still stuck in a time where digital download of music is barely there, music streaming isn't a thing, and most importantly, I'm still exploring artists in Japan, old and new. With regards to the "old" part... I watched an Anime titled "Bartender" in which the theme songs are written by disbanded group "Natural High", and yes, it's a bunch of wonderful ladies who have wrote and sang songs for like a good number of years but about a decade and a half ago. Yeah, that old. The Anime too. But despite of that, I still got interested in their music, so besides the Anime theme song release, I set out to find more of their releases to listen online and I found... nothing. Well, almost.

THE SEARCH
So I covered as many (possibly) illegal sites as possible, searching for even just a preview of whatever potential this band has in like 2005 that I totally missed. Trust me, it was a tough search. Their band name too, it hits a lot of very normal phrases in English and is also the name of many brands and labels (adult video too) (and that's how actually...) (haha) So eventually I landed on sites which provided me a listen to the full song of two tracks, speficially from their "LIFE" single (same song title) and also from their "Prologue" single. So drum roll please...

THE (INCOMPLETE) PREVIEW
"Prologue" was the song that was incomplete. I know I did say I had a listen to the FULL songs, but.... here's the big BUT here... it wasn't all complete. It did not play till the end. And it's not like the preview was broken or whatever, but supposedly it ended before like what, two notes till the end? It's really obvious if you listen to the original (preview) yourself. But I had already heard the song in full and loved it. So how? I came up with the most innovative solution ever, and with the power of audio editing... I faded the end away so it sounded complete. Whether the end of the song featured an abrupt pause or a smooth end with extra instrumentals, I will never know. But I would argue that it definitely sounded like the end and unlike many songs today, do not feature extra notes just to protect their own copyright or whatever because it's 2005. So yeah, this song has then been on my song list for as long as I've heard it.

The double A-side single cover

FOLLOW-UP?
I wondered to myself as I started with the idea for this post as to whether I will ever listen to this song in full, and the answer as of this post is... no. Maybe I will someday I continue to dream about keeping the ultimate music collection through legal music download (which technically is not considered mine because copyright laws) (no really, go read it up) but until then... I should go listen to it actually. *listens to it on niconico*

Oh. That's it? Well technically this one is also kinda clipped as you can hear in the ending but still, nothing else in the end. And I think this is the same source I've gotten years ago so yeah, you can listen to it. I just happen to only have one that missed a good amount of seconds right after the clipped end.

But someday, man. Someday I'll take that digital download and listen to it for myself. The time is not ripe yet, but when I do... I'll be sure to update this post and pat myself on the back that I have done something practically no one will do to pursue decade old Japanese music. Which will probably be the same as the (recorded) track I have now anyways so...




This is it, I guess. It wasn't meant to be a mystery or anything, so don't think too much. Also, I chose to do this first instead of a long one like tomorrow and also on Monday (that one hopefully) because there's that new VR gear that has been around since 2 weeks ago. I broke the previous cheap one due to leaving on the shelf for too long (I sure hope the fate for this one won't be so) but yeah, Google Daydream headset, everyone. Coupled with my Google Pixel 2, I could explore the worlds in a less than stellar resolution but that's fine, since YouTube VR is probably the only thing I'll ever do since the games are expensive and I'll NEVER use this to watch pornography. *silence* Haha cya guys tomorrow

Friday 9 August 2019

How To Read A Tweet I Liked For Dummies

Or if you don't actually want to learn some Japanese haha

Hello, everyone, to one of those posts that I know I will waste a lot of time on which will trigger no memories for me in the future, but I feel I can refer someone to if anyone asks about my Twitter account and if they wonder why I keep liking Japanese tweets which no one understands besides me. So yeah, here we are.

In this post, if you are keen of learning even a little, I'll tell you how to identify certain Tweets made by artists, idols, staff and official Anime Twitter accounts and so on, so you can be informed the moment it appears and not have to wait two days for a translation. (I don't think it's this long now but still) I will cover how to identify and analyse the following:
  • Any Major Announcement Tweet
  • New Music Release Tweet
  • New Music Video Tweet
  • Song(s) Mentioned In Tweet
  • Songs Released on Streaming Services Tweet
  • Artist Debut Tweet
  • Other Tweets of Importance
  • Tweets Which Are Repeats and None of the Above
For sake of sanity, I will also provide recent examples via embeds here so you can see it for yourself and not just see me list Japanese phrases which you can't read anyways. Nothing beats learning from examples, yes? Also, we are NOT going to learn from Tweets which can translate itself into English ie. they posted it for international audience because then what's the point? (lol)

Let's start, shall we?




MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT TWEET
These generally refer to Tweets which talk about important announcements typically regarding the fate of the music artist, and normally start with the specific phrase ご報告 (gohoukoku), so they are really easy to find.
In this example above, note the above phrase once again (it may be in a sentence, or just alone to stand out so you guys will notice scrolling down your feed) and more importantly, the phrase 解散 (kaisan) which can only be nothing but sad news. (Yeah LILI LIMIT's one must be the most abrupt in terms of announcements, took me a while to see it)

Other examples of such Tweets include rescheduling or cancelling live events due to personal or weather reasons, but suffice it to say we won't be in Japan to see them so I won't discuss about them here.


However, I will draw your attention to a particular Tweet in which I will not pursue on the issue but I will talk about how to identify alternative Tweets that would otherwise be important. These can be disguised as normal Tweets but typically come with an image of text in which will be hard to translate on device but! Its easiest identifier will be addressing to the fans, normally in the phrase 皆様へ (minasama e) coupled with the phrase お知らせ (oshirase) (typically may or may not be together) and in most cases do not appear in normal text form in the Tweet itself, like referencing to other websites, for example. In the above Tweets, it was announced that one of the members went missing (why) and was then later found (and subsequently shelved for future performances), so these could be hard to identify since their presentation is less consistent in terms of phrasing. But yeah if there is an image of text I'll just do a retweet and comment since no one will understand besides those who can read.

Okay, sad things aside, we got good news to cover!


NEW MUSIC RELEASE TWEET
These generally refer to an artist releasing any music title, from singles, albums, compilations, digital singles (I will cover these too) etc and they are pretty easy to identify without reading in much, to be honest. They are identified by the phrase リリース決定 (ririsu kettei) or XXX 発売決定 (hatsubai kettei), but can vary because they will always talk about a specific release format. So, to save you the trouble, here are the mappings from English to Japanese:
(So in the above, replace XXX with the following)
That should do for starters. Others that aren't mentioned here probably are obvious enough to identify, eg. EP in the example below, or "Best Album" (lol) or SG (abbreviation for single) or... well you'll figure those out easily once you seen enough of them they are just shorthand for spelling them out in Japanese.

