The Entertainment News '23 Issue #46

Well, long weekend, might as well enjoy Sunday first before I sleep for the whole of Monday haha I won't life is short I can't just sleep and feel tired all day *dabs*

Hey, welcome back, hope you are not deterred by my new story about the one and only Mommy Mikako (lmao) because damn, I should stop writing stories like these. I know right? Just write stuff like dating the TrySail girls or hanging out with Rieri, that's more fun. *giggles* Speaking of which, Rieri as my desktop wallpaper is *chef's kiss*, I had a great dinner yesterday and lunch earlier on, so I'm ready for more Anime and music...? Trust me I tried, music isn't sticking onto me at this time of year. Also next week is going to be a blast so I might as well take a break for that.

So many things happening next week though, but let's wrap up this week with more stuff I would like to talk to others but no one cares so I'm here! Been doing that for so long already, it seems.

アニメ Kimi no Koto ga Daidaidaidaidaisuki na Hyakunin no Kanojo

"I'm one rank above you at 87th, okay??" Little does Karane-chan know that she is the closest to Rentarou in grades so she wins *dabs*

Man, imagine your exam results put on display in school. You can just be rejected by your crush all because she saw how bad your grades were. *cringe* Anyways, Rentarou might not be the smartest guy out there but in this new episode (#Hyakkano05) I'm pretty sure we know who is the smartest. It's the author- It's our new girl and soulmate for our boi! *giggles* She's called Eiai-san and boy did it take me way too long to figure out that word pun (if you don't get it so far just ask ChatGPT, they'll help) (haha), but to figure this girl out won't take you any time at all. See, she is all about efficiency, so this is what we call a "machine". *laughs* I don't want to query on her backstory because damn she sounds like she is locked up with a mom who told her to take over her identity by 16 lol that's an Anime "F ni Naru" reference don't look too hard into that Eiai-san I don't think you watch Anime anyways *dabs* GOTTEM, it looks like our new girl here is less than interested in being distracted for anything in her life right now besides studying. I mean, she won't confess to us, right? We can just leave her as is? Yeah, one less girlfriend to introduce to the others, she also won't die since she didn't confess in the first place? Let's just, uh... leave her alone, eh? Haha not if we let Rentarou talk to this poor girl. *giggles* But even in the biology class where they had to look into a microscope and she rather just fill in the assignment and be done with it, still did not understand why waste time in class to not do what the teacher expects you, to gain your own experience of the subject. Heck, then what is she going to do for the rest of the period? Do homework? Well, lick Rentarou's finger I guess. *laughs* I know right, this is more efficient than going to the doctor's office to get a band-aid? *laughs* So wait, we just had to optimize her actions for sensual interactions- Yeah so she HAS to lay down on all fours? I might have to put in as much effort as Rentarou for this one. *laughs* Just as Eiai-san here did to memorize the digits of Pi I guess if you don't know what that is let's just say it's an never-ending number (of a supposed math constant determining the whole of trigonometry) still in calculation of its decimal points today, but turns out, she has not forgotten what godly thing she did to a finger from some guy in class that day. *laughs* (Not a porno, by the way) And then she what, realized that even if she recites the value of Pi until the latest number that has been discovered or even if she finds it out herself lol that is not that easy by the way... Rentarou will still occupy some place in her brain. So, just as any sensible woman will do (that is MOST DEFINITELY not how this works no one likes me) (lol *sob*) is to then give up on being distracted by a man's affections and just, you know, confess to him. And get him to reject you. The perfect plan. Sadly, Eiai-san here doesn't have prior knowledge that this guy can NOT reject you, so yeah, instead of going head to head on a girl who doesn't feel the meaning of life, he instead chose to help her understand that feeling, with a trip to the amusement park. It took me until the ferris wheel to realize what is up apart from all the meaningless dialogue all this while (lmao gottem again), that, the easiest way to expose this robot as a human (haha) is to find her weakness. And apparently it's heights. And if holding her hand calms her down, then all is well- Oh, a kiss is needed too? Sure, why not my girls had their fill. *laughs* All in all... I'm not as great of a man as Rentarou would EVER. Is this what will happen if you confessed and got rejected a hundred times? Not in the age and position to do that anymore but *laughs* If that's how the world works now, I'm glad if anyone, yes I mean even you, me, would remind ourselves of what it means to have meaning in life. I'm just surprised it took Nano-chan *wink* here this long to figure out. *giggles* Next up though haha even the narrator is more excited than me second being Hakari, we have a pool episode at this time of year though, so I'm pretty sure summer hasn't ended just yet. Stick with me, will ya? Oh, you rather stick by Rentarou's side? Understandable haha

