Thursday 12 November 2020

The Taste of Forbidden Fruit: What Otakus Actually Buy In Japan Part 4

I would like to effective call this post "Twelfth Book Worth of Photos" but you know, we have a bigger problem to worry about lol

It's not clickbait, I promise you, and it's technically true. "Forbidden", provided it can still clear customs lol I did not think of that haha but hey, it did arrive so let's talk about it. Of course, that is only part of the story, and as the monthly package for the month of October 2020 has arrived if you have read the Klassic Note Review two days ago, yes, this is the follow-up post because I still have to work... yesterday haha okay let's talk about not work




Haru Tachibana x Yuji Fukushima Photo Exhibition Official Catalog
Itou Mayuki 2021 Calendar
ORESAMA - Gimmme!
Ueda Reina - Literature

As you can see, we have CDs, we have photobooks yet again (technically not because the title says catalog) which will be the bulk of this post probably because that calendar... I can't show too much haha you'll know why, you'll know. But now that I've seen it all... maybe the CDs are the ones that won't get age gated haha uh oh what have I done...!! (Is that why I split them? Haha deja vu)

Yeah the photos the deliveryman and my dad showed me were so small, this box, compared to when I saw it on my bed haha

As usual, a lot of padding lol what is with the box flaps

Ooooo I know this one haha we've talked about it in my previous post

Wow, so thin
(*imagines money fly away from pocket*)

So, so thin...
(haha)

Her smiling brings a joy to my face, as much as I feel like I'm being scammed lol


写真集 Haru Tachibana x Yuji Fukushima Photo Exhibition Official Catalog
This is very alluring for her age, I'll say that
Let's talk about what I bought and also came first (lol sex joke), because Tachibana Haru's recent photobook collaboration with a famous photographer Fukushima Yuuji (feel free to look it up, I don't know the guy lol), who so far as I have researched, is probably a hired photographer, but is then a couple of months ago, doing a gallery of photos he took of women... in very scantily clad clothing. Yeah, even Futon-chan with this book too. So, I guess I should warn you, that I will intentionally censor some of these images if I do so please, so you can watch without having the guilt of- Did she even wore anything underneath? *laughs*

Hey, I know this! She posted it on her Twitter
(And coincidentally will be tomorrow's wallpaper on my phone)
(The digital one)

One strong point about this photo shoot is showing off how freckled her face is.
(Honesty, just how I like it)

Yeah I put it in front for the jokes, but man, remember that photobook?

Uh oh.
(*giggles*)

Oh?
(Haha lol me)

This must be the best shot in the book, this close-up.

Hanazawa Kana, is that you?
(No really, compare this to her photobook before she got married)

Okay thanks for making us remember that the world was on fire when this book was out

OMIGOD!!!!~
(Hands stretched on top of your head, please)

You're telling me I can do anything to her??
*pulls hands away from own crotch*

She's wet haha I think I made that joke before
(Yes the white portion is where the porno is lol)

Excuse me while I, uh...

...Take a load off my work stress, I'm gonna...
(haha okay me)

Somehow her and water go very well

I mean, look at this- Did she even wear anything underneath?
*gasp*

Wait is that a nip-

Wow, that was quite a book, wasn't it? I'm s...sweating more than I should normally than the 10 photobooks I've reviewed from last year *wipes sweat* haha ugh I thought I could come up with a stark contrast comparison from this to the other thing I'll be mentioning here but you got me, Futon-chan. My initial impression though, for picking up this forbidden fruit, is actually to show my support for her after even so long, as much as I have stopped on reviewing photobooks, this is probably the one and only occasion I will do it again because of the circumstances (collaboration with a photographer, and hopefully she will get more soon tbh), and also because she has her own fanclub now. I promise you, I'll have to pay waaaay more than what I paid for Minase Inori's fanclub for a year if I were to sign up so... yeah. Until next time, Futon-chan. Oh also, this is a limited edition photobook only for the promotion of the gallery event so you won't find any of these out there... anymore haha unless you know auction sites

Let's move on with the unboxing, shall we? I promised more the last time I reviewed these which is like two days ago lol

This is THE BEST stylised logo for JASRAC ever I promise you haha
(FYI, are the ones in Japan in charge of music copyright; You see them most often at lyrics sites, the Japanese ones)

In case you don't know of the duo Pon-chan yet... haha

Ah, this. I talked about it in the review.