Other keywords to take note of are 連続 (renzoku, so consecutive release, typically for new songs leading up to an album) タイアップ (tai'appu, representing tie-in to Anime typically represented by アニメ or commercial indicated by CM), 主題歌 (shudaika)/テーマ曲 (teema kyoku, theme song tie-in) and ニューXXX (nyu XXX, prefix to a "new" release) because they will make the definition of whatever you read above very different, and also, to provide additional related information where necessary, so I think you should know of them.

(Man, I've only done two? This may take a while)


NEW MUSIC VIDEO TWEET
Besides the most obvious hint of a video or a link to a video shown in the Tweet itself (I mean, they can spam videos, those accounts), and also the words "MUSIC VIDEO" or "MV" appearing in the Tweet itself.... not that I have to teach you more otherwise because artists are getting eyeballs by using English in their Japanese tweets to cater to a larger (international) audience, but otherwise if you see the phrase ミュージックビデオ (myuujikku bideo) that is most definitely the kind of Tweet you are looking for.

I mean, how obvious can this get? You tell me.

These are however, not to be confused with teaser videos typically with the word ティザー (tizaa) as these, obviously, are not full song videos so if you listen to them and ruin your own experience this is how to prevent them haha well I guess that's just me


SONG MENTIONED IN TWEET
Not too often, I like some of those Tweets that remind me of the awesome songs I have heard of (or not), whether it is in the form of live performance or just a quick snippet. Sometimes, they are also the opening to giving some of the songs I have not given a particular artist but have once again given chance now. I'll provide an example below because this is really hard to coin on terms and phrases, so when you notice I like a tweet and it involves a video it's just a song recommendation from me so feel free to click and take a listen. No harm listening to new songs, am I right? The below Tweet is from a live event, specifically from "a flood of circle", singing a song from "Yoru no Honki Dance" with them on their collaboration within the event.


SONG RELEASED ON STREAMING SERVICES
To be straight to the point, I'm not talking about those we mentioned above of a new digital single or something; I'm talking about those which have been released and then are delayed to appear in streaming services, so how do you know what is coming out? I'm here to help, don't worry.

Also, if you don't recognise any of them it's fine, because I'll do a good deed by giving a retweet and explaining what is up, and where is it up on. Like seriously, they don't even write it detailed and sometimes just dump the consolidated link of links and then you have to see whether the service you subscribed to is in the list haha yeah #ModernSubscriptionProblems
In terms of keywords, the phrase サブスクリプションサービス (sabusukuripushon sabi-su) is mostly used with some phrases including サブスク配信 (sabusuku haishin) again, going for abbreviations, try to reduce their character count. The phrase 配信 (haishin, meaning transmission) should be a good indicator when that is not talking about a CD or Blu-Ray release, to be honest.
In the above example, cinema staff is announcing their indie catalogue being available on streaming services in which they aren't previously due to moving to a major label about 3 years since their debut release. The only other clue you will get is the phrase インディーズ which is the word "indies".

Artist Debut Tweet
This doesn't come as often, but since I've witnessed one myself, maybe I'll talk about it. You should know of me following people other than the ones you see in the official list here, and they are mostly future idols waiting to prosper. So yeah, when news drop that their wonderful voices get to be a singing voice on its own and not rely on Anime, I'd like to show them some publicity one way or another. In the example below, voice actress Kitou Akari has announced her solo artist debut under Anime music label Pony Canyon and will release her first single due October 2019.
If you do follow such people and are waiting for their debut, the phrase to take note of is アーティストデビュー (a-ttisuto debyu-, artist debut) which is typically an indicator of their peak of the careers in the industry lol


OTHER TWEETS
Oh boy, this is going to be a long one. I'll try to keep it short.

This will list as many recent Tweets that I can find which talk about some of the more relevant Tweets which are not categorised in the above, so we'll have to talk about it as we go. Ready?

  • REVEAL OF RELEASE DETAILS
I got to keep this separate from a music release mainly because that's the break, and then today's marketing in order to retain social media attention will reveal details one Tweet at a time. To make sure you don't miss anything, I typically like the Tweets of releases I know do half-a**ed announcements of new releases like this (literally a one-liner there) of this (just the release title?) and then give a couple more weeks and reveal the cover art like the ones below.

The phrases to note here are ジャケット写真 (jyaketto shashin, cover art) or ジャケ写 (jyakesha, cover art abbreviation) or アートワーク (aatowaaku, artwork) or 収録曲 (shuuryokukyoku, included songs) if you are interested in the track titles or composers/lyricists behind them in which I probably still have to translate for anyone to understand anyway so... I just listen to the songs haha been doing that for a decade and counting already. And if you are like me who like to pre-order stuff the word to note is 特典 (tokuten, special gift) because that's how I determine which online store to buy from so I get the best buck of my money since they are literally free gifts.


  • PREVIEWS
We have talked about revealing of music videos, now let's talk about those rather stingy ones. These Tweets typically only give like at most a minute preview of the whole song (to preserve intellectual property integrity and to hype up sales) (which doesn't work for me if you have noticed after all these years) but it's no harm to take a listen especially if you know about it. Anime or not, these typically come in segments or if it is from an album, like once every couple of days nearing release date. The words "PV" and 視聴動画 (shittei douga, preview video) should be the most obvious indicators for the songs you might be looking for, although I would argue that you will need to know the song title in Japanese in order to know what you are in for, and that might be quite an issue. Again, when I like a Tweet it's a song recommendation, so... sorry about this Tweet below I'm doing this for the Anime
  • LIVESTREAMS
Since artists and all do these often, I will catch them if I have the time or if I remember them. In terms of the video platform YouTube is likely without boundaries, and then there's LINE LIVE which depends on region restrictions (basically Japan vs the world) and then Niconico which is Japan's YouTube and is the bane of international streaming lol. Anyways, I have ways to watch all of them (DM me on Twitter if you want to know) but suffice it to say those livestreams would reveal new songs, maybe do a discussion or two, or heck just perform for an hour literally for free for the Internet. So yeah, the phrase to note is 生配信 (namahaishin, live streaming) and typically come with a link so you can subscribe or get notified when it starts. Once again, the platform you are on determines how it's notified, so be aware of that. I just click the link when they remind me again and I see it on my feed, like the one below.

  • SOUNDTRACKS
I'm keeping this brief since it only concerns Anime, but sometimes I like some of those Tweets as a reminder to myself to go listen to them if I have the time. The keyword to notice is オリジナル・サウンドトラック (orijinaru saundotorakku, original sountrack) or just サウンドトラック in itself so it should be easy to identify whether you should ignore that or not.