[TL:DR; "I came here today to put an end to this love" YO NANO-CHAN this love will NEVER end according to the Lord himself did you even see Rentarou's girl no.26? *laughs*]

This is me dealing with all the voice actress social media posts btw
(Hehe pls Naganawa Maria you need personal social)

Not a porno btw
(Haha)

P.S. "This beautiful girl is sucking on my-" WAIT WAIT ALRIGHT WAIT A MINUTE *laughs* (Finger, by the way) (Not a porno, by the way)

P.P.S. "I do not (want to not know you better); It would be meaningless" Oh boy all girls when I want to talk to them more huh can we not be too real please "Ghosts are highly unscientific, they do not exist" Haha SAME Eiai-san but heck, some people do claim they see it using their human senses so *shrugs*

[If you have been paying attention to the episode itself you would not have noticed Rentarou's dating outfit has a sling bag which says "LOVER" on it haha ok ok no dudes only girls]

Hakari with the pro strats here hehe nice I love the pool *wink*
(Only swimsuits, people)

Karane-chan thanks for not lying hehe

Shizuka-chan looking cute as always, nice
(lol)

NANO-CHAN I AM READY
(Haha for what)

アニメ Kanojo mo Kanojo

"That is definitely not the only option" Hey Naoya pot calling the kettle black you also just two-timed your girlfriend so *laughs*

Sorry about this but I'm still VERY SURPRISED why Milika-san can keep Naoya for this long and NOT just jack him off and put in him her- IN THIS NEW EPISODE OF THIS MESS OF A SERIES lol (#KanoKano18), I'll just call in the cops to report a kidnapping first, I guess. *laughs* More like, in this new episode where rich people can do whatever the f**k they want haha is this not a better reflection of reality in any way possible, and I've got lots to say about that (haha) so let's get to it! I'll try to keep it short but no promises there, just like how firstly, Milika can never promise Naoya she won't give up on trying to get him to fall in love with her. Well, both sides have their reasons, we know Naoya sure is bent on ensuring that no one else comes in between the only TWO girls he is in a relationship right now we cannot complicate things any further at this point lol can we not though? But heck, Milika-san is also just as tryhard as anyone else in this series. Even compared to Naoya. Even compared to Nagisa-chan as we have seen in the first season. Not Saki-chan though, she's just enjoying her life. *laughs* So yeah, instead of just, if we kill her (don't cancel me thanks, just an if) and that'll be the end of it lmao I am seriously joking about this part, or just beat her up to her senses even if she goes as far to show off her respectable body (hehe), maybe we let her do whatever she wants. Besides well, admitting that she is in a relationship with Naoya. Now wait a minute before you go as crazy as Saki-chan as they go back after Milika's mini birthday party in the middle of the night lol, this apparently has conditions. I don't know why that will make her give up because cue 5 months later when she still doesn't haha, but maybe then we can let her give up after rejecting her one last time. Says Naoya. *laughs* The lack of confidence is admirable you are already not making men respect you so why not sink in further haha gottem, but seriously though, I can't think of a better solution. It's more like because Milika-san here doesn't accept a rejection, and we just, be friends and do friend things somehow, since all those can be done anyways without being in a relationship. A satellite one, I would think. Yeah, isn't it though? The literal difference between what everyone is doing with Naoya now (including Shion lmao don't say it's not) and what Milika-san is trying to achieve, is just that this girl doesn't want to be rejected. *looks at Anime "Hyakkano"* Then yeah, we can just don't, with time you'll just accept the rejection yourself. *silence* I don't know if that's how it works seeing the latest volume of the original manga itself but *laughs* heck sure, I'll buy it. I can't think of a better solution that doesn't require law enforcement and/or the girls being at risk so uh... we'll take this status quo as of now, I still think Naoya may have made this more than possible considering now, EVERYONE is living at his place. Okay maybe not Risa-chan we need her to tell the parents later too about her sister. *laughs* Oh wait, technically the father knows right? *laughs* All in all... should've let your dad wipe your MeTube channel. Not like you can't call in to recover it anyways, why did Naoya even bother. *laughs* So Milika-san is just being annoying, now where have I seen that before... *giggles* And yeah Naoya even, he's the only one coming up with real solutions to everything that's screwed up about his life. *laughs* No really, try asking the Israeli government to come up with something better. You can't. *silence* Anyways haha world politics joke right there, but considering that everyone has lessons to learn from each other even to Shino-san too by the way, it really looks like this series can go anywhere but away from the firstly established status quo. Which is the two-timing thing, in case you forgot. *laughs* Not going to be as excited seeing Shino-san take the place of Milika-san though (lmao get it) but heck, might as well see them through. Through... whatever she is wearing below...? Haha damn this Anime keeps on giving I can't even