You can refer to the Review again, but yeah, there are two events within the same day which are (1) talk event which one can only apply by mailing back the attached form within 2 weeks of release which I missed, and (2) the online signing event which, you guessed it, can be applied online. So yes, yoroshiku desu, Reina-chan, on the 22nd. I'm totally going to enjoy this btw hehe

I saw this and I'm like where's the end of the "ra" going to lol

Yeah this pretty much sums up my October of 2020 just these two singles and not believing that I fell in love with Ueda Reina haha

Okay okay, before I proceed, hear me out. As with all the other years, I thought of finding a calendar for next year as I've done all these years, and as of October as I was searching for people I know and their calendars if there are any... I'm afraid to say even now, I have not found any candidates. (Follow-up post will be included in the actual calendar review happening likely start of next year) (Again, this is still October) So screw that, I said, and I tried out a daring attempt in... shipping rated goods haha so I went for Itou Mayuki 2021 Calendar which is available on like, Amazon Japan (under a warning page, of course) so Mayuki-chan you're welcome lmao this is going to be the only time I'll give you money probably haha. This, is also a wall calendar, but it's also, in a nutshell, something I probably cannot hang in my room because my parents will talk about it. *laughs* Hey, my dad did talk about the cute girl on my desk ie. that photo frame, but this one will see them burning my room. *laughs* Yes, it's that bad. I'll try to show some of the images, but yeah, remember Douki-chan manga? If it's anything worse than that I'll make sure to Photoshop them before I post so LET'S GO EYES CLOSED HEAD FIRST haha (yeah as in dickhead sure whatever lol)

See how this long tube compares to the size of my bed and you can guess how BIG this actually is

It's very, VERY big
(G cup, by the way)
(Don't zoom in to the top right too, by the way)

Ah-

WOAH WOAH OKAY WE REALLY CANNOT SHOW THIS haha I'll... see how I can pull it off on the actual calendar review lmao. And if you didn't zoom in on the cover, this is also what I saw... after I added into my cart on Amazon Japan. Yeah, it has nudity in it, totally. Not going to censor anything but YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I'll still blur them though Douki-chan is probably healthier than this in content level imo




To end this on a... calmer note haha (*fap*) (yeah we guys call it refractory period lmao), and as you should have known if you have followed my adventures in Entertainment News, I have found a replacement for this if... I haven't burnt enough money and this falls through lol so yes, Minase Inori's fanclub only desk calendar for next year. Yep, you can't hang that on the wall. *laughs* Yes, Itou Mayuki here is totally a meme purchase. You can say I literally bought this because of this post. But serious talk though? She's a great individual lmao okay don't go searching for her I will get sued by your parents haha.  Cya guys next time then, and hopefully by then... uh, sorry to say but, we're not done with this year lol well upcoming for now tentatively will be Inorin's calendar for 2021, that autograph of Ueda Reina I'll be glad to ship here lol, and (sorry Mocho for not your tour postcards but) Toyota Moe's livestream series event goods. Yes, these bromide photos will probably shoot her to top spot lmao I think I need to go buy another photo album. Until next time, guys, and don't go jerking off to this blog post, okay? Please, just... don't

P.S. In case there are people out there believing what I said was not a joke, dear Futon-chan probably was wearing protection upon her (already flat) chest. If you don't know why, then you should have wondered if her mother even allowed her to do nudity for anything. Also, I trust that she won't. Also also, you can't see anything close to one; Just take my word for it. I'm done explaining haha night