REPEATED TWEETS
Okay, this one is the hardest to identify, but this is advanced strats already and technically I will hardly post Tweets about stuff I have liked before to avoid confusion, but yeah, they do exist from time to time, and outside my Like feed it happens all the time, so I figured I should teach a few strings on this. Also, if you start following artists and read your feed every day, this will be of an issue. Let me explain why.

If you know of a new release already or have heard of the preview, there is technically no obligation to listen to them again, right? Well, companies today don't believe in that so they try to remind you and as if by clockwork, set up release schedule reminder Tweets which can be real irritating because it may come off as fresh news if read wrongly and waste precious Twitter feed reading time lol.

In the example above, it's a reminder Tweet that Amamiya Sora's single is released today, or when the Tweet is posted, so you know to go give a listen if you haven't already. You might already have known of the news, so the phrase 本日発売 (honjitsu hatsubai, release today) should help you identify whether that is still of importance if you have given it a listen. Another good example is below, where it's a reminder Tweet of a one week countdown to the physical (not the digital because that's already out) release of AyumiKurikaMaki's new mini-album. Their release schedule is weird, so it's wise to notice that they have announced a digital release nearly two weeks ago from this particular Tweet, so if you have listened to it before then this shouldn't shock you.
On the other hand, it still takes prior knowledge of the above, what you have and have not heard, and kind of taking down notes on when releases come out so to not be thrown off by repeated Tweets which would otherwise serve as a reminder instead of "delivering the latest news" as some of them stated in their profiles.


FURTHER EXAMPLES
I figured it's hard to identify all of them anyways, so here are a couple more examples with my analysis so you could see it for yourself how I read a Japanese Tweet so to know to Like them, basically.
In the above Tweet, if you haven't noticed the word "Music Video" you need to study more English than the Japanese (lol), but also in the Tweet is the announcement of digital release AND streaming media release, as noted by the phrases 配信リリース and 配信サービス as mentioned in the parts earlier. See, it's more than just one piece of news.

Ah, this one is a real common phenomenon. Artists and others like to retweet official news outlets announcing their announcements to show credibility and publicity, or even sometimes that's how exclusive interviews and announcements are communicated so it's easier to promote the artists themselves. In the Tweet above, the hard part is to realise this is the opposite of a disbandment from the phrase 再始動 (saishidou, restart of artist activity) and the band VELTPUNCH is performing one-man lives (meaning they perform alone, which sounds abnormal until you notice most artists do not have the budget to rent a location to do so unless you are under a major label) around the country once again after a sub 2-year hiatus. Not as important as a music release, but it's a symbol of artist activity. Also, news articles like to entice their audience with the mention of videos present in the article as noted by 動画あり (douga ari, video included) so to provide more than just a piece of news, which is typically also provided by the artist themselves. On closer inspection it's revealed that their limited edition song from the previous live tour has surfaced once again on YouTube for a week (why) so to hype up the live performances soon which of course, will include a performance of the song.

See? So many news in one Tweet, eh?




This is not an exhaustive list, but I should stop here for now. I do hope with these examples you would have learnt to read some of the Tweets I liked over time and in the future. You know, if not I may just retweet random stuff that you shouldn't be interested in, and hopefully just focus on the ones above that are related to music or maybe I would just retweet with a comment "Not something you should like" lol. Cya guys soon then, and hopefully by tomorrow I can keep up the holiday fever with posts from today up till next Monday. Don't worry, I have plenty to write it's just too much to do that's why I'm holding back haha bye

Sunday 4 August 2019

The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #31

I'm back!! Haha

Well, I didn't leave here anyways lol you don't see it anyways. But suffice it to say after fighting with myself (my body) for a whole week and practically doing nothing at home but sleep... and going to work for in the middle of the week with a splitting headache for some reason, this must be a wonderful week haha. Anyways, whatever fun is over (if any), and next week features a public holiday filled weekend lol, so let's end this week at least with me spending an overall of... I think I spent more time in front of my work laptop than this PC lol let's begin

I DID NOT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE FREE TO PLAY GAMES THAT I PLAY haha let's move on (#ModernDayProblems amirite)




アニメ Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san 2
"Damn it Nishikata, how did you get so strong?" Haha you should've found out about his exercise regime. Excuse me, Takagi regime haha
I'm like, how do you beat Takagi-san? Nishikata, just don't accept anything. Just don't, and you would have won her. *laughs* Again, that would have made an awful series, so here's another episode (#TakagiSanS204) of him losing haha. So yeah, firstly, it's arm-wrestling time! So once again if the above is not obvious enough, at this point Nishikata could be considered as RIPPED for a middle school student (lmao), so he clears the floor of male classmates with ease. That is, until Takagi-san decided it'll be fun to top his high score lol. I mean, it's not hard actually. Just either pretend that you cannot do it for long enough so that he laxes his grip and you strike, or just say something embarrasssing like holding a maiden's hand and you strike the moment he blushes. All very, very intuitive approaches to win over a guy who has plenty of ego up his whatever haha. (Not his heart you won't win BOOM haha) Next, everyone is thinking about being mature. Lightning probably struck Mina-chan again for her to think about the short passage of life lmao (but yeah Mina-chan seriously get an image change for a start because even the others look more mature than you), whatever new guys were introduced just to make Nishikata not feel too lonely asking that fat friend of his (Kimura if I'm not wrong) (sorry bro for the insult) but yeah, also not another thought, because coffee is not a measure of how matured you are. I drank coffee at a pretty young age and people have only told me my tastes are old-fashioned or bitter. "Shibui", they call it. So yeah, so much for drinking a week of coffee at home Nishikata, only to notice that the one serving in the vending machine (there's two btw you could've chosen the one not drawn so detailed lol) is way bitter than the ones you drank before and you also are dumb enough to think Takagi's facts were right to hold it in your mouth for better taste? Haha only liars can come up with this kind of nonsense. *laughs* (Trying to be matured here btw so...) Lastly, someone's bike did not come to school. We are of course talking about the bike of Takagi-san, and Nishikata intends to guess why she didn't bring it to school today. And yeah, Nishikata is probably right, but considering the Master Teaser she probably is capable of planning this on you already, so either way you will lose because the truth will never be in the answer. Yeah, only boring people like us will say the bikes' brakes aren't working and be done with it. Geniuses play a long draw since the day before, and then throwing you into a long route to school giving you plenty of time to think about your kid life (lol) and then letting you think you were duped the whole time only to find out that you were duped into another truth which isn't the primary one. *laughs* I must say, Takagi's IQ might be really too high for any of us to comprehend haha. Anyways, he lost, for even for a moment I forgot what was the second answer in which she hinted she said at the beginning, and to save you the effort of finding out, Takagi said she wanted to hold hands with him to go to school. Again, Takagi-san, that way of picking up this boy is not going to work. I don't think any of them are going to get laid this season, I'm pretty sure. *laughs* Lastly, loved that BGM the moment Nishikata stares at the coffee drink with the man face in it haha that's the best this episode
#FeelsBadMan
DON'T YOU EVER FEEL SORRY ABOUT THIS BULLY OF A GIRL haha
"Meitantei Nishikata" lol
(Yes I'm referencing Conan here that's the original title)
P.S. "This is... a girl's hand?" Haha *nods head multiple times* #DamnYouNishikata getting all the TV airtime fun we don't have
P.P.S. "I see... I've simply become too strong" He's like Aizen now lmao sorry for the BLEACH reference I just gotta
[You know what else is best this episode? This.]
I know this must come with her saying the skips, but you can imagine it hehe