[TL:DR; "She might be doing stuff to him while he's asleep!" See, Saki-chan got my back haha she knows this is a thing too haha ah this is my next "Seitokai Yakuindomo" in terms of naughty jokes by the way in case you wonder]

I gotta say, thanks Saki-chan for the follow-up on this violence because we can't let Milika-san win at this, no way haha

This level of exposure from Milika-san I can't even
(*fap fap fap* haha ah)

P.S. "But you're starting to fall in love (with me), aren't you?" Yo Milika-san that is just being a man haha try me out if you don't believe that is true hehe gottem adios single me *dabs* "In that case, I will need to seduce you! We can talk it out after that" After WHAT?? *laughs* I'll be in your married hands, Taketatsu Ayana. *giggles*

P.P.S. "My body turns you on!" Oh woah wait wait Ayachi what are you even saying *giggles* "This body is the fruit of my efforts; It shows who I am better than anything else" Man, imagine everyone else in the recording studio be like, oh really? *laughs* Maybe this hits just a little too close to reality? *giggles* Why am I getting aroused lmao

[Okay I got more opinions about this series in general, and that's why I feel that what they promoted about this story at the start was about right, the idea of fresh ideas of a romance series. They challenged societal norms of two-timing and I would pretty much not encourage that even in an open Westernized culture lol, they have satellite relationships now, and we have that one tsundere we put her far away from the girls just to watch. *laughs* And that's why I'm glad watching this, I'm just happy I'm here for the journey because of the voice actress cast in the first place. *giggles* Alright less talk more girls]

What happened
(Can really see character types based on this)

What I'm more keen on
*thumbs up*

What happened
(This episode in a nutshell for everyone else haha)