アニメ Araburu Kisetsu no Otome-domo yo.
"Is that how Sugawara-san feels..." Haha yeah, yep, yes Izumi she just gotta explain her life story to you to get the one point across
Okay Sugawara I say this is ENTIRELY your fault for spilling the beans but thanks author once again because if she doesn't say it this will never hit that blockhead haha. In this new episode (#AraOto05) of cries and laughter, if "TOMO YO" doesn't symbolise friendship in real life I don't know what will haha. Anyways, story first. Firstly, it's Sugawara (still typed it wrong) (mistake not shown throughout the review for sanity purposes) and Izumi. Not that Kazusa saw it because she can only be worried about it so we might as well leave her be (it's like, a scene of her self-thought every episode keeping this series going tbh haha) so let's talk about whatever they talked about instead. Sugawara revealed her past on Izumi, talking about her kid theatre days, there's this director who likes kids a lot (yes technically a pedophile but no since he doesn't "esuibatsu" lmao) (Episode 2 please haha) and in particular Niina-chan as a kid (too cute haha) (again, must be toxic in this fictional Japan, all those jealous af kids) so he decided to cultivate her to be an outstanding actress. Like yeah, with all his effort, as all he sees... is in the kid's beauty. That's it. Makes you wonder if such purity of attraction exists (I'm about to find out haha give a couple more years and I'll be illegal to like kids lmao), but yeah, in Sugawara's story, yes it exists. From her lesson, it was to remind Izumi (also of course leak to him the secret) that Kazusa is also a girl, and to say anything completely flat out without going through your head is... going to make things awkward any way you say it. So I sure hope Izumi learnt his lesson. Also, sorry Kazusa in advance because your classmate ratted it out on you lol. That you like your childhood friend. *laughs* (Also, what is with fingers on a bowling ball handle? Haha) Next up, it's Mo-chin. And contrary to what I mentioned as we saw last week, instead of being the control group (having a pure romance) we might have an outlier. A serious one, this time round, but also as expected, is a guy who doesn't really care. It's as if he just wants a girl to go out with. That, in hand, will make Mo-chin even more so confused about boy-girl relationships, so yeah, thanks idiot. *laughs* (I'm not going to talk about paying the restaurant bill, but) Sugimoto appears to be fine in front of her, but then notice how much he changes when in messaging. If the subtitles didn't do much justice he sounds way more canny than he should have, talking to a female. Again, is it just me or do I behave like this too because I'm a male? *thinks* I may have to think about it when this happens next time haha. (Although I would argue I'm more feminine in expression compared to a male) (I put stickers and stuff lmao okay that depends on the platform WhatsApp sucks haha) (And yeah guys don't do the "haha" thing) Then, there's Hongou-san. Sitting on the teacher's car whizzing by, and doing all the weird sh*t I wish I could censor but this is not Seitokai Yakuindomo so it might still happen? Okay, one thing at a time. In search of the truth, Hongou-san still believes what the teacher says, and to be honest thus far? The teacher isn't wrong. Of course he's saying all that in chat just as a reference (he did state that he isn't interested in high school girls and she barely passes as one lol) (I agree haha), but it's still pissing her off as usual, but more of the point is she... is kind of clinging on him because she doesn't know of anyone else to consult this on. As a novice novel author whose manager is nothing but useless. So yeah, we might be in for a ride for a while with these two hehe. Last but not least, and you bet I have been waiting for this as a highlight and climax for this dull episode (was it dull though?) to end well: It's Sonezaki's reply to Amagi and his report. Of course, the farce here is she literally marked on his work lol, and then Amagi is just excited to read them all haha of course to read the end of it where he literally asked her out in writing and... good news, guys. He got laid. *applause* You did it, bro. You broke the zero record in this series already. Congratulations, man. *laughs* Of course he has reason to be excited, but as you might hear (literally) from the next episode preview where the students are going on a field trip, you will notice Amagi may not have the privilege to brag about his relationship with the Literature Club President. You know what? If I get to go out with someone and she's scared about telling the world about it I'll keep my mouth shut haha cya guys next episode (FIELD TRIP HYPE haha)
Me when only I got an "A" grade for Chinese in the whole class, no joke
(I mean, I have never been accepted by a girl, so... *sob*)
MFW I notice Sugimoto-kun is another one of the creep of the series so far
P.S. "Cruel and heartless words are fine." Oh you son of a bitch haha sorry Izumi I gotta say it
P.P.S. "Yes." *Sensei shifts his pedo glasses up* *Sensei shifts his lolicon sunglasses down* *laughs*
["Win-win" What? No, that's not how it works haha Kazusa you *looks at DomeKano* Oh. *laughs*]

アニメ Joshikousei no Mudazukai
"Well, it's not as amazing as that, though..." Wow she got topped by Robo real quick haha nice one Aki-chan
If.... *laughs* If... IF!! If the first part of every episode never left you to want to punch Tanaka in the face, you can stop watching this series because it is boring to you lmao. Ignoring the fact that production is literally ensuring that intro segment happens every week, in this week's new episode (#JoshiMuda05) if girls are your thing and guys aren't I'm sure you'll go along with the new transfer student lol. I would say "not classsifiable" would be applicable to you too, Lily-san, so shut the f**k up keep it down a bit, that attitude haha. Okay, it's a new girl, she voiced by (OMG I love this already she retweeted too many times this week) Satou Satomi-chan, and as you would have known, I have hardly heard of her in such a role. (Okay "Seitokai Yakuindomo" but) And you bet I'm filled up all the way up till my neck. Not in spots, no (haha), but man is the voice acting on this good. So yeah, Lily herself, she weird (the class determined it real quick) but it's not because she's like an onee-san or something, but she seems to have a phobia. Allergy, even. And from the looks of it, it might be the latter, for good or for worse. (I want to imagine the extent of jokes on this but I think I'll leave that alone haha poor girl) Anyways, she introduced herself real well, thought she could get away with sitting at the back of the class only to notice she sat with the dumbest, most unpredictable classmate of all time... we don't need to introduce her I've gotten quite enough of Episode 1 haha. So yeah, this episode is somewhat dedicated to Lily for her to you know, blend in with the class and get to know people. Firstly, targetting the weak social people so she can be friends with them. I wish I was a woman in another life in a girls' high school but... yeah. Then, be friends with the most popular girl in class. And in this case that will be Ninomae, and as we know a lot about her, this time around... I guess Lily-san may be thinking too much. But damn, haha. Then, helping people out if you can, and not all the time, unlike Ninomae. (Hey, if you need a reminder that Google removed "Don't be evil" from their company motto list...) In Lily's case, she helped out Loli kinda, in refreshing her mind about what it means to have kids. Eh... she probably got into a worse situation considering it involves Tanaka haha, but yeah she kinda got away with it for now maybe. Lastly, get helped so misunderstandings can be cleared. Which is mainly on why the heck Lily would be allergic to touching Tanaka even when she says she's only allergic to males. I guess testing with all male animal species may be unwise, so Robo did the smartest science thing by doing a psychological blind test, and if Tanaka touches her again and she's fine then it's psychological. It's not. I mean, it's not haha. She can feel a frog's hand from a mile away, this girl. *laughs* Aw man, with this episode going on and on, I have a feeling I'll like this series a lot haha. But man, is Satomi-chan's acting standing out even more than Rieri's from last week. (GOMEN! MAJI GOMEN!!) (And yes it's because they suppressed her good as Shichijou Aria... well not really lol) Okay, cannot praise more liao she's going to get allergic to my compliments lmao
[If I didn't end this review yet, it's because I would like to talk about the difference between "archer" and "acha" lmao this show is just too much]
Girls when I accidentally do a kabedon on them lol
That lean though
(Notice that pillar of tissue papers, by the way)
P.S. "She's not that different from me though?" Wow, Tanaka, how many reincarnations worth of leopard's courage have you consumed to be able to say that lmao (I want to say this in Chinese so bad but I'm not going back to those days lol)
P.P.S. For research purposes Tanaka has gotten hit by a tissue box 1 2 3 time(s) since this episode may continue monitoring for further occurences (lol) (on the other hand I should've counted how many times Lily screamed hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA)
[Yes that "please don't tease me" is NOT a reference to another Anime on this list. NOT, I say. *laughs* MORE GIFS!!! Okay maybe just one]
HER ACTING ON THIS EPISODE IS SO GOOD THOUGHHHHH
(Haha that face)
When you can see that 6th Dimension in which females can't lol
(Not see through mode btw haha)
[Oh shit I missed an image ah whatever I just want to make a joke on watching the argument between two idiots on the right or watching Akane undress on the left is better haha *looks at Akane* (and then you realise reading the manga that it's filler content dammit Anime]

音楽 This Week on Klassic Note
Well as you guys have known I didn't spend too much time listening to songs this week, so... Porno Graffitti's new single isn't impressive, and I think I did mention this in recent releases from them already, but yeah, not enough punch on their song structures, you know, making drastic changes to verses and choruses won't be making their resume good in any case to be honest. miwa's new single is... not released yet (two weeks from now) but the topic song is... I mean, she has changed a lot ever since she cut her hair. I miss her long hair now. Next week we'll finally get our hands on CHiCO with HoneyWorks new single as opening theme for Anime "Araoto", so that's good, been looking forward to that for quite a while. Hope it doesn't disappoint. Now I'm really starting to think if there will be anyone good to put on Top 20 this year lmao

On Twitter this week, TrySail released a new video for their music video collection which is chosen by fans, and... I mean, you can see it for yourself. It's super cute but you know, China because those Japanese chose a kung-fu song which I didn't give lol why. Natsukawa Shiina is coming up with a new EP end of September (yay Nan-chan) (summer too so I sure hope she'll make it a summer to remember hehe), they revealed the cover art for Asakura Momo's new single (what else am I going to report here? lol) and... you may want a listen to yucat's new song on YouTube. It's a recorded live performance and... you can like the song I'm fine haha




That's it. Note to self to also spellcheck last week's issue because... I didn't go to work so there aren't any lunch breaks to read through them lol. Cya guys next week then, and maybe then, MAYBE, I'll start doing up on a couple of those posts over the long weekend. I'll try. I want more time to make a better blog template because Blogger can't do responsive so I'm doing it myself somehow... you can try to play around with it if you aren't in mobile if you want. I'll refine this if I have time haha bye

The worst thing about a party is that everyone feels happy to be in it and I don't.

I'll try not to rant too much on this, but call me antisocial or whatever because I hate parties. Especially when it's a bunch of people being happy when I either don't have the mood to be in it or I just don't like it. And to this, I feel a sense of hatred. And this will likely never go away. From events I'm forced to be in, to whatever is blasting loud music in my neighborhood park every single morning... I will never relate. Is peace this hard to achieve for a simple person like me? Is it really too much to ask? Don't tell me to blend in my the way I will slit your throat haha

Sunday 28 July 2019

The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #30

I should just take MC tomorrow, huh.

I feel like if I say this I would get better to go work, but then I noticed I may have left a trace to allowing the company to file a lawsuit against me preparing for this, but hey, it's technically paid leave, so... I'm already kind enough to only take once so far this year haha

My head hurts so let's do this quick thank goodness I watched... one of these two early haha yep you might have remembered I have to work too