What I'm more keen on
*thumbs up*

アニメ Under Ninja

"What are you supposed to be?" A cardboard box, bro. *laughs*

Yeah watch as the bullies just punch Kuro-san up in his cardboard box disguise. *laughs* In this new episode where Eita comes to the rescue to save himself from the bullies (#UnderNinja06) haha what? *laughs* Alright, we have quite a trip here to talk about and how are we only halfway through this series I don't know, but heck, let this be the next action series I'm invested in, and I'll tell you why. Firstly, the bullying. *laughs* Okay not that, we know Eita can't fight for sh*t but this is a good idea to not show face, I guess. Not like Kuro-san hid himself at any point, I would assume he just strolled into this while trying to find Eita to ask about the school director's location, so he might as well help this guy out anyways. It still hurts defending from a punch though, I speak from experience. *silence* Moving on haha, is when Kuro-san actually confronted the school director in the boiler room for some reason, when we saw him last time he basically threw a middle finger in front of them, then revealed he is some swordsman who will take the ninja down, only to realize who he is dealing with. Not just new tech, nor is it the new accessories Kuro-san would have gotten in the van with Katou-san like that shiruken or that AI-powered motorbike lol might as well just trash that already we don't have female ninja in this organization *wink*, but more importantly, that Escape satellite permission Kuro-san got from the higher-ups, whoever they are. What it physically is though now we know, it's literally just a beam which is powerful enough to stop opponents at their tracks, is very precise (because apparently it's not super precise as Katou has mentioned) at hitting their targets, and is not used by normal means. Which also means according to Hibi, that Kuro-san is really someone with authority and not to be messed around, which might bring him some trouble out of this incident itself, which also brings us to the next thing about checking his living conditions. We know that cat is going to play a part in the unpredictability of the happenings so far not gonna lie here since, as you have seen the backstory, we have weird brain transplant sh*t going on here too so that's kinda cringe actually, but also, a ninja has been dispatched to check Kuro-san's living quarters, revealing various defences in his furniture and nice neighbours to stay with, it drops your guard against them. Whether this means to reveal Kuro-san's stand in this abode says a lot of things, but I can still assume Kuro-san works for Katou-san here, right? Just that his Kumogakure family is a lot more... mysterious and powerful than one would expect? Yeah, we'll keep it at that first, we gotta beat up people at a yankee high school next, if the school's name isn't obvious enough. *laughs* All in all... well I would still say this is quite an Anime I've seen so far just this year alone. Maybe I should not drop this one after all, lest Kuro-san send Lightning Hibi to strike me down instead of an actual satellite. *giggles* MVP is the cat haha as long as they don't talk about their dark history *ugh*, and I can't wait for the reveal on that female ninja who scoured Kuro-san's place. What, we will never get to see what she looks like? Pity haha guess we have to live with Yamada-san and her... I don't know what you call that in English, "nose poop"? Hey I can't say that, me, this is a family series. *wink* We shall see why Suzuki is being attacked next week then, interesting story so far in my opinion.

I want to convince people to watch this, so here you go, cool action scene
*thumbs up*

Me when I slapped someone for the first time in my life
(Haha no joke, it hurts, Newton's 3rd Law at work)
(No it was someone's face, not rear-)

P.S. "She's the prettiest girl in school, but she's kinda... well just look at her" Haha this is too real I can't even *laughs*

P.P.S. "These (boxes) are mine." Alright Katou-san don't be too mad at me I'm sorry dad *laughs* "I was sleepy, so I left early" SAME DUDE haha I wish I was this carefree as Kuro-san lol

Kawado-san Sleeping: A Compilation
This is the life, dude. I have to lock the door to even do this *sigh*

Kawado-san Sleeping: A Compilation
FEET FOR FREE?? *sniff sniff* Haha

アニメ Houkago Shounen Hanako-kun

"I keep the effects of your curse to a minimum, and in exchange, you give me your labour" Okay does Kitou Akari have a curse on her that I can control? Just asking haha