アニメ Araburu Kisetsu no Otome-domo yo.
"(High school girls) They are disgusting" Well, if you referring to this school besides the five of them, the yeah I would agree haha
In this new episode (#AraOto04) we... AMAGI GET F**KED YO~ *laughs* Also, if "guddobai" isn't the cutest thing you heard this episode, nothing will be. I guess everyone has a part this episode so let's talk about them. Firstly, Sonezaki. I mean, just look at her, literally. Besides that image change, she also thought that this wouldn't get her hated by the class, and it's a yes, but now it's literally got too much attention such that (1) Amagi is trying not to embarrass her further in class than he has to to stay in class lol and (2) that one gal wants to be friends with her. Of course we are referencing to the one time she said something and Sonezaki didn't really retort on (I guess this will be for a future episode), but suffice it to say that Sonezaki, as literary as she is, wants Amagi to prove that his love for her is real. Hmm... I guess a 50-page report would do? *laughs* And yep, in the most obvious turnover possible, and really, because it's expected drama, the guy wrote it, it was crap, but it's pages of him saying she cute (you're not wrong there haha) and asking her out. What a guy haha I hope he didn't ask for help on this lol. So yeah, what will Sonezaki's answer be? We shall see. Next up, we can finally talk about the one girl who got left out real quick after doing the "tomo yo" thing with Kazusa... it's Momoko. Yes, Mo-chin, as we call her. She tells Sugawara that... because I guessed that she might be the control group, she has never been in love before. No one, literally no guy in her life has ever appeared before to tell her about love. So yeah, she worries about even giving advice to Kazusa who right now is just crazy fantasizing alone there (haha more on that later) but too bad because she won't have time to be alone now, because the one guy in the same tuition class who met her while transferring schools as a kid literally told her about his feelings. Hey, not that love must be immediate, so they became friends. How you know? Exchange LINE numbers, that's how. *laughs* So yeah, she also ended up sinking into (lol) the feelings that Kazusa pretty much does, but they seek out the books for answers. Well, still better than YouTube videos lol but I would argue Sugawara has been right about love so far. Well, not until she was seen with Izumi, which brings us to our next victim lol. Kazusa... she is stuck. Stuck good and well, in a pothole of wild imagination on whatever will happen to the childhood friend, and it's no longer just taking care of his lunch or whatever. But she is trying to get out of it. Books may or may not give her the right answers, and that's why I say ask people in real life. Reality, man. Which brings us to what Hongo-san wants lol. I guess her ultimate motive is to write the novel she wanted to represent love on, but turns out hanging out with the advisor/teacher/internet friend may be better. I wouldn't know if he has experience or not, but considering he's some adult already, and thinking that this girl is impersonating a middle aged dude online... well, he's got more experience than me, that's for sure. *laughs* And honestly, if Hongo-san continues on like this and this turns out to be a mess, I'm going to enjoy this dark horse of a romance story, I'll tell you first. All in all, plenty to absorb in one episode, but I can see Mo-chin's potential in this one. Again making predictions, but I want her story to be the sweetest. Well, not really out of a Shoujo manga kind I don't mind, but make it pure. And no "esuibatsu" please; I'm not going to imagine her (or even anyone here) getting pounded haha. As mentioned once again, the author might be setting out to make these references a way to talk about romance in real life. And that's good enough.
[MVP MO-CHIN BTW YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM PUTTING THUMBNAILS OF HER!!! *laughs*]
Is this what she looks like if I sang weird songs in a karaoke in front of Asakura Momo? lol
I'll write 50 pages worth of "kawaii" for you, Mo-chin.
P.S. I... think that means he won't jerk off to you lmao Kazusa you poor girl you still got chance though if you get what I mean haha (joke is he will still do you just not what he did in Episode 1 they are two different things btw)
P.P.S. I mean, sensei, if they are hard and dry you can just pound them meats until they soft and wet- Okay I may have said too much lmao
[Kazusa GIF because it's funny haha]
Since Izumi shaking her head didn't work she decided to do it herself lol
TL;DR I want to be the guy friend who sings Yoru no Honki Dance's "fuckin' so tired" in front of a bunch of virgins lmao #LifeGoals

アニメ Joshikousei no Mudazukai
"I really don't give a damn about your miracle" Man, this burn on Tanaka how did she appear unscathed every episode? lol
Wow Ninomae-san, you make every kid in the universe have to reflect on why they skip their exams when you went to it in that manner haha. In this new episode (#JoshiMuda04) yes we have caught up, but not on the jokes to be honest haha. "If it's between Tanaka-san and shoelaces I'll still like shoelaces more" Wow, my opinion of that idiot in a nutshell, by the way. *laughs* Hmm it seems like it's all over the place again, so let's talk about whatever links to the one person, and that is Ninomae Kanade, or Majime as they call her by now. So yes, Ninomae-san, we now know what she is interested in. It was hinted in previous episodes so be like Tanaka or even Wota (I just forgot her name lol) but it turns out to be Robo, or Saginomiya. It turns out that she is somewhat of a genius, and it takes a lot to be her friend. I mean, look at her selection of friends. *laughs* Ninomae wants to be friends with her I guess, but maybe it's just socially awkward for her or she doesn't have that chance to interact with her, so she can only watch in a corner whilst many girls flaunt over her for some reason. #PopularGirlProblems, I guess. *laughs* Anyways, Ninomae thought it was wise to learn from the one girl she couldn't believe would be Saginomiya's friend, and that is Tanaka. But yeah, since this idiot is too volatile and is practically unpredictable (I have a feeling I'm saying this every week already), Ninomae probably didn't get anything out of it, to be honest. I mean, just from like a test, Tanaka has already proven herself to be mindblowing to all of us already, even more than Ninomae. And yes, Saginomiya didn't give a damn, she only sometimes laugh at that idiot (very rarely even), and is harbouring her own fantasies somehow not mentioned in this episode on whatever came out of her last episode lmao, but suffice it to say it takes a genius to understand a genius, isn't it? Not really, as an opportunity presents to Ninomae to perform. And in case you wonder how you can avoid drenching yourself in the rain while still being able to lend your umbrella to the girl you admire who cannot wait three minutes for the rain to stop... the answer is already in the statement I just made. You can wait, can't you? So, you wait. Lend her the umbrella and say you can wait. That's it. *laughs* Not that you'll be any cooler otherwise (pun intended), but all this is kind of reminiscent on behaviour in front of people you admire, I guess. And then there's the Yamamoto thing which is probably what normally represents of all the girls who admire Ninomae just that this one is dere but in the "I'm in the Darkness" kind of way lol. To end this, FUCK YOU TANAKA because you technically bullied three people in one episode today including a kid!? *gets punched by Akane* (I remember her name now) Ah, you wish Tanaka will be absent from school but even The Plague can't kill her so whatever lol
How to make all the girls like you, as a girl lol
This is so wholesome I can't even
P.S. "I had a dream about going to school, but I thought it was unreasonable to go to school both in my dreams and reality, so..." Wow, so if I dream about work can I tell my boss I can't go or it'll cause a time paradox? lmao
P.P.S. Hearing you all episode is a joy, Takahashi "Majime" Rie. Never stop being (popular and) awesome haha just... slow down a bit it was hard to catch up lol

音楽 This Week on Klassic Note
Let's be quick and straight to the point. I feel compelled to give Anime "JoshiMuda" theme songs single especially on the opening theme since... the bridge part wasn't good (the lyrics are just like "What about tomorrow? What about tomorrow?" kind of shit lol) but hey, again, part of the Anime experience so why not, yeah? Coalamode's new mini-album got to some conclusion this week too, so I'm giving a couple of songs I guess. Hey, it left quite an impression to make me want to write lyric Tweets in two languages, man. It must be a good song lol. I'm still thinking how to give Iwasaki Ai's new song, and... man it has been some time listening to Takebuchi Kei and her new single is... well she might have been better than the average English singer lol. I mean, so hear it for yourself and you tell me if it's good.

Porno Graffitti's new single releases next week which I have mentioned on hearing the preview, and on Twitter, miwa's new single is close to releasing on August revealing a music video preview, Fuchigami Mai is back with another single due August if I think I haven't gotten enoguh of giving that cat song early this year lol, and I hope you know of the FUJI ROCK FESTIVAL live broadcasts on YouTube and that ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION was on live yesterday afternoon. Well, I missed most of it when I saw the Tweet so... you can just rewind back, yes? It's YouTube after all haha
(*All Twitter news mentioned are sourced from their original Tweets available on the Like page of @KlassicNote)




I guess that's it then. A reminder that Takagi-san will be on the next issue instead of adding on like last week, so don't come back again if you seen these idiots above already lol. Right now looking at Futon-chan (Tachibana Haru) and her Periscope live talking about her... last comiket photobook? Well, if you don't get anything above because you not otaku level (lol) it's just a cosplayer popular enough to release a photobook which is cheaper and possibly better than all photobooks (all 5 of them) I bought thus far because it has swimsuits. Yes! She won already, this girl haha. Of course I can't go there to play (there's like a gacha segment to roll for limited prizes too), so I'll wait for after two weeks later to be online and I'll be sure to get it and talk about her more here. Meanwhile, allow me to excuse myself while I take an early sleep for I have already slept all day to make sure I go see the doctor tomorrow lol. Must be the workload lol haha they should've known to not pressure me when I only take a low pay haha bye

P.S. There's a retweet campaign too I can't tell you how much I want to tweet about what's on my desk but I didn't... follow... her haha again, it doesn't matter because I'll spend the money anyways, and this time around... O-KI-NA-WA-O-KI-NA-WA *laughs*

Friday 26 July 2019

The Dream Fragment 20190726

Hey, I'm back. This time around we might have gotten back to someone familiar. Don't ask me why, it might be some coincidence, she's already married too recently, and I probably was thinking of her before I drifted into Dreamland... It's Taketatsu Ayana (Ayachi from here on). Yeah. It's her.

Story goes that I guess my family knows of her to be able to get in contact with her in person. Okay, not as a fan, but personally, like, my dad knows her dad kind of thing. Whatever it is, the plan was to let Ayachi get like a phone card so my dad (yep) can call her from here (again, it's Singapore) so yeah, this part was us trying it out, my family over here at home. My dad passed the phone as soon as it connected to my sis and he left for his room while we were all outside in the living room. It sure was weird, to be honest. I'm pretty sure the other side was speaking in barely English (sorry Ayachi I don't even know if it's you on the other side of the phone lol) and we here are just amazed at this, of course, citing me to be able to converse with her better considering none of my family members can even understand Japanese.

(Of course I didn't manage to like, get the phone to myself or whatever. As usual my guts even in my dreams prevent me from having a good time lol)

A quick cut to me on a computer, I think, remoting into someone else's computer which I believe, looks like some Ayachi playing games because what else could I be getting considering I got contact numbers of her already? (You know, dream problems) Turns out it's real weird, the chat asked about who I am, I asked if they know of Ayachi lol. So yeah, maybe my brain is taking this a little too far...

To end this, I think the overall objective for my dream was probably to play games with her or something along those lines, because I'm still feeling it now, to be honest. Whether all these made sense or not, I'll leave it up to you. Remember, the last time I dreamt of her I f**ked her good lmao

For references, remote desktop connections are probably from work because I'm thinking of those too much, the game night just be because of the recent Grand Theft Auto Online update, and I think I just want a Japanese friend. No really, the vagueness of Ayachi in the dream already makes this somewhat weird to even post here, honestly.

If I remember more next time I'll do this again. Now I gotta go to work TGIF everyone haha okay bye

Monday 22 July 2019

Too bad, ambivalence is bliss. At least it'll keep us away from insanity.

Not that I'm referencing some arson of an animation studio, but yeah, sometimes when you go too deep that is what happens, and obsession becomes sanity. Not what actually happened, but it might be the case too. You know, those "for the love of something you gotta destroy it" or whatever. Hey, what do I know about cults. I only want to write a story in APoL haha we are far from that btw

The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #29 - Anime Extra

Well, I guess it's Monday then. The Dark Soul forced me to finish this today lol

And yes, it has been a while. Welcome back to another Anime Extra, where we try to pick up whatever we missed last week and not have to wait until the following week to watch them. Sadly this will be the only one this Anime season because from next issue I'll shift Takagi-san to a week late ie. this weekend you won't hear of it until the following week. Yeah, Takgi-san, you hear that? I'm not going to lose to you just because you tell me to watch the Anime. I'll lose to you in scissors paper stone though man that new mobile app is the best game ever haha more on that later