Well considering this is getting a sequel just being a spin-off and the main is getting a second season at some point, I don't feel like watching this now but heck, this mini-series (#HanakoKunHoukago01) is only barely compiled to a full length episode so why not, right? In the number of short stories meant to pay tribute to our Lord and Saviour that is the Mokke haha alright me, we have a lot of them short stories of the world around this series about apparitions and everything in between, long before "Kyokou Suiri" had a chance to showcase itself. *giggles* Some of them are great, some are alright or just lame haha, but they all have the same purpose: To remind you of everything about this series, great or bad. It talked about main girl and now not human Yashiro Nene being cursed and Hanako here is barely keeping her alive, is just enjoying the fest of this girl coming to his living quarters in the school ie. the girls toilet (lmao) to clean up every day after school. We are also reminded of the Minamoto family and their exorcist powers meant to deal with things like Hanako but I promise you, we can't get rid of the main guy in the series not even you Teru-senpai haha, so Hanako will live to see another day for now. Yeah, wait till we prep Tiara-chan here when we get her into this high school in a decade's time, THEN we will strike. *giggles* Speaking of striking, I don't think this Mokke tribute mini-series (lol) is doing them any more favours besides making them dumber, as they go through interviews to audition as a new Seventh Wonder (considering some of them are dead as of now *OOF*), only care about candy, and LOVE to brainwash people out of habit haha, I don't think there is anything redeeming about them besides being a great mascot. Mascots, I'm sorry don't kill me with your heat. *laughs* Actually, kill me with your heat drop by my office desk anytime I could use some warmth while working in the North Pole. *laughs* On the bad guy's side though, I'm sure you would remember Tsukasa ie. Hanako's evil twin along with some other idiot I forgot his name trying to be friends with Mitsuba, and Sakura-chan easily the best girl as I recall pitting her against Yashiro in the thighs department and, uh... you tell me who won because someone definitely lost. *dabs* There's also the Halloween special though I'm sure at airtime it's already a few days behind lol, but heck why not right? Babu Nene-chan is cute. *giggles* (I didn't spell that wrongly by the way haha) All in all... alright, they have essentially captured what I liked about this series that isn't just the stories about the Wonders or screwed up is the drama in it. *silence* Anyways haha this is only half the spin-off series we are already promised another set... exactly a year from now lol, so meanwhile I will chill with the theme song in this hehe what a surprise Akarin is singing another Anime song (I know the lyrics are "bad" but repeating it makes it "erotic" lmao my brain just can't), and maybe not look forward too much to season two whenever it arrives. Remember, my impression of this series is still a mixed bag a couple of years ago. I'm just interested in why they decide to keep this one up.

Kids these days don't know what this physical media is, try me.
*laughs*

Kids these days when I ask them if they have CDs at home
(lol)

MFW I see more skin than cloth in a photobook review
(lmao nice)

P.S. "I think anything can be fun if you do it with someone you like" Oh, like s*x. *laughs* "But who other than Miyamoto-sensei could make my heart flutter so much that cleaning the toilet seems fun?" Hello Yashiro Nene allow me to introduce myself *dabs*

P.P.S. "We're cute. Soothing. Merchandisable. Earns money." THAT IS TOO REAL GUYS haha can we tone this down a bit though "Worship Mokke" Oh Mokke dear Lord one day I will get laid and make some woman give birth to a Mokke, dear liege. *laughs* Or candy, whichever joke is funnier haha ah hey I better start by getting one of these to make a shrine out of lol

Cute girls roundup!!
Aoi-chan is cute, yeah, sure. *laughs*

Cute girls roundup!!
Nene-chan doesn't like me *sob*

Cute girls roundup!!
Can you also round up the FBI outside my house too? *cringe*

音楽 This Week on Klassic Note

Let's see what I have given this week in a new week of new songs released that I will care about. *silence* I did give Hanazawa Kana's new single a listen and give the title song so let's not talk about it more, it really is barely passable in my opinion, we need fresher songs from her. I did also give a listen back to the songs from Anime "Attack on Titan" final season soundtrack to find the one song and not the latest final one released this week, so that's rad. Real long of an intro though, but not like we have never been there before, Ajikan did it too years ago. *shrugs* Thanks to a bunch of rock festival videos and I promised myself to listen to them even passively lol, I am giving another song from Chilli Beans. debut mini-album so don't mind me revisiting stuff I have rejected haha, and a single from YUKI back in 2005. This one, I may have other opinions so I might do a little more listening to see if I can do a *wink* YUKI single review special *wink* to end the year, expect good news next week. I've also given Anime "Houkago Shounen Hanako-kun" theme song just because it's cute and Kitou Akari singing theme songs again so what else is new haha, but also been waiting to finish watching the mini-series to give this a month later. Sorry, Akarin! I have my principles and I refuse to violate them. I can violate you if you want-

Well, more news this week so let's see what is up to wrap up the year, yes? Natsukawa Shiina's new song preview and I assume the final one before the album is one of the few she didn't write lyrics for, and it's as cool as you can imagine. And with this I've listened to most of the songs beforehand so let's hope your album next week will be good, my dear. mol-74's new song on a shadow drop this week is emotional, but not enough to get me at first listen, so yeah, next time then. fumika's new music video is for her recent new song and eh it's fine I just didn't feel as much as her singles back in June. Not as much as Miyawaki Shion's new music video for her new song for a commercial which I totally wasn't following so it took me a while to know it exists (I do follow her on Facebook if that counts), but these somehow did not get me despite their specialty on songs with a more emotional touch. Hitsujibungaku's new song for their upcoming album next month is alright, I can feel the beats it's not bad, so let's hope they keep this up, they have been so far with me walking back on their music library and the single months ago, and I want my first album review from them to be at least memorable. Tomita Miyu's new song preview which is releasing on her birthday next week sounds dope, I might just give it by then, reminds me real well for her debut song 5 years ago when I had to give it for Anime "Houkago Saikoro Club" opening song. Ah yes let me talk about this: miwa did a collaboration performance with Australian artist Orianthi and sang a couple of their songs for the Gibson YouTube channel and of course I much prefer miwa-san but heck, both songs are great why not take a listen, they both got their feels right. Sambomaster is releasing a figurine set somehow haha don't ask me why, in promotion of their new album releasing next week and I thought you guys should know just because. *dabs* No Buses' new song and I almost missed the release window haha, isn't bad but damn, is the area between this Rock band and voacalist solo brand Cwondo being too close, I actually hate it. *giggles* Please don't do this next time again, guys. Moving on, I might listen to FINLANDS only member and vocalist Shioiri Fuyuko's solo single(?) when it releases next month during a live and for music subscription services since you know, I can use more of her music though not like she has been excelling so far but I do have some leanings on this so, whatever, do what you like. *laughs*

So next week, we have a slew of releases specifically albums which I think I already know the outcome of, so I'll do some big head predictions right now haha. GLIM SPANKY's new album will not be much of an indicator as I kind of lost interest in them past few years since they failed to deliver a solid melody and/or beat for their retro style not even for their title song music video, so I'll see what I can get here. Sambomaster's new album likely case too, I hope it's not it has been a long time coming, and I hope to listen to something better, but the album preview is really putting my hopes too high I would think. Natsukawa Shiina's new album will likely be the winner here as I listen to more variety of songs than the above mentioned styles, so likely with the previews this will make this release more impressionable. miwa's new EP though might just trash all of these if their seasonal flavours are hit right as what they have done earlier this year. So yeah, maybe imouto for the win, just saying. *giggles*

Ah, it's a great Sunday, isn't it? A Sunday with a Monday public holiday us the best. *laughs* Also great is my desktop wallpaper now haha I know I should stop saying it already, but at this rate prepare for another Takahashi Rie story with fictional me, I tell ya. *giggles* I WILL TAKE A BOTHERSOME WOMAN AS MY WIFE RIERI I DO NOT CARE IF YOU BEHAVE LIKE MY MOM *laughs* Next week is going to be short and sweet, and I might take tomorrow to you know, clean up stuff here and there or even do up Klassic Note stuff huh. I better, actually, we don't have much time to determine the winners. See you guys next week then, and until next time, I think I have some stuff to buy up next including a next year calendar candidate *wink* so look forward to that at the least. Yeah I don't think people are here for this they just want to see the insides of photobooks so they don't have to buy them and can still jack off-