アニメ Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san 2
"Damn you, Takagi-san. Teasing me as soon as we meet up?" Ah that's called flirting you idiot lmao
To be honest the only salvation to this show about getting screwed by a middle schooler is the victim's imagination ie. Nishikata haha thanks bro I owe you a lot lol. In this new episode (#TakagiSanS203) if you're alone in anywhere with a girl... you shouldn't want to end it fast. *laughs* Ah, my youth lmao. Anyways, Nishikata blah blah whatever, let's start with some more funny stories haha. Firstly, a trip to the candy store. Well, not like Takagi would know (Nishikata you idiot), but yeah, it's also April Fool's Day then. Not that we will get fooled because clearly the joke was done like, 3 months ago, but suffice it to say that Nishikata thought that bringing a girl to an empty location would be fun. Again, young boy, that is not how you treat a girl. You want to grow up? Be more like a gentleman. *laughs* Anyways, the store is open by the way haha (guess the old man didn't want to rest that day), so the couple get to have some sweets, probably from most of Nishikata's monthly allowance because he loses all the time lol. And since Takagi found him out, she decided to be honest on the day of lies, and encouraged Nishikata to do so. And that is when she know she can ask some questions she can never ask normally haha. Man, she really is smart, this girl. *laughs* I guess the most important question is asking if he wants to still sit beside her, and... I mean he won't say no, but I'll say yes. Notice the differences btw one is said by an idiot lol. They later also joined the cherry blossom viewing session with the other girls, so that's kinda fun hearing them talk about life. Man, it's so real I can't even. (Again, if you didn't anticipate Mina-chan's face at the other end of the bikini shot you are dumber than Nishikata lol) Lastly, it's about going up the ranks. You know there can only be that many years we can talk about this series, so yeah, Takagi-san's grown older. *laughs* As for Nishikata... I guess he's still as childish as ever. Never thought I'll use this word to describe him, but here we are. So yeah, dropping honorifics isn't much of a thing here since we only use them in formal language, but in Japan it's quite important. It's a matter of respect versus politeness, and they are still different than being insulting. So yeah, I would never get used to the boy dropping honorifics since... the... title... haha but yeah Takagi-san if you want to call your dear boy Nishikata I wouldn't stop you lmao. And I think I can say this again just like season 1 (of not 100% Kataomoi lol) that: Just be boring, and Takagi will leave you alone. Be serious and focus on your studies, and you'll be a good citizen someday. Be rude, so Takagi will be thrown off and be scared of the real you lmao. Yeah, just describing myself btw haha cya guys next week I can talk about Kyunko every week lmao
YOU F**KED THIS YEAR TOO YO NISHIKATA haha
(That's their seating arrangements btw)
Petitioning for "Karakai Jouzu no Nishikata-kun" because this is actually fun to watch hehe
P.S. "Let's talk normally, since we're alone together" How to pick up a guy 101 lmao why am I learning this from a girl haha
P.P.S. Once again proving, with this episode, that Nishikata is a "too-pure-pure boy" haha I can't stop making that Kannagi reference I'm sorry
[Another GIF because Mina-chan's reactions in this series are the best haha Takagi if the above petition gets passed lol]
Troll level max out, this one
MFW I have to be smug about something which is never haha

アニメ Joshikousei no Mudazukai
"You're the only one (woman) who is sulking over not having a chest full of hair" Yeah, it's kinda amazing, that idiot haha
So yeah, we're back for another episode. I just need to take a while to take it all in. Last episode, I mean. That doesn't mean this one wouldn't be better haha. (I mean, what's with the GoPro-like setup in the intro?) Hey author (or Bino-sensei), if you think something is amazing and we think it's not, please give it to Tanaka so that we don't all go crazy and make sure Akane gets a shot at shitting on it too lmao. Man, this show in a nutshell haha. This episode (#JoshiMuda03) we talk about someone's grandma. *laughs* Man, even the obaa-chan had to go along with that idiot and do the tsukkomi stuff haha everyone is tired in this show because of her. Not Loli, by the way. Didn't expect an episode on her though, because you know, I don't really like people who look like kids. *laughs* Okay, hear me out. But then again it's not about that you can't tell a story with things I dislike, so I guess we are here to know more about her. Sadly, through the eyes of the trio. The duo is fine, just burn whoever that idiot is, please? Anyways, story. We hear a heartwarming story about Loli (well Saku-chan is not cute enough so the nickname will do haha) and her grandma, it seems, and yeah, it's more than just her being a little girl. I mean, it's high school life already, but this kid is somehow still stuck in elementary school, maybe out of love for the elderly, but maybe because it's to keep up an image which, even now, is sticking with her and probably affecting her lifestyle in general. (I mean, don't sound vulgar and you'll be loved even if it's just the loli lol) Hey, I wouldn't say that's how you get bullied in school, but this is a girls' school and people in Anime "Sangatsu no Lion" or "Demi-chan" don't exist (lol sorry for the lack of descriptions but you can guess who they are in person from context here), so at least she won't be insulted because of her physique. Then again, there's Tanaka nearby ready to fire those shots as soon as she sees her, even if it's just in a supermarket outside of town lol. Trying not to be tempted by toys and/or sweets, Loli barely escaped the clutches of Evil Boss Tanaka only to realise she ended up buying a box of chocolate. Yeah, only one, mom, only one. *laughs* (And that's why they shouldn't sell those in boxes you're already causing trouble for parents lol) Surprisingly, the grandma didn't get disappointed but instead made some hamburger using tofu, in case you don't know how vegetarian meat is made nowadays. (Goddamn that lever thing on Tanaka was a highlight to say the least) Fast forward to a day with gym class, and Loli forgot to bring her clothes. So doing the most matured thing ever, she... waited for her grandma to bring her asked for one from the students in the nearby class, making the old woman relieved that she might have just grown up. In return, she had a conversation with that idiot and also told us the story behind her and the grandmother: She was staying with her because her parents were migrating to Germany. Yeah, great way to leave your kid behind, idiot parents. Not talking about you, Tanaka. *laughs* All in all, didn't expect a touching story here (you bet I teared up), but I hope these kinds of stories don't last long really I need things like Aki-chan sounding erotic and making weird noises in the bathroom not sad knees-cannot-bend tales HAHAHAHAHAHA (there are 2 references for this in this very show now lmao) this show is so screwed already even at three episodes someone piggyback me to the final episode please
[SORRY NOT SORRY LOLI BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING THUMBNAILS THIS WEEK~]
MFW I have constipation and try to do it in the shitter lmao
I want some comforting girl's chest to cuddle when I'm scared I don't care if it's hairy lol
P.S. "... Your house is going to be the only place that Santa won't visit this year!" O...kay, kido, we know you love old people haha
P.P.S. OKAY NOW I WANT TO HEAR TOMACCHAN DO MATH PLEASE MAKE HER DO IT lmao and I'm not talking about the multiplication time tables btw *looks at Minase Inori*
[I like how Loli is crying on the streets because she childish af but she still has to make her way home realising that she is too old to stand there and cry all day lol]




Okay I'm done laughing at these idiots haha maybe I'm the sadist laughing at these imbeciles and enjoying my elitist life. *sips on Starbucks cold brew* Ah, my headache is going away already, slowly but surely. Cya guys next time then, and hopefully by then.... you will come back for an extra post this week. If I don't post one before Sunday this week then you lose haha bye gotta go lose to Takagi-san at rock paper scissors

P.S. It's a mobile app, and all you do is to play against a randomised AI. No joke, hints will not change the random outcome, I promise. I played the whole afternoon at work already. *laughs* And it has a gacha and it's filled with in-app purchases. Good luck someone unlocking the AR photo shoot mode by "losing" 20 times in a row haha they knew this was coming now it's time to earn all the money back "What, how do you think the 2nd season got lit?" haha